Thoughts?

thoughts?

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Literally who?

>Things are worse so this is good

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He loves Star Wars(tm) but it's the cool thing to hate on the prequels.

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And the prequels were still better than The Last Jedi.

But that wasn't CGI. They handmade that diner.

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I don’t really get it. Is he saying Star Wars on the whole is terrible and we shouldn’t be surprised the latest one is in keeping with that?

Maul had like one great fight (first one didn't really count) and was wasted in the prequels, but he was cool in Clone Wars and Rebels; too many people hated he came back though.

he's saying the prequels had bad elements but were still consistent unlike the garbage sequels

Space diners don't break the rules of the Star Wars universe.

Space diners aren't plot holes, that's literally just something you don't like.

Complaining about space diners and Jar Jar is the same as not liking Porgs. It's completely irrelevant.

>complaining about space diners
What a faggot. The best part of sci fi movies are when they show the real lived in parts of the universe. It gives some mirth to the world and makes it feel real. Sure, it's cool to see space wizards flying space ships around while laser beams fill the screen, but it doesn't feel impactful if that's all that's going on. It's a brainlet complaint for sure.

>fuck suicidal people

main bad guy of the movie isn't the main bad guy of the trilogy

>anything thats not as shit as the prequels cant be criticized

is this going to be the autistic cry of every faggot that defends DisneyWars?

>he hates the space diner
>but the terrible casino planet and not-horse racing is fine

I dont get how any of these make last jedi good. One film being bad doesnt make another good.

he makes it sound like seeing star wars is some mandatory thing. I guess for braindead normies

I like the space diner. Sure is a hell of a lot better than a space casino

>I had a worse time than you!
Sometimes, I feel like they don't understand what being a fan is. Or rather, it's more like they're not fans, they just want a venue to 'win' at something.

why is this guy so mad?

Yeah that’s a practical effect. What’s with these idiots pointing out practical effects and blaming CGI? RLM did it too.

a whole planet is a city and he doesnt expect places which sell food?

it sounds like hes complaining about world building, or anything that adds to the feel and depth of a planet

Space diners make sense considering cantinas are pretty much just mob bars

>fucking space diner

What the problem is?

>implying the sequels are worse than the prequels

And this guys opinion is dropped

They work for Buzzfeed. You didn't expect someone like that would be retarded, melodramatic and factually incorrect?

Space diner was kino. These millennial shitstains need to watch more film noir and pulp.

Ironically, most of his criticisms of the prequels are directly applicable with nuWars.
Thusly, he's unintentionally admitting that nuWars is just as bad as the Prequels and their shit logic, to which he's unintentionally correct, but tries to pass it off as though the "haters" are idiots compared to this beta male Buzzfeed cuck.
What a waste of sperm.

But sheev drained her life to save anakin

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Yoda backflipping on Geonosis. I watched Jar Jar Binks step in the dark poop . All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain

nuwars are leagues below prequels
i dont get the prequel hate, they are good

Why is this young woman so upset? Doesn't xhe realize that the two arguments are not related?
1) we hate the new movie
2) the prequels were shit, so don't complain.
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>beautiful, imaginative fight sequences
How can he not be fucking kidding?

>hating space diner
A pleb and a woman. Typical.

They're half-wits who think they get to act smart. That's the difference between a proper film critic who has actually studied film and random people with an opinion and an access to the internet.

Isn't it just a diner on another planet?
Is only earth allowed to have restaurants?
I really don't understand the complaint.

But AotC has insanely stupid plotholes fresh outta the gate. Worse than anything in TLJ.

I had to sit through a fucking space horse race and shitty las vegas dr. who casino

No they won't, we all saw them too and can watch the dvds again.

>I watched Plinkett too am I cool

Man, I really didn't like Last Jedi
>OH OH, WOW, JUST WOW, well listen up buddy, I REALLY hated the prequels
Yes? And?
>The prequels were really bad
Right?
>So you don't get to dislike episode VIII because of how bad the prequels were, you have to hate them and not Last Jedi

This faggot needs to be rapes and hanged. Can't believe that these "people" actually exist.

They are passable. They are hated for what they could have been. They are hated for stilted acting/directing, horrible dialog, and annoying characters. TPM's endgame is "Save a planet half-populated by intolerable idiots!" that they celebrate while catapulting Palpatine into power.

Yeah! Who the FUCK would think showing a godamn diner or cantina in a space movie would be good!

Why can’t soyboys make a point without excessively swearing

Women love the sequel trilogy. Men understand that the Prequels, despite their faults, are true space kino

Lol I don't think he realizes Anakin is Vader

The thing that makes it shitty is the fact that it's very clearly there to mimic '50s restaurants, and it feels like a joke instead of a real setting. It's like Chewy doing the Tarzan yell. It's fucking stupid.

Midichlorians might sound dumb but people were always more or less force sensitive, not everyone could be a Jedi

not all the characters are annoying, as well as the dialogue isnt all that bad, but i know what you mean.
it still doesnt warrant the hate, i think the positives far outweigh the negatives

apart from looking pretty, i honestly cant think of anything good to say about the sequels

Every single person complaining about the new star wars probably saw the prequels in theaters too though

like?

