Literally who

>literally who
>goes from almost nothing to starring as Han Solo in his own film after Steven Spielberg talks to him at a bar mitzvah
>goes to Iger and complains that the movie “isn’t serious enough” so Disney sacks the original directors and writers and restarts from the ground up with Ron Howard
>acts so poorly that multiple special acting coaches have to be flown in just to keep him from fucking up nonstop
>no one else questions this

Take a look, Sup Forums. This is what Jewish privilege looks like.

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Was thinking the same thing, who the fuck is this clown and how did he manage to land this role? At least the nog was in attacktheblock

What about Daisy Ridley you moron

He was the lead in movies by the Coen Bros and Warren Beatty. He's not really some unknown with zero acting credits.

>literally who
>goes from almost nothing
False on both accounts.

I really hope that money was deducted from his paycheck, since that's such an unnecessarily huge expense and hassle to the studio for whats really a personal problem.

Fucking entitled actors man.

he was not the lead in the coen bros flick and he's abysmal in the Beatty one

He was interviewed and said he got inspiration from Jim Carey in the Mask and that's how he wants Han Solo to be.

It was a bat mitzvah
And this is what a pedophile looks like
They're hard to come by nowadays

Fuckin A... Not to mention in the Coen flick he had to play a fucking retard which apparently isn't much of a stretch for him.

You’re right. She also cannot act even if her life depended on it.

>he was not the lead in the coen bros flick
He was the secondary protagonist and his character saved the day, plus he had more screen time than anyone apart from Brolin, certainly more than Jonah, Channing, Fiennes and ScarJo who were all given top billing

>implying Hobie wasn't the only good character out of all of them

no way, carrey is literally a cartoon character, he may as well said his inspiration was bugs bunny or road runner

"discovered at a bar mitzvah"""

gee they aren't even subtle about this

He's pretty hot for a pedo

There's a reason Disney is going ape shit over this movie.

>>goes from almost nothing to starring as Han Solo in his own film after Steven Spielberg talks to him at a bar mitzvah
Source: ASS

>a jewi actor gets screentime in a movie directed by jews

I'm learning something new everyday!

>Source: ASS
that is the source of Alden's power

>albawaba.com/entertainment/jewish-student-discovered-steven-spielberg-bar-mitzvah-play-new-han-solo-837870

>The next time you're kvetching about having to go to another bar or bat mitzvah, think about this: Steven Spielberg could be there, and he could make you a star.

>Ehrenreich, 26, has been in numerous films, most recently playing a hick Cowboy & Western movie star in the Coen Brothers’ “Hail Caesar."

>Although Ehrenreich later described the movie as “a piece of shit,” Spielberg, whose daughter Sasha was friends with the bat mitzvah girl, was in the synagogue — and was impressed.

>“I’m this 14-year-old, skinny little kid with long hair,” Ehrenreich told Rolling Stone. “I break into her house, try on her clothes and make up a song. All of this is just us literally taking a camera and going like, ‘Okay, ha ha, do this.’ We showed it to our parents—‘We’re gonna play this at her bat mitzvah!’—and they were like, ‘You look like an idiot in this. I don’t think you should really do that.’ We didn’t care.”

>As a result of the film, Spielberg invited Ehrenreich to meet with him at the DreamWorks studio and introduced him to filmmaker Francis Ford Coppola

>In January, four other Jewish actors — Logan Lerman, Dave Franco, Ansel Elgort and Emory Cohen — made the short list of actors under consideration for the star role, according to a list published by Variety.

>jpost.com/Diaspora/The-new-Han-Solo-is-Jewish-and-he-was-discovered-at-a-bat-mitzvah-453426

different user here, I'm not saying the character wasn't good but it's a lot different than having to equal Harrison fucking Ford

Serious question: have you ever seen a Coens film? They're not exactly known for shoving Judaism (be it a character or actor) down your throat in every movie, and the few times they have it's always been self critical characters and themes. In fact the protagonist of Hail Caesar! is a Catholic while Alden's was probably the most memorable performance out of a cast that included Ralph Fiennes and Tilda Swinton.

