Poe Dameron: This is Commander Poe Dameron of the Republic fleet, I have an urgent communique for General Hugs.
General Hux: This is General Hux of the First Order. The Republic is no more. Your fleet are Rebel scum and war criminals. Tell your precious princess there will be no terms, there will be no surrender...
Poe Dameron: Hi, I'm holding for General Hux.
General Hux: This is Hux. You and your friends are doomed. We will wipe your filth from the galaxy.
Poe Dameron: Okay. I'll hold.
General Hux: Hello?
Poe Dameron: Hello? Yup, I'm still here.
General Hux: Can he hear me?
Poe Dameron: Hux?
Com Officer: He can.
Poe Dameron: With an 'H'? Skinny guy. Kinda pasty.
General Hux: I can hear you. Can you hear me?
Poe Dameron: Look, I can't hold forever. If you reach him, tell him Leia has an urgent message for him...
Com Officer: I believe he's tooling with you, sir.
i cringed so hard at this, does every movie have to be guardians of the galaxy now?
Justin Richardson
to be humiliated
Kevin Reyes
This is real dialogue?
Cameron Clark
is this real?
Gavin Long
Word for word.
Oliver Ramirez
Without a hint of irony, yes. This is how the movie actually opens. This is why I hate The Avengers and why I wish death upon Joss Whedon.
Mason Gomez
Yep, this is pretty much the first pieces of dialogue in the movie
Christopher Jones
not only is it real, its the opening
Jackson Gray
This is so cringey, how there he ends on a mother joke and blame it on Leia (his superior, btw).
Sexist as fuck.
Justin Howard
...
John Robinson
This one didn't end with a yo momma joke
Joshua Rodriguez
>Sup Forums mad the movie made fun of Nazis
I thought it was a funny joke because anyone who actually tries to do evil monologuing like that is doing it because they're conceited as fuck, and Poe pretending to ignore him completely shut down Hux's fragile ego
Asher Ortiz
They've got beef. Hux went to Poe's house once, made a big mess, let his sex robot escape.
Xavier Thomas
In isolation it's not a big deal, but the movie was am massive quipping memefest.
Caleb Collins
>I thought it was a funny joke
James Powell
difference was this worked and was amusing Poes felt forced and cringy
Asher Bennett
LOOOOOOOOL
Xavier Powell
No. He calls him general
HUGS. Hence, he doesn't respond to Hux. I saw it with subs.
Grayson Wilson
wow rian is funny
Kayden Gonzalez
Han made an ass out of some random stormtrooper, not one of the principal villains.
The only actually intimidating villian died halfway through. Hux is a joke
Hunter Campbell
vaudevillian humor > childish trash
Luis King
Not only that, Solo's attempt at trying to fool the officer on the other end was obviously awkward andunconvincing so he was like 'fuck this shit' and blew up the console with his blaster like a kid who has trouble with a frozen computer. That's the amusing part; seeing Han out of his element and not being able to talk his way out of a situation and then seeing his hamfisted approach to exiting the situation he got himself into.
Josiah Peterson
It was from the moment I saw this on Sup Forums before seeing the movie that I knew it was going to be trash. But I saw it anyway.
And I'll see the next one. Know why? To shitpost about it on Sup Forums.
John Parker
...
Christopher Davis
but wait. there is more.
Colton Adams
What a faggot nigger I hope he dies
Colton Bell
>if I keep saying it sooner or later someone will laugh
Cooper Martin
>Poe Dameron: ...about his mother.
SICK BURN
David Morgan
>tfw when I was spared this because I watched the first 30 minutes in Russian Thank you based Russian dub
Levi Ward
>first 30 in russian
???
Noah Richardson
>No one will see Luke mentor Rey Did he remove that part so we didn't see his card?
Nathaniel Jenkins
jesus thats cringey. people need to take notes from trump. keep everything sub 70 iq
Levi Thompson
Han didn't stall an entire Star Destroyer fleet to hear what he had to say
Blake Miller
just because you're not meant to admire or seek to emulate Hux doesn't mean he's not dangerous
I think the prequels and EU tricked people into thinking the series was supposed to glorify the dark side when it never was supposed to
Cameron Sullivan
you know it's fake right
Asher Martinez
Sad thing is, it actually isn't.
Adrian Cooper
I watched the first 30 minutes or so from a Russian cam rip then finished it once an English rip released
Samuel Phillips
Luke didn't die until the end though.
Jeremiah Scott
>Luke didn't die until the end though.
????
Brody Rogers
>I thought it was a funny joke
Hence the complaints Norbit.
Carter Long
Why doesn't he just cancel his card.
Kevin Richardson
>They aren't laughing
>I'll just keep going
>Eventually they'll laugh and this will stop being awkward
Adam Sanders
I'm not supposed to admire him, I'm supposed to hate or fear or be intimidated. Like Tarkin. Or Piett.
Hux isn't even good comic relief, he's just a bitch. Looks and acts like a bullying victim.
Justin Sullivan
That's because he literally is.
His father was an Imperial officer and one of the founders of the First Order. And he also happened to abuse Armitage as a child. Armitage is only in charge because he replaced his father.
Xavier Gutierrez
This made sense in the context of the movie and wasn't a cringe fest. In Last Jedi they should have scrambled fighters and blasted Poe out of the sky with turbolasers since they had no interest in a surrender. He should have died.
Jaxson Morris
Backstory justification doesn't mean its a good choice.
Hux needs someone competent and ruthless to complement him and make the villains villainous. Another officer in the vein of Tarkin would have been ideal, snoke sufficed on his own.
Now we have bullying victims one and two as our principal antagonists. Not ideal. If snoke actually did legit die, this will hit 9 hard.
Matthew Morgan
Why DID Hux become comic-relief for The Last Jedi?
He was cool in The Force Awakens, and Domnhall Gleeson was great. What happened?
Alexander Torres
>mimicking a Hitler speech almost parodically wow great acting He is literally a fucking nigger (ginger) and singlehandedly ruined the First Order as a serious faction. Fucking overacted piece of ginger ass