Fucking this. Do people expect Star Wars to be Tolkien in space or some shit that is sprinkled with ships and sabers here and there? I don't get it

He marked the fuck out for backflipping Yoda just like everyone else. You know it. I know it. The American people know it.

Isn't that a numale?

It is a joke and homage to Lucas' other movie.

These days you just don't know anymore.

The assassination plot is an imbroglio. Nothing makes sense and it launches the plot. The Jedi have no reason not to help or suspect Dooku of being a bad guy. Jango Fett has no reason not to kill Padme himself. The assassin he hires has no reason not to use a rifle to kill Padme. Anakin and Obi-Wan are able to locate one another as if they are magnetically attracted to each other. And at the heart of this plot is motivation that makes no sense

His tweet about someone complaining about the Ocean’s 11 remake without Clooney was pretty funny tho

This dude looks like Shrek
>TLJ HATERS GET OUT OF MUH SWAMP

It's stupid for Star Wars and doesn't give the world he's "building" any depth or immersion.

You know in the space you can't have a dinner

What is with all this prequel hate? Are these people just RLM fanboys?

2/3rds of the prequel trilogy is better than 2/3rds of the original trilogy and FAR better than anything NuWars related

So, his argument is that Star Wars has always been shit, so we shouldn't be mad it's shit.

Prequels are autism incarnate, fight me.
nuWars is potentially worse at this point.

Why do soyboys and feminists get so butthurt when people don’t like what they like?

Don't take this shit seriously. Lucas didn't, why should you

what's the problem with space dinner? the ot had a space cantina

he wasn't the main bad guy and we learned that he was palpatine's apprentice

not related, maybe padme died because they were ignorant of womens' health

its virtue signalling

Why they would thing a master jedi who was the padawan of Yoda would changes to the dark side?

Being a 'fan' is no longer about enjoying a thing, it's about using it as an identity. Meaning that if you don't like a thing they like, they take it as a personal dig against them as a person.

>hurr this one thing is less shitty than another thing so it's excused

The prequel hate is just another line of attack for those who like TLJ to use against those who don't. First it was Russian Trolls, then it was a group of disgruntled man-children, then they say, 'the Prequels were just as bad', then they say, 'people hated The Empire Strikes Back' when it first came out, and most recently I've seen the argument of 'TLJ is too intellectual for the traditional fan'.

None of these arguments deal with the actual complaints about the film...they're just flailing in the dark at an imagined spectre.

Fuck them all.

Why the fuck is he so butthurt?

Everything that came after Episode VI is shit.
The Prequels were shit.
The Clone Wars was shit.
Rebels is shit.
The Sequel Trilogy is cancer incarnate.
I don't care for your sorrows. Deal with it.

seeTo add to that, it's why instead of you know, drawing from the materials in the film itself to criticize or defend, they jump to making irrelevant comparisons and personal insults and assumptions.

He's a bugman and being a Star Wars "fan" is the pathetic husk that he uses in lieu of him having an actual personality and identity.

I think this proves without a doubt that modern star wars fans are consumerist brainlets.

The absolute STATE of star wars cucks.

I don't get it. Is he trying to defend the new trilogy by making comparisons to the prequels? Is he retarded?

Well....yeah of course.

I hated everything she listed EXCEPT the space diner.
Why do people hate the space diner?

What are we going to do about nu-males?

They're rampant stupidity seems almost as dangerous to society as negroids.

>using the prequels' bad ideas to justify TLJ's bad ideas
Can't you just say you like something in spite of its problems?

RLM told them it was bad.

Holy fuck, is Jesse a boy or gril?

That's funny considering 2 of the prequels are better than Episode VI aka Ewok adventure film

why is he so angry?

these are lessons not taught in last jedi.

>Debbie Reynolds had an unrealistic death
rude

neither. a numale.

>TFW WHEN DUBS TRIPS THEN DUBS AGAIN
Noice digits, dubs trips then dubs don't lie

>story has plot holes
>dislike design things
Sounds very spoiled. He is the equivalent to /po/ throwing a fit because they have so many female characters.

But the prequels had the best fighting scenes. What he should compare are dinner to casino. Even the salt planet is just a mad max rehash.

What? a trilogie about how vader came to be and with a teaser compared to trash what was build up by jj and which trashed lukes character? He isnt the brightest light? What priorities does this creature has?

What? he was a lakey and never build up as a mayor mystery villian.

So magical superhero is ok but someone dying in birth is bad? He really is bad at comparing

>BUT MUH SPACE DINER
the sequels don't even have half the imagination as the prequels. Talk shit about the prequels all you want but you're retarded if you think the new movies have better planets.

>It's like Chewy doing the Tarzan yell
But i liked that.

>a space diner that serves a purpose in the story since its run by a good friend of Obi Wan who identifies an item for him
vs.
>a space casino with space horse racing that’s ultimately pointless outside of preaching that slavery is bad and rich people can be evil

Not to mention the diner serves as nothing more than background while there’s an entire subplot that takes mostly in the casino

This.

I love(d) Star Wars. I love JoJo. I love Halo.

They don't fucking define me as a person. These people are mentally ill.

Shut up.

SEETHING. But that's the only thing people can do nowadays, be brave on the internet. It's his Twitter too so whatever.