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Did Carrie Fisher really make whoopie with her fans?
Zachary Gray
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Tyler Lewis
maybe that guy who told her he jerked off to her twice a day for his whole life
Tyler Sullivan
she said she did why would she lie?
Jacob Flores
Besides Steve Martin?
Nolan Collins
Yes she was a self confessed slut
metro.co.uk
>Carrie Fisher has admitted that she slept with a number of ‘nerds’ who were obsessed with her Star Wars character Princess Leia.
>‘I certainly have, along the way, slept with a nerd. But I don’t think I ever got anything out of it except the sex. It was probably good. Nerds will surprise you. They’re way more enthusiastic. More bang with your buck,’ she told the New York Daily News.
Benjamin Williams
OMG
Josiah White
She is right to do so. I'd do it if I were her. Who wouldn't? Millions of fans of your body, you just pick the best looking ones and sit.
I don't get it, is there something wrong in going out with fan?
Jackson White
good lord. imagine it's 1984 and you catch princess leia's cocaine-spiked vision. ten minutes later you are getting genital herpes from the slave girl of your dreams
Ryan Robinson
OMG—She’s in costume?
Lincoln Morris
maybe!
>tfw you ask her to wear earmuffs to re-create the original look
Justin Martinez
>Carrie Fischer will never sleep with you because you can recite the entirety of the Empire Strikes Back by memory
Feels bad man
Owen Russell
Let me answer your question with a question.
Did they have cocaine?
Chase Parker
>Carrie Fischer will never sleep with you because she's RIP now
Kill me, Pete.
Easton Brooks
>being born too late to fuck prime coked up Carrie Fisher
Elijah Reyes
Yes, and she was crossing/uncrossing her legs like Basic Instinct.
“Have you ever made whoopie on cocaine, nerd. (cross/uncross/cross/rub) It’s nice.”
Levi Roberts
She told a child he could motorboat her tits
Kayden Cook
What did Debbie Reynolds and 80's teenagers have in common?
They both had strokes while thinking about Carrie
Jaxson Mitchell
That wasn’t a child—it was Paul Simon.
Sebastian Rodriguez
to be fair Paul Simon is constantly mistaken for a child. i think he has Benjamin Buttons disease
Kevin Peterson
>in an interview with Vanity Fair magazine, Carrie revealed that she got the role in Star Wars, which propelled her to fame at the age of 19, after she ‘slept with some nerd’.
Jason Ward
Was the song Heart of Gold about Ms. Fisher?
Because that’s what she had, along with her many trials and tribulations.
Brandon Perez
Make what??
Dylan Kelly
typo
should be *Wookie
Adam Morales
Checked. Double dubs never lie.
Elijah Miller
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Carter Sanchez
*Wookiee
Hudson Price
Did mark hamill have to bang george too?
Kevin Wood
She said he never changed expression.
I think he must have been in jail.
Adam Hill
>born too late to fuck prime carrie fisher at a con
>born on time to fuck daisy ridley but in a timeline where daisy ridley won't fuck fans at cons
Dominic Nelson
HEINEKEN?
FUCK THAT SHIT