That's your opinion and it's wrong. I only said that a guy who seemingly can not act had to play someone who could not act. Plus the only "good" thing in that whole film was watching Brolin slap Clooney around like a bitch.

You know how some hot girls like to have ugly friends so it makes them look hotter by comparison? Well this guy is in this film to make Emilia Clarke look like a good actor.

It's good in theory, but to work in her case he would literally have to be a corpse being moved by wires.

remember when harrison fucking ford was an established screen presence before star wars? either way i actually object to alden not because le jeeew or that he's a bad actor but that he looks and sounds nothing like ford. call me reddit but they really should've gone with ingruber

>They're not exactly known for shoving Judaism (be it a character or actor) down your throat in every movie,
Barton Fink and A Serious Man are overtly Jewish. The rest always have that godless meme undercurrent too even if they don't name their ideology.

If you love cinema you should want the Coens dead.

is emilia clarke in han solo? what the fuck

She has a rotten pusy we all know how she got the role

i dunno

>Spielberg invites 14 year old boy to hollywood after seeing him dress like a girl
There's no way this is real, otherwise it's like the media doesn't even realize what it's printing

>That's your opinion and it's wrong.
Fucking fantastic argument. Hobie was the only person who did something out of goodwill and because he knew something was wrong. Brolin was continuously wracked with self doubt, whether about his faith or his job, and he basically told Clooney (during that bitch slap scene) that all of them had to do their jobs because that's just how it is. Mannix was a turd polisher who protected scum while Hobie despite being a retard was really a good person.

So the ONLY actors up for consideration were jewish?

And yet it's objectionable to say jews run hollywood

are you telling me the coens don't regularly cast jewish actors? nigga please

stupid bitch thinks she can pull the same out of hidden fortress as george did

ADD THAT TO THE LIST OF FILMS WOMEN WILL NEVER UNDERSAND, LADS

>and the few times they have it's always been self critical characters and themes
Do you always stop reading whenever it suits you?

>If you love cinema you should want the Coens dead.
Art Carney please

I'm taking a good look and it feels fucking awful desu.

He was great in that movie, he didn't even like it? Maybe he wasn't acting at all and is really just like that

Can I just go to hollywood and say I'm a jew and go to jew things to make connections?

I'm actually seriously asking.
I mean do they have a special way with like the mossad that they'll background check and ancestry check you?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_frequent_Coen_Brothers_collaborators
How many are Jewish?

>goes to Iger and complains that the movie “isn’t serious enough” so Disney sacks the original directors and writers and restarts from the ground up with Ron Howard
Is this real? My God.

Well it's Disney's fault for hiring the guys who fucking made the Lego Movie and Clone High to direct a Star Wars film

>so georgey boy basically ripped off this Hidden Fortress film
>ughhh, b&w i cant watch this
>its soo drab
>SUBTITLES?!?! ughhh
>oh wait, theres a princess
>oh my, shes so strong and empowered, she even conformts the bandits (the weak pathetic elderly/r2d2 & c3p0 originals)
>WE CAN USE THAT
>disregards toshiro mifune, her protector and best general, at her side at all times, truly protecting her

>See ladies, us women too can do what l georgeyboy did, BUT BETTER

I bet you think John Turturro is a kike

Watch TFA and you'll know he's perfect for the job.

>goes from almost nothing to starring as Han Solo in his own film after Steven Spielberg talks to him at a bar mitzvah

It was a Bat Mitzvah, you stupid fucking Christfag.

Literally yes.

Jason Biggs wen to hollywood and pretended to be Jewish. He just played along, and all the jew directors thought he was jewish, so they gave him role after role after role.

After Woody Allen made some awful movie starring him, Woody learned that Biggs isn't even Jewish. He just looks like a jewish stereotype. Guy is actually some euro mutt. Woody was furious, felt he got played, felt he was suckered, and now Biggs can't get work in hollywood anymore.

jesus, could i be less excited for a fuckin star wars movie? how did they kill the enthusiasm? was it all the shitting on everything? guess we'll never know

>he's
They're two dudes

You're talking about the characters that the writer authored, not the performances of those characters given by the actors. Your description applies to the movie regardless of who played the character and how

This seemed to start as a thread about how a guy with no acting ability is now the lead in a film that's a part of a billion dollar franchise. I'm just pointing out the irony of you saying his best performance was that of a guy who couldn't act.

not him but,
>Remember when this literally what movie had sort of literally who actors where even some of them hated the entire thing and thought it was silly but it succeeded anyways and then 30 years later some literal who comes to one of the most known franchises across the globe
ya, a do, was yur point hun?

