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Any films about men getting their shit completely fucked?

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>unironically asking reddit for advice
no pity desu

Claim your going to kill yourself
Back out of it at the last minute

The therapist was only giving him what he wanted he might as well do it now

reddit.com/user/time2leave1212
>I guess I could try to walk or hitchike to a warmer place, but I just don't have the energy. So I've decided that I'm just going to let nature take its course and I'll freeze or starve to death here. I'm okay with this.

>Loses everything
>Still has time to post on plebbit

Lel hope he gets aids while sucking dick for food

He was posting using McDonald's Wi-Fi in the parking lot.

I actually cant stop laughing at this loser.

Fun fact: literally the same could happen if you talked about 2D

yeh what an idiot everyone knows if you want good advice you should ask the fat autistic virgin sperg lords at Sup Forums

what is this 2D I see posted everywhere? it's always in some sexual context and for the life of me I can't figure it out and it's obviously ungoogleable because you just get results on the 2nd dimension and 2Dvs3D movie debates

>some pedo is going to kill himself
who cares

>homeless pedophile convincing others to allow their mental illness to fester instead
where were you when reddit > Sup Forums

>men from all over the world had fucked underage children for millenia
>literally nothing bad happened
>a hundred years ago some feminists invented the age of consent meme
>now it's the most abominable thing ever and redditors can't even fathom thinking about it without throwing up
Pedo phobia is the cancer of western civilization

It's 2D loli

>women are the cancer of western civilization
fixed

HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAHA

He's complaining as if he's not lucky to not be tortured to death by a mob of angry townspeople

>Aw got dang, this sucks man, I'd never act out, I can't help it, I'm just a normal person like you but with involuntary urges, I dindu nuffin.
Meanwhile, him on a Saturday night...
>MMM LOOK AT THAT LITTLE STARLET, I'D JUST LOVE TO POUR HONEY ALL OVER HER BUBBLY LITTLE TOES AND SUCK IT ALL OFF, I WONDER HOW IF I COULD EVEN FIT MY GLANS IN HER TIGHT LITTLE CUNT

>a man who literally hurt no one and committed no crime, lost his family, car, house, job, is going to starve and freeze to death in the cold because his roastie therapist divulgated his personal sexual thoughts
He literally got his shit fucked up for thoughtcrimes. I really hope you get framed and jailed.

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Why doesn't he just do it then

Do what? Commit crimes? Because he's not immoral unlike the hypocritical brainlets who want to murder him for having thoughts they don't like.

>Trusting a female therapist
Dumbfuck deserves everything and more

Kek.

The therapist deliberately ruined his life to necessitate even more therapy. Good business model.

>Thoughtcrimes
Nah, he admitted to slowly beginning to cave to his sick fantasises. It was only a matter of time.

He's lucky he's still alive and has the choice to take his life by his own hand.

I do feel for him in a way, because it's just fucked up brain chemistry, isn't it? But then where do you draw the line? Are lazy people guilt free? Criminals? Rapists? Murderers? It's just fucked up brain chemistry after all, no?

If he was planning on killing himself anyway, why would he tell his "doctor" and go through all of this?

Just kill yourself and leave a nice note.

Women just ruin everything if you let them, they weren't meant to hold power over anything.
Notice how grown women seducing little boys is something they don't care about at all.

He's a LARPER that's why

>slowly beginning to cave to his sick fantasises
What? No.
>It was only a matter of time.
Literally pre-crime.
>Criminals? Rapists? Murderers?
He's none of this.

Please tell me you're joking.

They label men who fuck drunk sluts rapists.

They label men who fuck 15 year olds pedophiles

They label men who try to save their countries from Jews murderers.

Reread what he said. He viewed certain pictures and likely masturbated.

Take your pills mate, none of that is relevant here is it?

>They label men who try to save their countries from Jews murderers.
Nice try, Adolf.

boohoo

>viewed
>masturbated
"oh no torture him"

>non-nude sites that have pics of minors
LMAO who's this chucklefuck kidding, it was probably that Russian "child model" bullshit that gets spammed on Sup Forums and more than a few "slipups" with full-blown CP.
>Nope I don't want nothing to do with that immoral child pornography stuff, no way no how.
>Ackchyually I only haven't looked at it because I don't want to get caught.
>Ackchyually I may have looked at it once or twice but that's all.
>WAIT MR. FBI AGENT PLEASE DON'T OPEN C:\Users\Jerry\Desktop\New Folder (15)\Don't Click\Not CP\TitillatingTweenTemptation13-YIFY-WEBRip-2013.mkv

>YIFY
he deserved it

>>Ackchyually
stop writing shit like that faggot

Even so isn't him being in therapy the only way to fix this? Besides killing himself obviously

There's another solution to fixing it.
You could call it a final solution.

Can't he sue the therapist? She basically ruined his life, causing damages in the millions. She had no right to break he confidentiality clause.

>hasn't hurt any kids or looked at kiddy porn
>attracted to adult women
>"hurr better share my loli fetish instead of just fapping to some little anime girls"
I mean I love femdom but I keep my mouth shut about it in real life because it dries up most women's pussies immediately if you discuss it,and any guy who doesn't like it will think you're a weirdo sissy. Wouldn't be hard to keep your child fucking fantasies in your faps where they belong.

>"she"
A woman ruined yet another man's life. shocking. He was a retard for trusting her. He should have posted her name if he really was killing himself. Probably just a big autistic LARPer, like every Sup Forums story ever.

There's a thing called curiosity and it's not surprising that the curiosity is even bigger when it's related to your fantasies. He never downloaded or distributed pizza though and "MR. FBI AGENT" never found "C:\Users\Jerry\Desktop\New Folder (15)\Don't Click\Not CP\TitillatingTweenTemptation13-YIFY-WEBRip-2013.mkv".

Reddit tricked him into confessing to his therapist Lmao

Where does he live that there are no buildings to jump off of.

>that Russian "child model" bullshit that gets spammed on Sup Forums
What "bullshit"? They're legit models working for legit companies and the pics are taken from a legit website called instagram.

>doctor/patient confidentiality
Maybe because I'm from a shithole, but do people from rich countries really believe this? Here only the priests and the dead can keep a secret.

Makes you think.

so... this is the power of a cunnybro

>Talking to a therapist
>A female one, no less
>Falling for the confidentiality meme
Protip: Don't say anything to a therapist that you wouldn't say to a cop you've never met

"Tell me about your darkest thoughts, you can trust me :^)"

It's all relevant to the post I replied to.

It's my job to try and slip in nazi normalization wherever I can.

Did you know the Nazis had a comprehensive and well liked program for dealing with repeat sex offenders?

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r/thathappened
does anyone actually think this is real? lmao you guys (and reddit but this goes without saying) are fucking dumb

>/don't click/it was a joke/

What is the point of a therapist?

He would have been better off going to a priest.

people believe crazier stories here, you assume every story is true, even though 95% of them are LARP shit.

If I was him I would take that cunt of a therapist with me to hell.

Just tourture him/her for hours and finally kill her/him.

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>He would have been better off going to a priest.
True, they don't have a problem with child molestation.

"Good, good, keep talking."

Holy shit i hope that image is satire. Do they think it's more efficient, wise or even feasible to have just one company make the same car for everyone? Dear god

They are bound by the seal of the confessional. You can literally trust them.

How the fuck this is tv related? Fucking kys dumb redditor.

The bible can offer you more than any therapist ever could when it comes to fixing your life, even if it can be tricky to interpret it. And you don't have to go through anyone, it's all self exploration. You don't even have to "believe in God" either, in the materialistic sense.

The fedoras at Reddit probably meme'd him into confessing to his therapist.

yeah im taking all my sick fetishes to the grave. why do people feel the need to tell others their deepest secrets? some things can just be for you and you only.

I asked for JUST-tier *films* you pathetic little maggot.

> Reddit helps ruin some guys life

Actually impressed

In my country a priest was arrested for telling a secret he heard during confession. The Church excommunicated him too.

Faith in God is essential though, it's how I stopped masturbating completely right when my fapping was getting more and more perverted.

Jesus Christ, what a moron, I'm taking being a pedo to my natural grave

This.

The ones spammed here with the glasses are from a swimwear company from a professional photographer its all legit business you can buy those swimsuits yourself and browse the site all you want it's not illegal. It just truggers newfags

Keep talking? I can only get off to braaaaaaaps

This, but replace The Bible with the Quran. Praise Allah.

Mohammed was a child molester so the Koran loses all crediblity desu.

I mean, that's partly true. They're also guys, so they're less prone to moral panic and hysteria, and they're also bound by the seal of the confessional. You can't even make them testify in court in some places.

Granted, their counselling isn't going to be of the same quality as a medical professional;

>Say a few prayers and then move to a new town and hope you don't do it again lol

Is this a joke?

Also this post Are these real newfags?

Why do weak whimpy dudes trust chicks, or anyone for that matter with their dark secrets? Stuff it down deep inside and live your life, Jesus Christ

If he's gonna go out, why not a murder-suicide? The therapist really fucked him in the ass.

Why did you post completely unrelated reddit pic then?

>ACTUALLY THINKS A THERAPIST WOULDN'T RAT HIM OUT IMMEDIATELY

redditard deserved it

almost as bad as the time they nearly got someone killed
reddit.com/r/videos/comments/4azzkp/paris_terror_suspect_salah_abdeslam_being_captured/d155hqm/

Quaran is full of dumb shit that's solely related to keeping Muslims in charge.

But joining a mosque can be good for you. Community and all that.

They also hate roasties, so it's good for guys.

>this could've happened to Mark Twain and Edgar Allan Poe if they lived in the 21st century
makes me think

>POST YOUR FACE PEDOS WILL NEVER EVER HAVE RIGHTS

speak for yourself, i don’t believe anything i read online

>such a dumb fuckup that he can't even kill himself

Holy shit.

But it's completely related because that man's situation *is* JUST-tier.

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kill yourself reddit trash

>Say a few prayers and then move to a new town and hope you don't do it again lol
That's not what their counselling amounts to. Don't talk about things you know nothing about.

But they do have rights. They just don't have the right to molest and most of them don't even want to which is why most molesters literally aren't even p-words.

Of course he can, that’s how to tell the story is false my man. Use your noggin.

she can (and probably did) just say she thought he was going to molest some one, and she's fine.

You're guilty until proven innocent and then you're still guilty for being accused. Only the money to hire a good lawyer can at least mitigate your losses, though you're likely just to lose more.

Honestly it was probably better when villages just got pissed off together and burnt you at the stake or whatever. At least that had some finality to it.

>I guess this is what I deserved

He's right about that, at the very least.

Americans believe anything you tell them if you’re wearing a suit. Incredibly easy to scam.

LMAO
and they said the reddit boogeyman wasn't real

Fuck off, retard. Why did you choose to shitpost on tv of all places? Go make one more SW thread while you're at it, faggot.

>Fuck off, retard.
No, reddit.
>Why did you choose to shitpost on tv of all places?
Because I'm part of the Sup Forums community™.
>SW
Capeshit with lightsabers is still capeshit, i.e. shit.