Everyone is afraid of dying but no one is afraid of falling asleep

>everyone is afraid of dying but no one is afraid of falling asleep
-Joe Rogan

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i'm afraid of falling asleep in case i dream i'm in a coma and wake up unconscious

because you are not dead when you're asleep

You can't wake up dead

You can also know your sleeping in your dream.

I dont fear falling asleep but I definitely dread having to go to sleep because it brings the next shitty day faster

Being asleep forever sounds pretty good

I actually do fear falling asleep because one time I woke up and could barely breathe for about 10 seconds

unless you a zombie

Unless you a zombie

>no one fears falling asleep
Joe Rogans never bad sleep paralysis

unless you are megadeth

this is a rather naive thing to say

>tfw can't fall asleep on my back because of this

*throws up on your podcast*

>tfw can only sleep on my back
Why the fuck are beds so short

What's his end goal?

I'm not afraid of going to the bathroom, but I wouldn't want to stay there forever

blasting off in a space X rocket in a isolation tank with a mouth full mushrooms

>everyone is afraid of being called gay but no one is afraid of sucking cocks
-Joe Rogan

>not using sleep paralysis as a gateway into lucid dreaming
i stopped being able to sleep on my back exactly because of this. i get to excited about easily entering lucidity and just never fall asleep. unfortunately the only way i have ever achieved lucidity was on my back.

Because you sleep in a single bed made for children. Grow up and buy a real size bed.

most underrated philosopher of our time

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>not enjoying sleep

Best part of the day/night other then being high.

Sleep paralysis. Been there, done that.

I'm always asleep, I'm afraid of waking up.

>sleep paralysis
Happened to me last night. Believed there was an intruder in my room but couldn't move or speak. It's lame.

cocks?

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I'm too scared of waking up to a night horror harassing me. The first incident turned me off the experience as a whole, so I've slept on my side since.

did you miss the part about having to wake up? sleeping itself is fine.

That first comment always makes me laugh

Actually regurgitated acid into my throat and breathed in the fumes I think. I legitimately thought I was going to die.

You can see and feel something sit on your bed, but you are unable to flee

So you dread waking up, not going to sleep.

did he look like this?

thats happened to me quite a few times, maybe check your bed level to make sure your head is positioned slightly higher up than your waist

well if you ever feel like you are trapped and on the verge of panicking, just start wiggling your toes. gets you out of it within seconds. otherwise, i suggest using it as a meditative experience to obtain lucidity.

Every time I'm in a dream and I'm about to make a choice I feel myself being pulled into consciousness. It's like choices trigger the awakening

I found that I always (and I do mean always) had nightmares and occasional sleep paralysis when I lied on my back.

ok user...
>implying im going to argue with pure autism

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A nigger? no.

im always afraid of sleeping because i dont like the idea that its dead time and im completely at the mercy of others. like, what if my family secretly hated me and decided to kill me by opening my door as slowly as possible and sneaking in with a knife?

but i found a way to ease the fear. if this happens to you, set two alarms on your phone before you go to sleep: one for 1hr from then and one for 8hr from then. the 1hr alarm will wake you up after a short while, allowing your mind to say "okay, ill be up in a bit, so i can see if anything is wrong", making it easier to go to sleep. but when the 1hr alarm wakes you up, you wont care anymore. you'll just swipe it and keep sleeping.

>how tall is a giant, like 16 to 20 feet tall? holy shit those will fuck you up

Well it's two different things, guy.

>Joe what if a big dicked creature attacks you in your sleep, what are you going to do?

nah just autism

If I was your family I would definitely kill you

I'm not afraid of dying. Or sleeping.
t. Rogan's a fag

LITTLE

I went to the doctor and got on GERD meds for a while and took all the listed steps to get rid of it (lifting bed, fixing diet, losing weight, not eating at night, etc)

rude

He looked very similar to Slender Man. I don't recall him wearing a suit, but his body was covered in dark clothing. His face was pale and almost featureless, except for slight a slight raise and dips where the nose and eyes would be. In terms of proportion, though, he was the size of a regular man, not spindly or exaggerated. He appeared at the other side of the room and, of course, I couldn't do anything. Then he seemed to glide over to the side of my bed and loomed there for some time. After this, he began making repeated motions at me, like he was going to grab me; but before he did, he would stop and pull back each time. I tried running, but obviously could not; and I tried yelling, but only let out a high-pitched, nearly inaudible gasping sound. Eventually, though, after exhausting every other option, I wiggled my toes and broke free.

