It's a "GENNEDY SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS INSTEAD" thread

>It's a "GENNEDY SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS INSTEAD" thread
>It's filled with nothing but the dumbest ideas you've ever heard in your life
>Every single time

Genndy should have had Jack commit suicide so we wouldn't have to watch this romance garbage.

>It's a "Gendy isn't a hack" thread

Have Aku actually be Jack's father.

>Have Aku actually be Jack's father.
>implying he isn't already

The romance only started at episode 8. It's not like all the other episodes were about romance.

Well, if Samurai Quack can be considered foreshadowing, then that's most likely true

>being this much of a cuck that he can't enjoy a fictional romance between two cartoon characters

can we talk about why Russia constantly produces the more intellectuals?

why does a cold shithole in the middle of nowhere have so many chess masters?

is there really nothing else to do?

>cuck
>can't enjoy
You got to go back.

>yfw you realize nobody on Sup Forums would bash the latest season if The Scotsman's Daughter replaced Ashi's role

it would have been better to just have an epilogue where you see Jack married and teaching an unnamed son or some shit. Would have fit the overall tone of the series much better. Nobody wants to see one of their favorite heroes spilling his spaghetti around a "strong, female character" like a betacuck "nice guy" loser

>Nobody wants to see one of their favorite heroes spilling his spaghetti around a "strong, female character" like a betacuck "nice guy" loser
This.

Most of this shit happens because it's less of "THEY SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS" and more of "THEY SHOULD HAVE DONE WHAT I WANTED".

Some people seriously projected their homosexuality when we have seen him countless times showing an atracción to the opposite sex.

It's just stupid

The Scotsman becoming a ghost was dumb desu. Especially since he's just gonna show up to fight in the army as filler while Jack and Ashi take on Aku.

t.shipperfag who only cares about a dumb romance becoming official to be smug about on Sup Forums and thinks anyone who thinks the relationship is stupid is ""projecting""

Go circlejerk about how cute the chimp is

>implying our desires as long time fans are necessarily invalid

I never understood this argument. I just want the last season to not be fucking trash.

>they need to get together because it's a girl and a guy
Shit, if only that applied to real life. If only I could go up to my crush and tell her that she needs to go out with me because she's a woman and I'm a man so therefore it's only right.

Considering they brought Genndy and Mako on board for that, that's not entirely out of the picture.
Also thanks for posting DD so I can post an image of best girl without it being entirely off topic.

First of all, I highly doubt it because that would actually be relatively forced considering the lack of timespan, but on that note an episode where Scotsman tries to get Jack with one of his daughters would have been hilarious.
Second of all, I think the ship will be at least a little less hated once it receives the Scotsman's approval.

>Jack shouldn't date ashi. Its like SO gross.
>He should talk it out with Aku XD they are so cute together!!!

Atleast Aku is actually interesting :^)

>Jack shouldn't date ashi. Its like SO gross.
Gross? No. Go back to tumblr.
Ruining the season? Responsible for an unnecessary episode? Yeah.

70 year old man dating a 17 year old is a little weird desu

B-BUT THEY'RE BOTH ADULTS EVEN THOUGH WE NEVER GOT CLARIFICATION ON ASHI'S AGE!!!!

The episode felt like a weird fever dream, does anyone else feel like it's actually some kind of big joke?
The Watermelon cats were the only saving grace in that borefest though, they couldn't even make the monster cool.

Genndy should've had Jack go back and eventually marry cricket girl

I mean , I don't really give a fuck about Samurai Jack,I'm here mostly for the comics, but with all the threads and butthurt images that there have been about this topic , it's not really hard to catch up.

Ah , and I said SOME people. Their opinion is not invalid.Its just fucking stupid , IMHO.

this whole season feels more like a parody of the series than a genuine follow up

And has more than 5 days of history with Jack. :^3

shame he's only gotten like two minutes of screen time

Nobody said he wasn't a Hack, they just said that Sup Forums anons are even more retarded.

And why?
BECAUSE MUH MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

>tfw both the Forever Alones and the tumblerinas are throwing a fit over episode eight

It's glorious. I haven't seen this much salt in a long time

>Forever Alones
>implying you aren't best friends with your hand

>it's another "people don't like a rushed, horribly built up romance that adds virtually nothing to the story because they're single lol" comment

Shit Romance over quality right lads?

It's possible to think Gennedy is a hack, but also acknowledge that most of the fan concepts thrown around here are still way worse.

The two are not mutually exclusive.

Y'all are some of the most insecure dudes that have ever lived

Hard times produce strong people, user. Cycle of civilization.

>Y'all are some of the most insecure dudes that have ever lived
Does anyone have that image of jack saying "WHERE DO YOU THINK WE ARE!?"

