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user walks into the barely illuminated bar. The rain noise dims as the door shuts behind user. Comfy Jazz plays in the background. BARKEEPER starts preparing user's favorite drink.

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Old Fashioned, barkeep, hold the yucky booze though please, double cherries.

Mount Gay and coke please.

You want cherries, sugar and an orange rind user? Do you take special classes at school?

Anyone going to the kinoplex later?

BANE?

I used to drink a lot of hard liquor almost daily, but I stopped in July (not deliberately, I just got really hungover and didn't have an appetite for it for a while), but had a drink a few days ago and even though it was small I felt like shit, both while drinking it and afterwards. I think I don't like booze anymore, and that's probably a good thing.

Two Singapore Slings, three rums with plenty of ice and maybe some lime chunks, Wild Turkey - leave the bottle, some peanuts, and an ashtray

this is pathetic user. Just torrent it if you can't get passed the no singles policy.

You have to be 21 to be in here user.

a hemingway special.

For me its Coca-Cola

Double whiskey straight

I'm not white so I don't go to the bar and pays x5 the price for liquor. + tip

no need, already seen jumanji

I'll have an Ardbeg 10 thanks
>going to a bar not to drink
You driving me home after user?

I see. Here is your paper bag and your ripple user.

I'm over 21. Maybe I'll be the first person in my family to not be an alcoholic!

Ouzo, with a hint of lime

Honestly yeah that sounds pretty positive. Usually it goes that if you don't enjoy something you shouldn't consume it. There's nothing wrong with not drinking alcohaul and if you get on top of it now it'll probably save you a lot of money and a beer gut

>getting drunk from beer means feeling bloated and disgusting
>getting drunk off cocktails/mixers mean drinking loads of sugar water
>hard liquor all tastes like poison to me
I'm never gonna make it brahs

A Pink Nancy, and put a fookin' cherry in it!

>the alcoholic virgin
>the h20 chad

Guess who I saw today

>hard liquor all tastes like poison to me

Hard liquor is literally 40% pure poison.

>Sup Forums literally become /r9k/
Jesus. Whatever, I'm already drinking out of depression after I inadvertently posted a greentext that was actually the true story of what happened the last time I saw my crush.
Yay...

>I inadvertently posted a greentext that was actually the true story of what happened the last time I saw my crush.
Do repost.

Pisco sour, Peruvian style. And some pretzels.

I'd rather not. It's one to relive it. It's worse when it was inadvertent because I was actually just criticising something else and only later realised that what I had posted was real.
It's like I told her I'm never gonna see her again so it's fine, but the realisation that she was acting like a typical thot is upsetting

Just post it, man.

A martini, shaken, not stirred

>tfw haven't had in rl crush in almost ten years because I avoid people

Moscow mule in a brass cup

>tfw my hangovers have been so bad recently i've been unable to open my mouth as my jaw muscles are clenched shut too strongly, sweating, shaking, can't eat or drink, can barely stay awake, intense pain in head and eyes, can bately walk from being so dizzy.

Yeah i'm going to stop drinking so much, its like willingly giving yourself the flu. I'm actually fit and healthy too so losing one to two days to binge drinking every few weeks feels like some fucking awful reset button.

Hangovers are dehydration. Drink at least a glass of water for every shots worth of alcohol. You'll be pissing your guts out, but thats what makes you dehydrated in the first place.

But yeah also stop binge drinking, its bad for other reasons. Hang in there, user.

why would i walk into a disgusting nuzi (nu-nazi) bar ?!

Do you have mountain dew?

I'll have the usual

If it's not in a brass cup it's not a moscow mule

I'll have a Petit Grégory
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Just coffee.

Wanna hear what I thought about Ozark, Atomic Blonde and why I think documentaries and true crime shows are the best things going today, barkeep?

Fuck no. Go to an AA meeting if you want to drink coffee and blather on about yourself.

