BLACK MIRROR SEASON 4

Are you jazzed for the upcoming 4th season of Black Mirror?

San Junipero is objectively the best episode ever, so obviously they are going to continue with what works.

yassss queeen slayyyyy the force is female

Is 'Jazzed' the new slang for 'Avoiding'?

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

more cucking episodes because people didn't already get enough of that shit last season

Yaaaaasssssss. Soyboykino!

They know male nerds will watch it, may as well maximize your potential audience. Plus, free good press.

YASSSSSSSSSS

the most mind-blowing episode of black mirror they could make at this point would be one starring a white heterosexual male

the twist at the end is that he wasn't an evil oppressive shitlord = mindblown

They will have one starring a white male. They'll just call him a woman.

Someone needs to make a name for where directors / producers who realize a product is a bit iffy go on a 'we hire / empower women / queers' to instantly bolster their reviews / legacy with said product?

From American Horror Story, to Rick and Morty to this, it's not all going to be gold, 3+ seasons for something eventually some spotty bits might appear, but why deflect so hard it just makes people dislike your shit more.

Jesus this. I watched the 3 season quite recently and I was all WTF happened? Jews went all out in it. Also the stories were so lame. Absolutely nothing new. The only decent episode was the one on bees.

Eminem isn't a woman

they did that remember? he was a pedophile

>only one (1) episode was directed by a woman
>none of the episodes were written by a woman

FUCK YOU CHARLIE

Well Netflix produced season 3 so that's all you should need to know.

I miss when it was Unabomber written kino.
Now it's full of Americans, women and even more Nogs.

The best episode is either the Christmas special or The National Anthem, not elderly dykes in virtual reality or Bryce Dallas Howard lives in Instagram world.

Being bought by Netflix was a mistake.

The fuck Is up with this anyway?
Does Charlie Brooker think about his wife fucking her friends and work mates often?

>San Junipero is objectively the best episode ever
What is BSG:Caprica?

Not anymore.

>I miss when it was Unabomber written kino.

I still hope Brooker keeps on shitting on our technological (((transhumanist))) overlords... am I too naive?

>The best episode is either the Christmas special or The National Anthem
not Entire history of you. Nigger please

right when you start to get shitty you make lots of diversity hires so anyone saying it got shit at the point it got shit can be accused of only saying that right when all the women and brown people happened so they can be accused of being evil sexist racists

Can someone please just please tell me i'm not the only one who thought San Junipero was literally just a shittier re-telling of the Futurama Episode where old people are plugged into VR right?

I literally watched that episode right after and it's fucking better.

...

San Junipero is overrated pretentious garbage that was just begging to gag on awards with its euthanasia and lesbian shit

>implyin that the rest had any value

> through cool technology, I found out my wife fucked another man and my kid isn't mine
Go fuck yourself, Be Right Back was better than that shitpile.

I don't know why people pretend black mirror is some revolutionary shit and charlie brooker is a genius, i would rather go watch some twilight zone or x-files or star trek

The "bees kill internet trolls" one was cool

>i want a man size dildo
yup better

Just your luck, apparently the first episode of season 4 is a star trek rip

>timely

Women have been around for generations, cocksuckers

I agree it was decent. Maybe good, but compared to some great episodes from prev seasons it was a trash.

>San Junipero is objectively the best episode ever,

this is bait

>great usage of tech
>simple, but realistic story
>great twist
>great ending
please

Diversity is cancer

I have no idea why San Junipero was given as much attention as other episodes.

> woman has trouble with grief feat Haylee Atwell milkers.
It was alright, but it was better than "my wife is a slut, thanks Google glass".

It was better than 15 million merits and the White Bear.

Lesbians and licensing 80s hits

They do. Season 2: White Christmas
He gets cucked by Chang

When have white men been main characters?
One was a pedo
and one was a loser whos wife cheated on him

Jon Hamm doesn't, he just gets a beta killed in between torturing and housebreaking virtual slaves

PM who fucks a pig for queen and country

Season 3 isn't as good as the preceding two because it was aimed with an American audience in mind whereas the first two were solely aimed at a British audience.

>for England, James

>Lesbians and licensing 80s hits
I should have written more attention. But I don't buy your reason, I think the whole SJW invasion is vastly overestimated on the internet, Sup Forums especially. Actually, the attention I read came from the internet so I've just answered my own question and you're right. Carry on.

i dare to disagree
>that despicable episode with refugees

>>great twist

You could see it coming a mile off that the kid was going to be a Chink.

I was talking about the Entire history of you

Wrong cuckolded husband episode

Why is the last girl’s name in quotes like the episodes?

Jesus christ, did you people even watch the show?

> everyone laughing and cheering as he starts
> an hour on they're horrified but can't look awayaway

>mfw I realize that blond chick is Vika from Oblivion.

Progressive British women were a mistake.

Mother of God. She really is. Maybe she wasnt very effective

>that filename

How long until the new episodes drop anyway?

That can't be real.

charlie brooker is a low-t cuck, why would you watch this shitty propaganda?
if you want to watch communist propaganda, watch battleship potemkin.

The Waldo Moment

>All women

>Two niggers

Jesus fucking christ, Netflix didn't take long to murder this did they.

Black Mirror is a show that really makes you think but when you think about it it makes no fucking sense.

Worse than niggers or women, they americanized it

And you still watched all three seasons and gave them sheckels? Good goy!

Yeah, andrea riseborough. She was 10/10 a few years ago, check her out in Disconnect

joke on you. I pirated it.

caprica is shite, the only reason to watch it is the main sloot.

but the concept of a VR world was the same.

Fucking hated that episode. It moves so slowly and the plot is so predictable. And I don't even know why those 2 characters liked each other to begin with

The National Anthem
The Entire History of You
Be Right Back
The Waldo Moment
White Christmas
Playtest
Shut Up and Dance