In forty years you'll all be buying self-lubricated catheters from that cowboy

>it's another "people don't like a rushed, horribly built up romance that adds virtually nothing to the story because they're insecure lol" comment

>It's a "LET'S SUCK GENNDY'S COCK AGAIN" thread
>It's filled with nothing but waifufaggots, porn dumps and circlejerking
>Every single time

...

Sorry you're on the side that got BTFO

There's a reason creators are actually creating things and "idea people" are just posting on Sup Forums.

>implying i'm on a daughterfag side
I want the show to be good, faggot. You should too, not romantic garbage.

It's his damn story, and I think it's a pretty good one.

Much better than anything any Sup Forumsshitter has ever suggested on this cancerous tumblr blog of a board.

>it's another "people don't like a rushed, horribly built up romance that adds virtually nothing to the story because they're salty lol" comment

But the apologists want you to think that it was developing right away and that it was "obvious" by some random hints.

Damn dude, I don't even like Jashi and the new season has a lot of flaws, but you are the bonafide epitome of asshurt

W-WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING? A HUG AND A KISS? XD

If you really couldn't figure out from at least episode 3 that Ashi was gonna be the love interest, you might be legitimately autistic

So judging from this thread, you guys just wanted Jack to be depressed, and near suicidal the entire season?

You know what Genndy should've done?

He should make the FINALE SEASON of Samurai Jack 50 years into the future! And not just that, now Jack will have a romance interest who will take 50% of the story, Aku will have depression, Jack will want to kill himself for half the season and be really happy the other half and the Scotsman will die in 1 episode, and it will be supposed to be funny!

Isn't it the GREATEST idea you've ever heard!?

Well, that's the only Jack they know

it's a "someone points out how jashifags use the same 'point' with slight variations every single time someone says it sucks so they have to be asshurt" comment

>you guys just wanted Jack to be depressed, and near suicidal the entire season?
I just think it's amazing that Genndy managed to ruin the story in the course of a 30 minute single episode.

This story didn't need a romance subplot and people who think otherwise are retarded.

J-JACK NEEDS A LOVER TO BE HAPPY! DON'T YOU GET IT? YOU AREN'T HAPPY UNTIL YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!

you forgot your meme arrow and funni picture that time

who cares

get on my level. I knew it since the first scene in episode 1.

For every failure of Communism, there is a success. Thats just the Stalin way.
Education quality is for instance, quite high. Doesn't change that 95% of the population is still Russian Bydlos, but it makes the situation better for the last portion.

Strong Men doesn't need to be strong.
Generally they are merely hateful, bitter, and refuse to let anybody else have anything good.
Nevermind that post industrial period has only been around since the early 1900s in the west, so there could only have been 3/4 of a cycle even taking place.

>your meme arrow
Go back to /r/eddit, tumblr, and wherever else you came from.

Holy shit this IS Korrasami 2.0 I mean just look at this faggots claiming it was set up because they glanced at each other.

It's the basic tenet behind fanfiction.

The idea that some illiterate scrub could tel a better story than the professionals.

>they glanced at each other.
H-HEY I LIKE YOUR HAIR AND DRESS
SO THAT MEANS I LOVE YOU RIGHT?

>if it was made by people with "titles" it's good
Do you also think nuPPG is the best possible PPG reboot?

>There are people so pathetic that they get offended what a fictional character does
>Seeing literally anything in a happy unison from jashi to a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and they feel they are getting cucked
>Try to tell them otherwise and the only thing they say is "WELL UH, YOUR JUST A DUMB SHIPPERFAG"


UNBELIEVABLE!

>not caring about the progression of a story
>pretending to be shaggyfag in the process

wew did Samurai Jack manage to disappoint with last episode. are the people who thought episode 8 was good autistic?

just plebs, fujoshits, shipperfags or waifufags

Tbh, last three episodes definitely have A LOT of room for improvement.

I wouldn't say it's a fall on the scale these fags claim it to be.

But like first 4 episodes are easily 9-10's, while latest episodes vary from 5 to 7.

>just plebs, fujoshits, shipperfags or waifufags
ah ok that answers my question then, yes, they're autistic.

>I'm only enjoying this season because of salt

You should be grateful they're the only entertainment you're getting out of all this. Sad!

>it's another "people don't like a rushed, horribly built up romance that adds virtually nothing to the story because they're pathetic/unhappy" comment

Confirmed for not watching the original seasons. Jack spilled his spaghetti whenever he interacted with an attractive woman throughout the series. It's an endearing weakness.

>first scene of the first episode of the new season features a new character and a quick montage of their life, beliefs and purpose.
>this character is a woman

no shit it's gonna be a romantic interest. genndy is as subtle as a brick through a window.

