"I crash into you at 200mph because I didn't want you to die."

"I crash into you at 200mph because I didn't want you to die."

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Why didn’t they wear helmets, especially if their aircraft didn’t have full windshields and they were literally on a salt planet?

Implying they werent making an "asians are terrible drivers" reference.

>oh me go fry back to base desu
>oh no, me hit bracku manu
>must think fasturu
>me love you long time!

Because it would cover up their diversity colors and people might forget how cutting edge disney is for casting non-whites in their movies.

unironically the least funniest post on Sup Forums right now

So fucking bad Holy shit

Her blood calls to her across space and time

I don’t know about you guys, but I save what I love

dont bully that qt

her sister did this too

I appreciate your candor

she tackled finn's vehicle with her vehicle

Asians love chicken

>using that many women as pilots and fighters
Just how badly did the resistance want to lose?

Literally the point where the concept of selflessness and sacrifice was deemed as problematic wrongthink

We're not allowed to be or have heroes anymore

Something about this movie felt truly sinister. The "heroes" greatest virtues were being deferential to the female authority figures and nothing else. History was rewritten in the opening crawl of the movie, the archetypal great hero was shown to be a pathetic wretch that nearly murdered his nephew for no reason, and the villains were not allowed to be threatening in any way.

It's like they gutted anything admirable or heroic from the narrative.

Imagine the adrenaline rush of taking out the dirty white piggus crown jewel with you in a glorious fireball

And yet Admiral Purple Hair killed herself stupidly to destroy the First Order fleet.

This movie is so bad that it can't keep its own themes straight.

Remember how you were to forget the past? Rey keeps the Jedi books.

Don't question authority no matter how badly its acting? This movie has a not so subtle Nazi imitators as their opposition.

Its not a deconstruction or a subversion. It's just the end product of the mentally retarded.

It's a fundamentally unlikable movie. It's hard to relate to any of its characters or themes because they're either cowardly, amoral, or stupid.

It's not that we shouldn't have heroes.

It's that we shouldn't have MALE heroes.

Why didn't they have a kamikaze droid do it?

HUH?

>we can win by saving what we love
>Finn was trying to save the rebellion

What did she mean by this

White male Luke still saves the day in the end even if its terrible in execution.

And white male Kylo Ren is the bad boy dark haired ugly as fuck love interest.

The feminist angles are the social justice crowd being played so that they'll rate it higher and support it irrationally. Cuz they are also dumb as fuck.

Its all explained by stupidity.

Was that the Enterprise?

>good guys and badguys fighting
>good guys needs to escape
>main jedi is at a strange planet asking a hermit for help
>gets mad and leaves after seeing visions of bad jedi
>other main characters meet a somewhat friendly guy who offers to help
>ends up betraying them
>good jedi and bad jedi fight and one asks the other to join them hoping they will turn
>both decide to stay good/bad and good escapes
>heroes all meet up and escape from the bad guys at the end leaving a cliffhanger of what will happen next

What movie did I describe?

t. asian
also, you are right

We can win by saving what we love by giving what we don't love more time to cut through a giant door allowing them to murder what we love

Rey saves the day. Luke's diversion would have been pointless if she didn't lift those boulders out of the way, which neither of them knew were there.

Yet another example of a male doing something stupid without consulting women and paying the price for it.

>We won't win through sacrifices.
>Admiral Sweety kills herself to save the rebels
>Luke does the same later

Also, she released a bunch of space greyhounds but they're still trapped on an island and probably going to be brought back to the track in less than a day.

That's pretty fuckin' thin

What was even the point of this?
They got everyone killed and didn't even blow up or accomplish anything. Everyone that isn't a jedi is so incompetent in these movies.

It’s Disney. Of course it’s sinister. No moral lessons in this movie. “BURN THE BOOKS TRUST ME ITS THE RIGHT THING TO DO” All the white people were villains. Resistance is 99% poc / women until the salt planet when their front lines became all white men.

>You are now aware that Luke actually moved the rocks for her.
>You are now aware that all of Rey’s power is actually Yoda fucking with her from the Beyond because he’s been dead for 40 years and is getting bored.

Jesus christ those cheeks and jaw line

Thicc

it was funny because it was so bad

neil degrasse tyson tier criticisms

It's a sci fi movie, it doesn't have to make 100% scientific sense. You know no spaceships like that exist either right? The force isn't real either

>a story does not have to follow the rules of its own universe because it’s all fiction anyway

Obi-wan should have just used the force to blow up the Death Star. Why not? It doesn’t have to make sense.

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>here you go son. you love star wars, don't you?

Eh, even the shite characters were good to have back in the day. I'm pretty sure I had all the Ewoks.