Damn well sucks to not have that jew privilege.
Maybe I'll just ride it as long as I can since Biggs almost did it.
I don't think I'll have the same chance being blonde hair and blue eyes rip

its not a literally what movie anymore sweetie. lrn2reason

>Image
I've never seen a more accurate depiction of what self destructive goodness must look like to beasts.
Think about it if your entire life is about getting your phallus in an orifice, thinking speaking Whats the point? Rape and run friend. Rape and run. Beast mode indeed.

Well I started off by countering what you said about the character being a retard. So maybe you're the retard for bringing that up in the first place and then saying that that means he's a bad actor.

It's probably 10% ironic since that's about the amount he was being a bad actor in the movie itself.

what a nice little trannie, i see great potential in him. 'Hey, why don't you come visit me sometimes, I'll introduce you to some of my friends'

>Warren Beatty
whoa

The point being is that it's not much of a stretch for a bad actor to play a bad actor. Unfortunately for him, this is not yet a category for any major awards.

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2nd most autistic thing i've ever read

Again, he was playing a bad actor for exactly one scene in the movie. The rest of the time he was dumb but sweet cowboy. Now if you're saying Alden Thirdreich is the latter...

BASED pusy poster

>calls a movie he was in a piece of shit
I don't care how bad it was, that's incredibly arrogant and unprofessional.

>Alden Thirdreich

Well I only saw the movie once, which was enough, and the only memorable scene of his was the one in which he was a bad actor. Throw that in with all the reports of Disney having to fly in acting coaches... Doesn't inspire confidence. And I'm confused... are you defending him or the movie in general?

...

She plays a strong, independent, wise and dominant woman who keeps saving Han Solo from his idiotic mistakes.

...

>>literally who
>OP doesn't mention his name
Who is he anyway?
I don't watch brainlet wars.
who

>film does not have an opening crawl- instead, it opens with Ron Howard narrating a sequence about how a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there was a planet named Corellia. Corellia was a planet of merchants who had become very wealthy from trading with the Republic and the CIS in the Clone Wars. They were deeply religious, and worshipped a six-pointed ‘Force Star’ while they waited for the ‘Space-iah’ to return. The Clone Wars ended with the Empire taking power, and they started to oppress the Corellians soon after.
>a young boy named Ismael Moshewitz and his family live in a Corellian ghetto, facing poor conditions and mistreatment by racist Imperials
>Shortly after Ismael’s ‘sabbac-mitzvah’, his parents are assigned to be sent to a concentration space station. Ismael tries to stop them, but they are taken away and eventually killed in a Dagobah swamp-gas chamber. Ismael vows to destroy the Empire someday (wink wink heheh)
>A wandering Jedhan trader named Chan Solo (some famous Chinese actor. Gotta get that yuan somehow) comes to Corellia to buy a new ship. Ismael convinces the trader to adopt him and they depart aboard the newly-named Millennium Falcon.
>Chan changes Ismael’s name to Han Solo and begs Han to keep his Corellian heritage hidden. Instead, Han keeps his six-pointed star necklace and preserves his Corellian traditions, despite Chan’s protests
>eventually Chan dies and leaves the ship for Han. He takes it to Kashyyyk, and meets Chewie. Together they fight off an invasion force of Balostinians (a cruel, savage race whose home world was claimed and settled by poor Corellian refugees)
>Han goes to Bespin and meets Lando Calrissian, the young leader of the Bespin Lives Matter movement. They team up to take down Bespin’s inept and cruel Imperial governor, Moff Drumpf (Alec Baldwin). With them is [insert Girl Power Figure name here], who wants revenge on Drumpf because he molested her mother, Bespin’s Queen Yaass, into a coma

>no mention of a card game or Han winning the Millenium Falcon from Lando is ever made. