Post audience stories about TLJ

Some guy threw popcorn at the screen when Admiral Gender Studies showed up. Also I counted 5 people (half the audience) leave when Leia flew. Is Nu Wars finished?

Kid in front of me after hyperspace scene: "Mom, how come they didn't do that in the first movie?"

Some guy in my theater shouted "Why?" during the shirtless Kylo scene. Quite a couple people laughed.

When Holdo showed up I screamed "EW PURPLE HAIR" the whole theater clapped and I was escorted out by these hot 9/10 twins.

ITT things that never happened. Normies shoved popcorn in their faces and walked out saying it was the best movie ever, just like they do with all the Transformers movies.

everyone in the theater sat and enjoyed the movie.

>that happened

>When Holdo showed up I screamed "EW PURPLE HAIR" the whole theater clapped and I was escorted out by these hot 9/10 twins.

Whoa dude this looks fake to you? Awesome detective work.

meant for

>I counted 5 people (half the audience) leave when Leia flew
No you didn't.

I counted 3 kids get up to go play outside in my theatre

You've fundamentally failed if you can't even keep kids in the seats

Audience laughed when Leia went full Krypton

During the credits one guy shouted "Well at least it's only 1,078 days until Avatar 2" and the whole audience clapped and shouted merrily.

>Jokes every five minutes
>Audience only laughed 2-3 times

can someone explain why all these reviews mention a TWIST??

>RT critic score is now 91%
>User score is now 52%

Keep up OP

You shared a theater with the based Avatarposter user, consider yourself lucky

When Snoke died someone said ‘well he was pointless’ and everyone laughed and had an orgy

ITT American Audiences refuse to keep their mouths shut when watching a movie. Imagine having a culture so full of autism, that you struggle to stay silent during a public screening of a movie.

>Movie Theater in Harlem
>Scene when Admiral Purple-Hair teaches Poe the value of listening to authority blindly, especially when it's female authority.
>women in theater get up and holler, 'Das Right' and 'Um-Hummm' and 'The Force is Female, Yo'.
mfw

some kids in my theatre were cheering when the suicide bomber drove her space plane into those space buildings

really makes you think

When this lady showed up I heard someone shout ‘Sneed’

This, I fucking hate this country sometimes. When Snoke was killed some guy behind me started clapping like crazy.

>they actually clap at the screen

The absolute STATE of Le Amerimutts

everyone i went with fell asleep except me. it was so embarassing. one of them started snoring loudly but i didnt want to get up and wake them as they were 3 seats down.

Kyro Ben kills Spoke

There was no clapping at my theater when it was over, everyone just kinda stoop up and left. Somebody actually said "What a piece of dogshit".

Why do the Americans clap?

>some guy laughed really hard at the prank call
>everybody was like wtf? is this guy retarded?
>there was silence through the entire movie even at the somewhat funny jokes so as to not sound like that guy
>at the end of the movie everybody walked off in silence
>that guy was literally retarded

People actually laughed at all “comical” scenes and one fat girl made a “awwww” at the chewbaka eating porg scene

I live in West Virginia. A couple guys brought shotguns and shot at the screen whenever a strong womyn spoke a line.

Now I know why Americans like shooting up cinemas

being that new not even heard about the clapistan meme

When the scene of Luke levitating happened, hand to Odin, half my theatre erupted in loud applause. I turned around and saw everyone standing and clapping.

It was more embarrassing than the film.

Right at the scene with Snoke, some guy ran up to the front of the theater to get five last seconds of footage. He had already been caught and was trying to get more footage before security hauled him off. Other than that the movie sucked

>hand to Odin
Shoot yourself.

Fuck you. Ragnarok was awesome.

I never believe these claims. Whenever I go to see a movie everyone just behaves like normal human beings. There's laughter and cries like usual when the movie deserves it, the only brief laughing-clapping moment during TLJ was when Luke trolled Kylo at the end with the force projection. But that was sort of deserved. But nobody shouts in things or acts autistic, or leaves. I've seen one old guy leave at the end of Star Trek Beyond when the main villain turned out to have been a human soldier who went crazy.

>silent purple hair suicide scene
>guy has to explain to his gf what is happening

Fuck...that's probably the only one here that actually happened...

A Chinese man in front of me booed Rose's interracial kiss scene and covered his children eyes