No idea how kids feel about them these days.

>why didn't Luke just try to kill Vader and the Emporer even if he died trying

youtube.com/watch?v=T5OnOTMJRhQ

damn

Why didn't Owen just fucking strangle Luke in his sleep

He clearly knew about his lineage and disapproved of it. Why wait?

The odds were too great that Finn would have not been successful at stopping the laser beam. It would have failed just like trying to train Kylo to become a jedi.

Why didn't the Sith just regularly kill off their apprentices to prevent them from eventually being killed by an apprentice like Palpatine did? Why was Palpatine the first Sith to think of trying get people to kill his apprentices in order for the killer to take their place?

The Mouse had to destroy Star Wars, and specifically had to destroy Luke for many reasons. For starters, Jews, Communists and Liberals hate heroes. Communism is a religion of guilt, victimhood, and submission. A hero like Luke Skywalker, a masculine role model built in the proud western heroic tradition, doesn't jive with their morality. Just as well, when they watched the prequels, the Disney board of Jews saw themselves in the Sith. The Sith were selfish, manipulative, and arrogant beings who sowed the seeds of conflict wherever they went and believed they had a divine mandate to rule those unlike themselves. Put this together in the scope of the six-episode saga, and you have the story of a gentile savior wresting control from the Jews and giving the goyim the right of self-rule. Now take a look at Luke's role in the sequels. His appearance is deliberately made to appear christlike and characters speak of him in the same way. He is built up as the ultimate savior over TFA and then when TLJ comes along, he is humiliated, degraded, and worst of all, shown to be very morally corrupt. It's not enough to just ruin Luke though. The entire moral framework must be destroyed.

Asian drivers, am I right?

The moral of the story is the no one on the left talks to each other. They all do their own thing and it leads to unnecessary death and destruction.

In other words to the left it doesn't matter how many they sacrifice as long as it's done their way. Comunists to a T.

How did Luke get the dice to Leia if Luke was just a force projection? He put them in her hands so they were real physical items. Did he force fedex them all the way to their base?

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You're becoming a paranoid freak, go outside.

That is one huge cock.

Did you miss the shot of them disappearing?

Fucking Luke!

I whispered the same joke to my dad in the theatre. He giggled and I felt a small shred of acceptance

Welcome to post modernism. Where nothing matters except what you can consume. There is no morality. Only marketing. There are no heroes. Only aspirational sales. There is no truth. Only money.

This is the capitalist end game

This

>FOLLOW MY ORDERS
>ok but what about my idea? what makes your order of "do literally nothing until I say otherwise" better than my actual plan?
>SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DISGUSTING MALE
>I'm like the second highest ranked person here after you, why the fuck won't you tell me your plan? What if you fucking die or something, we're literally under attack right now so it's not like that's not a possibility
>NO, WE KEEP ON DOING NOTHING
and Poe is painted like he's the asshole

not to mention the fucking fiasco with Luke deciding to murder Ben for no reason when it could've easily been done much better
>Snoke puts dream of Luke murdering Ben into Ben's head
>Ben wakes up and sees Luke watching over him
>Grabs lightsaber
>Luke thinks Ben has gone to the Dark, tries to kill Ben
>Ben uses "destroy hut" force power and runs away
>This keeps the situation as a kind of gray area and doesn't fucking ruin Luke as a character
there, easy

Which is funny since the so called avowed commies are the loyal foot soldiers. Neo liberalism is such a sinister ideology. All these people thinking they are a part of a social revolution mindlessly destroying the pillars of a noble civilization so it can be replaced by a slave morality of victimization and consumption.

>I did it...Because we're not going to win by sacrificing the ones we love and- Oh shit he's dead

At least they TRIED to address the "Rey is an obvious mary sue" criticisms with Snoke doing that whole "lol ur dark side and getting stronk so that means the light side person will also get stronk"

It still makes no fucking sense at all and is completely retarded but at least they're acknowledging it

doesn't excuse it though

It's almost like you completely ignored the entire last third of the movie because you were looking for things to be mad about.

>WE GUNNA WIN DIS WAR BY SAVING THE ONES WE LUV!
>ok but now there's a huge fucking hole in the door and we can't defend it so everyone we love is no longer saved, which is what I was planning on doing you stupid whore

Neo liberals aren't earnest commies. They just want diversity and multiculturalism, all within the capitalist framework. If they can get some free bucks for college or whatever, then even better.
Capitalism gave these fucks more power than they would have had in any other system. By forming groups that appear large, they can make companies do whatever they want. Lately we've seen how bad it can get with "I don't like this guy in your company, fire him and I'll buy stuff! :D"

Best since Empire, maybe even better

>The Sith were selfish, manipulative, and arrogant beings who sowed the seeds of conflict wherever they went and believed they had a divine mandate to rule those unlike themselves.

but that was what Jedi did

By that same token Rey would have failed if Luke hadnt stalled the FO long enough for the rebels to find an exit and meet up with Rey. Your argument blows.

