Irashamisen BAKA gaijin!!!
Sushi DESU wa ¥50000!!
KETCHUP ga DEWA ARIMAZEN!!!!
Doko mai TIPPU!!!??
Irashamisen BAKA gaijin!!!
Chase Cook
Liam Richardson
youtube.com
>Here's some grass and an egg you have to cook yourself. That'll be 800 €
Joseph Reed
...
Owen Young
The /ck/ threads about haute cuisine are great. It's full of shit like this and retards trying to defend paying a ridiculous amount of money for the stuff. My girlfriend's parents are rich and I've been to a few of these types and they really aren't worth the money.
Ryder Myers
Scam
Tyler Gutierrez
>medium.com
It's funny to think that these people actually sit and listen to multiple five minute lectures assuring them that their food is avant garde. It seems as bad as the modern art scene, all about advertisement and not about actual substance.
Robert Morris
Well with sushi it makes sense. It's raw fish, any artistic merit the presentation of the dish provides is wasting on someone who's just going to eat some healthy weeaboo food.
Carter Perez
good quality raw fish is expensive, hence the price
Brayden Sanchez
madman. How does he do it with a straight face?
Luke Hughes
Does he not get that people's dogs piss on wild plants when they're out walking all the time?
Parker Fisher
youtube.com
>heres some raw beef with ground up ants, that will be 947 dollars please.
Connor Taylor
lol you poorfag noma is exclusively for rich piss fetishists
Daniel Jones
>americans making fun of japanese for tipping
Cooper Torres
>exclusively for nu money piss fetishists
Fixed that for you.
Michael Jenkins
It's funny because if you gave this to an animal, they likely wouldn't eat it.
Dylan Richardson
>THIS BEST FISH IN JAPAN
>BEST RICE IN JAPAN
>YOU PAY NOW, GAIJIN
>800 HUNDRED DORRA
jesus christ jiro
Benjamin Wilson
i don't speak weeb
please translate
Xavier Moore
youtu.be
>here is your LITERAL ROCK with 5 tinyass shrimp
>that will 900eur
Joshua Morris
Imagine Jackie Chan beating the shit out of Jiro, just really going to town on him.
Parker Nelson
I HAVE FAMIRY TO FEED BAKA GAIJIN
Hunter Flores
>more piss stained ingredients
Seriously... what is it with this dude and choosing ingredients that have likely been pissed on by pets? That bitterness he talks about? Piss.
Eli Russell
>serving up LITERAL seawater and rocks
Amazing.
Josiah Jenkins
>bitch mustard
>bitch beet
Fucking europeans
Austin Green
>that will be £2.99
Julian Gomez
No beating around bush gaijin. Just give me your fucking warret.
Jacob Rodriguez
the absolute madman
Ryan Sanders
I hear jiro's opened a massage parlor aswell now
Caleb Fisher
>finish your shovel user
Adrian Sullivan
You no need to terr me what happen...but you need to eat arr da fish
Aaron Jenkins
cor... smashing that is, love!
Josiah Sanchez
>have to feed family
are they fucking eating $100 steaks a day or what
Aaron Robinson
You don't have enough strength to pull the trigger, you lame fuck.
Eli Collins
NANI THE FUCK! BAKA GAIJIN SAY GOMENOSORRI !!!
Jackson Anderson
This is what real food looks like.
Jason Rodriguez
>dead meme
haha lol
Carter Phillips
white people are crazy
Aaron Howard
>That much meat in a single meal
>Fried food
Enjoy your heart disease.
Jaxson Diaz
It's to pay for the medical treatments
Luke Watson
>Sushi DESU wa ¥50000!!
Sushi wa ¥50000 desu
>KETCHUP ga DEWA ARIMAZEN!!!!
just "ga arimasen"
>Doko mai TIPPU!!!??
Watashi no TIPPU wa doko desu ka
Isaiah Wilson
>implying limpwristed blacks who work in middle management or some shit, and talk about whites being problematic or whatever, don't eat this garbage up
>implying half the restaurant isn't filled with trust fund chinks
c'mon now
Chase Morales
>Faggots who put fish on rice have the gall to call themselves "chefs"
I'd like to see them make a good steak, or any food that requires the slightest bit of effort.
Dylan Stewart
that's corn
Andrew Ross
McRib tier
Charles Price
This is about 100 grams of meat, maybe less. Ribs are mostly bone and cartilage
Go drink some soylent, soyboy
Easton Phillips
Enjoy being a good goy and becoming a slave to the pharmaceutical industry you dumb bitch.
Leo Carter
>undercooked fries
>poor quality beans
>no seasoning for the rice
>no seasoning of any kind - not even a dressing for that all too basic tomato and lettuce combo
>fucking brisket, the worst part of the cow
>putting beans, fries and rice together like some sort of troglodyte who has never so much as heard the word "carbohydrate"
You may be on the opposite end of the spectrum, but you're just as bad as these chefs.
Cooper Barnes
Corn that identifies as steak
don't be a bigot, shitlord
Gabriel Johnson
arigato user kun
Grayson Walker
Sup Forums has no respect for elderly
I wonder how your grandparents feel about the way you treat jiro. Disgusting, absolutely disgusting.
Henry Perez
My grandfather fought and killed the Japs in great number, so he'd probably feel pretty proud.
David Morris
user here nailed it
>Durrr how can i feel cultured without actually being cultured
>OH I KNOW ILL EAT POMPUS SHIT
>T. richpeople with no taste
t. poorfag WITH taste
my favorite meal is this
>BIG thiccc tbone pan fried in oil/butter/fat to medium rare/tartare if fresh lightly seasoned with homebrew vegsalt and pepper
>Optional bbq sauce
>small squeeze of lime
>chips on side
Like ive had some very nice meals, i love lobster, prawns or whatever kaletier memefood is in right now (avocado's here in aus) but some dishes are just best left simple