>liquor tastes like poisen
thats the point

The quirky coffee drinking autist has arrived.

I don't drink because I'm terrified of the calories.

t. anorexic user

Can I put my jacket here? I don't want to make the place wet

I'm into anorexic girls. Maybe traps too but they have to have a cute face.

Drink spirits. No calories and you dont have to drink as much, but sunny go crazy

Virgin Cuba Libre.

One beer please
>Make it a double

Death in the afternoon please. Hold the drink.

Ill have one white russian

Don't be mean to him, he already has an eating disorder

Sorry, was meant to say "don't go crazy". Just have a lil bit

>No calories

Doesn't all alcohol have calories? This is a good idea. I have put on 15kgs this year, and a lot of that is down to getting drunk everynight on wine or beer.

Had to check that, on average 1 shot of vodka is around 90 calories and 1 pint of beer is 200.
I've been the same, drinking more and moving less

there ya go

>Mount gays
no thanks

Cockspur then

>spirits
>no calories
Are you retarded?

It's American education

Must be all the drinking

Wine, my dude. I was the same way until I discovered wine.

Same, but maybe black.

Black label neat

Gimme a double crown maple and coke. Pepsi if you have it.

I feel things are really working out for me, fella, so if you have any oranges there, lemme get a Screwdriver with pulp, yeah no soda crap.
If not, give me the good ol Caipirinha.

White man's burden, am i right

based

A cold glass of absinthe, please. I just finished this kino for the second time with my family. Feeling pretty good tonight apart from being sick in bed for the past couple days.

How are you guys holding up?

>Drinking half a bottle of jack a night just to sleep
>Went cold turkey Dec 1st

Surprisingly easy. Very few cravings.

Gimma a Gold Rush or a Tom Collins

>tfw the most exciting thing in your life is going to the liquor superstore and deciding what to get
Surprisingly comfy desu

Keep your caps straight, BARKEEP. user and user are different entities.
That said, I want some food. I suppose you wouldn't have some onion rings?

It's problematic because drinking has ended up being a social activity more than anything else. People go to bars and drink to socialize. If you opt out on alcohol you're already given funny looks. Going against the norm does that.

>shaken

But that's wrong, you fool. Also, manhattan, any good rye whiskey, neat.

>jumanji
Was it any good? I don't have high hopes for it.

Well okay Bill Gates

Critics love it but the fans HATE it. It wasn't #litty enough.

How do we beat him bros?

It's too big to take down at this point. At least directly.
You'd have to take it down division by division.

The urine of a little girl.

>Go to liquor store
>Even the cheap-ass Hennessy is locked up

I drink white wine bc its the most refreshing thing
Just dont go around bragging about it

>try normal beer
>don't like it that much
>try craft beer
>love it
>hate jack daniels
>love fireball
>put it in just about everything
>but only a shot and a half because anymore and i'm out
>don't even get drunk, just skip that and get hung over almost immediately
its probably all the ibuprofen I take on a daily basis

A handle of Canadian Club and a brown paper bag.

I wish i could drink myself to death

But user you can

U can. But dont go derailing this thread bc u want sympathy now

it takes so long though. Some people drink heavily for 10 years.

There are better ways to kill yourself, to be honest. If it comes down to it, at least be efficient, although you should try not to get to that point in the first place.

Just drink two handles in one night and take something to prevent vomiting.

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take this feels shit to /r9k/, autist

sitting in a bar all alone drinking is the ultimate kino feel

underrated kino

Pretty much, actually

You're the one that should go.
It's not like this is taking the space of a good thread, anyway, it's all people shitting on The Last Jedi and mouseketeers damage controlling.

its just a Soy Wars fanboy getting mad because its not 98% of Star Wars threads anymore and we are down to 50% since BR2049 arrived for free on the torrent sites. Soon all these Soy Tourists will leave and we return back to normal.

Blue Sapphire Gin and Tonic please