I know, it's just I'm not sure if I would remember to do that during the paralysis state, where I would be under duress and not thinking clearly from having just awoken into such a state. Maybe I will try it again, though.

You're having a laugh. I hope.

My girl is 5'10 and Im 5'8. She got a pic with Joe and she towers at least 4 inches over him. I still like Joe tho.

>fall asleep
>dream something fucked up
>wake up in a stupor at 4 am needing to use the bathroom
sleeping sucks sometimes

seems shit. my 70 yo mom has this and can't eat after 5pm, can't eat tomatoes, certain veggies etc. and takes reflux meds.

>the pedophile psychic vampires are in-control of humanity
what did he mean by this???

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you are mentally ill

my biggest fear is falling asleep and never waking up in the morning but i suppose i would never know.

Holy fuck im crying laughing, my fucking sides

unless u a zombie

that just reminded me of the dream i pulled out of a few days ago. some bad shit was going down so i forced myself to wake up

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classic joe

Why?

He's not wrong. Socrates related sleep to death at some point in Plato...

There was a time as a teenager where I was afraid to sleep. Not because i was afraid I would die in my sleep, but that my consciousness would not carry over once i woke up and instead would be replaced by a new consciousness unknowingly picking up where I left off using the same memories.
Then I started working for a living and started getting too tired to give a shit anymore.

So if you just want to sleep a lot you really just want to die

You are a big bed wetting doody head and you make things up on the internet

Maybe

fucken same bro, i know when its coming and it feels awful as its like a wave of heaviness and crushing of the spirit. the last time it happened to me, i sat up in the half dream state and saw a mirror of myself weeping and aged, im scared as fuck of sleeping coz of paralysis now. happens like once a month nowadays

>had a lucid dream last night
>for the first time instead of trying to spawn this irl big-titted girl I wanna fuck, I decided to do something more reasonable and in line with the rules of the dream
>kept the dream going for at least another few minutes

I always fucking wake up when I try to spawn big tiddy girls.

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Stay right where you are
-Nasa University

i like the text you posted in combination with the picture you posted

Ooga booga

lol at city fag strength geezers, come and lift some hay bales on my farm for a few days, or my brothers construction site, get fit and build some character that doesnt 'reek arrogant try hard' for a change

I like your response to his post

I mean, yeah. If you would rather be unconscious for 16 hours/day than 8 hours/day you're basically saying you you don't have anything to live for and you wish death would just come get you already

look at the second comment, its like indians who comment on porn videos

I was kind of hoping you guys would give me advice on fucking big tiddy girls in my lucid dreams.

construction work is not getting fit. that shit is brutal on joints and back.

t. Schizos

sleep paralysis and lucid dreaming are confirmed myths. go circlejerk to charge your energy crystals you sad cunts.

Joe is based. And 5'8" is short but it's not like circus freak short or anything. He would also destroy 95% of the users on this site in a real fight

>And 5'8" is short but it's not like circus freak short or anything

it's not possible

that's why it's a dream, I think it only happened to me once and I don't even remember it anymore

post your sources please, i believe but those idiots might want proof

Jej

Actually closer to 99%

They're not myths you fucking mong. I've had sleep paralysis episodes in the past and that shit is fucking scary. Only happens when I'm laying on my back.

Recommend me kino episodes from the last year or so
Things I will ignore
>hunting
>MMA
>literally who unfunny comics
>Diaz
>Schaub

unless u a zombie

Last time i checked both were confirmed medical and psychological phenomenon with studies showing that cognition during REM sleep/dreams is able to store data in your long term memory, meaning not only are you able to be lucid during dreams but you can also use said lucidity to train/better yourself by repetition or even training muscle motor skills and hand-to-eye co-ordination.

Spin off when?

>confirmed medical and psychological phenomenon with studies
post 'em

I still feel that