>in charge of pipes
>Flys ships generations old
>Ruined Finns best possible ending

you know, i honestly kinda like this message, but they needed to do more with it than just having the rando who got picked up halfway through the movie say it before she "dies" for it to matter to the plot in general.

but she ignited the spark that started the fire that melted the candle that waxed the envelope that would have literally gotten the resistance killed and should have been executed for treason

The First Order took the wrong sister.

At least she was reincarnated as a sexy elf assassin.

you faggots act all smug but you paid to see that cunt Rey kiss the nigger in TFA and pretended it was a-ok

>Only character who actually succeeded in what she was trying to do

it is okay you fucking Sup Forumsturd

what isn't okay that they just kinda abandoned that romance plot in this movie.

wtf are you on about?

shit, i just realized she's an entirely different Asian qt pilot than the X-Wing pilot Jessica Henwick played in TFA.

Was there ever an explanation for where the Jessika Pava character went? its like they couldnt get Henwick back because of Netflix so they just got another girl that looks 95% the same then just made her into an entirely different character.

I'm sure there's a 30 page Wookiepedia article coming your way, but my headcanon was she was killed offscreen as the Rebels were evacuating.

If you stop to think about it, everything in this movie is fucking stupid.

>Luke sacrifices himself to save like the 6 people who are still alive in that base (they all fit in the millennium falcon)
>The Supreme Leader is now Kylo Ren but, what the hell does he want anyway? To rule over the galaxy like the Emperor? The First Order's existence now seems pointless.
>There is no one to train the jedi now, and even if Rey does, it feels cheap because she never learned properly herself

>Luke sacrifices himself to save like the 6 people who are still alive in that base (they all fit in the millennium falcon)

That's not what Luke was doing. He was making himself a martyr so that the resistance would have something to rally around. That's why you see the little kids playing with a Luke doll and one of them holds their broom up like a lightsaber.

But yeah, Rey is fucked when it comes to training the next generation of Jedi. Thanks Yoda.

I hate your interpretation much more than mine. Thank you for making me hate this movie even more

I don't know if I want to join the FO or the Rebellion, there's some qt poc all around.

finally, an asian with a big cock

those kids dont even know Luke is dead yet

What really sucked about this part is that it's clear that Finn doesn't really give a shit about Rose because he wants to bang Rey. They could have focused more on Rey and Finn's sexual tension that was present in Force Awakens, but instead they tried to introduce a whole new character to try to make us care about.

Kylo rens giant jew nose ruined any semblance of immersion i could have possibly had

Is this because i come to Sup Forums? Would i have been thinking of how his jew nose is literally 4x as big as the english jedi girls nose if i didnt read his website?

These redpills are sour

>Finn is portrayed as a cowardly goof who is fiercely loyal to his friends (Poe, Rey)
>Finn decides to give up his life to save the entirety of the resistance and do it for a cause instead of running away
>An Asian driver crashes her car into his character arc to stop it from being wrapped up with a bow

someone said Adam Driver wasn't a jew though, now what?

you buy now
and leave

>Hey guys, we're back!
>I saved Finn from foolishly sacrificing himself to destroy that dumb laser cannon
>...y-you mean that laser cannon that is currently melting away the entrance to our cave?
>Love trumps hate, shitlord!

So Poe was able to dodge all the Star Destroyer turbolaser batteries and they even make a big deal about how such a small and maneuverable craft is making it through the defense grid, but as seen in ANH Star Destroyers have smaller batteries able to take out smaller targets like escape pods.

so fuck this movie

No shit mate

It's social engineering, programming, conditioning, whatever you want to call it.
Yep, the worst aspects of leftism and capitalism. It's horrifying.

She's cute

I took it as all Asians are kamikaze pilots

>Imperial Class I Star Destroyer had point defense cannons to fight fighters.
>Imperial Class II Star Destroyers did not have point defense cannons.

I am pretty sure every Star Destroyer after the class II lacked point defense cannons.

>smaller targets like escape pods
Escape pods have a predictable trajectory

A dreadnought of that size should have fighter escorts. Which it did...but ideally, it should have been more than 3.

How did they cross 5 miles of no mans land alone and badly wounded from the crash?

>Because it would cover up their diversity colors and people might forget how cutting edge disney is for casting non-whites in their movies.
...this might actually be true. It was weird how long they lingered on the faces of the POC actors everytine they went from cockpit to cockpit in the fighter/speeder scenes.