>Jack spilled his spaghetti whenever he interacted with an attractive woman
No, he didn't. He was just polite. Ikra was the only one who Jack showed POSSIBLE attraction to.
Name a girl, please.
>The bounty hunter with her husband who tried killing Jack on the train
Nope. Jack was nervous as fuck around her and uncomfortable, but he tried to be polite.

>introducing a character means they ARE a romance interest

It's like I'm living in a bizzaro world, the rule used to be "if two characters interact with each other it doesn't mean they want to fuck, retard." Nowadays it's just "Two characters? ROMANCE!"

This.

Cricket girl > Ashi

>It's a "LOL they don't like my waifu so they must be a single virgin or tumblrina" thread

I'm wasn't even invested in this whole Daughterfags VS Shipperfags thing.

I don't care that Jack is in love. What I do care about though, is how the show that only has 10 episodes to wrap shit up, decides to introduce a new character and use up multiple episodes to develop her, that could be used to wrap up loose ends in a satisfying way.

But no Genndy's waifu fantasy must be realized.

INB4:

>Virgin
>/r9k/
>Tumblr
>cuck
>asshurt
>daughterfag

If you even think about replying with or do reply with any of the above, go fuck yourself

I get the impression that you have the Mr.Enter-like autistic fit each time a show has any romance.

Yeah. You had to have been a true badass to gut your way through the Bronze Age Collapse, the fall of Rome, the mongol invasions, the black death, colonizing the new world, or the two world wars. And I don't mean being a worthless Chad 'Alpha,' I mean legitimately pushing yourself to the limit and making hard decisions.

>threads complaining about Jack
>tthreads complaining about Ashi
>threads baiting against Jack
>threads baiting against Ashi
>threads complaining about the complaining
>threads complaining about the baiting
>threads defending the baiting
>threads overall complaining about a cartoon

I said it once and I'll say it again, all sides are fucking shit.

>not recognizing it was a joke
Fucking reddit reject.

>tfw watching the show at my own pace
>tfw see Sup Forums crying about "ashi episodes" which only seems to consist of one episode where ashi just goes around finding out how AWESOME jack is
>tfw Sup Forums cries that the new season of "filler episode: the show" has poor pacing
>tfw I'm just having fun and that's what I've been doing for years

Is this the new spicy neo-fundie meme? Are you still using "every civilization that collapsed did so because of decadence and duh genie rat!" or did you replace it?

Jack wasn't even uncomfortable when they went up on the roof, where Josephine got physical with him.

>it's another "if I think it's good then it's good and everyone is wrong but me" post

Except he was. Are you blind? Watch it again.

>"I think this is fun"
>"NO YOU DON'T, THAT'S JUST AN OPINION REEEEEEEEE"

That being said though:
My opinions > your opinions

>fun is objetive
>implying I care about what a pleb thinks enough to tell you you are wrong

This amount of outrage is beyond my wildest dreams.

He really wasn't. She grabs his arm, comments on how strong he is, he agrees, and they both laugh.

here's a post

But that's the problem, it's way too predictable. I was hoping that Genndy wouldn't pull something so obvious.

I wanted to see more Aku and Jack, but unfortunately, we got waaaay more Ashi than Aku when it should've been the opposite.

Ashi is lame because her sole purpose is to be a waifu, she isn't even that deep of a character, she was brainwashed throughout the entirety of her childhood through vigorous training just to throw all of that away within a couple of nights. Aku is a character ALL of us craved to see more because he's one of the best villains in the history of western animation, same applies to how charismatic the Scotsman is, but both of them got placed on the backseat for a strong warrior woman for Jack to have feelings for.

I was on the hype train, the first three episodes were soooo amazing that I can't describe them properly with words, and I was fine with every episode afterwards and having faith that the final two episodes will be even better, even after raising an eyebrow after seeing Ashi take down a huge army by herself with brute power despite her petite ninja physique. Episode 8 proved to us that this season can't live to Samurai Jack's reputation, which is a damn shame since its start was as good or even better than all previous seasons of Samurai Jack.

Don't trivialize our disappointment because of how autisticly defensive shipperfags tend to be, everytime we come up with a good reason why we don't like Ashi hogging up all of the spotlight, it is always MUH VIRGINS and MUH SALT rhetorics that they project all the damn time. Seriously, shut the fuck up, you fags, this may not be as terrible as Korrasami but its defense team is just as cancerous.

The funny thing is, despite how stupid the romance and drop in quality has been, nearly all of the other ideas pitched have actually been worse

>I just think it's amazing that Genndy managed to ruin the story in the course of a 30 minute single episode.

What's amazing is that you think one tiny subplot has somehow ruined an excellent season to a great show.

I couldn't help but notice you faggots do not similarly bitch about
>THIS SERIES DIDNT NEED A WOLF!!!
>WHY DID THEY GIVE JACK A WOLFU?!
>GENNEDY RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You're the spectacularly pathetic image of "butthurt virgin".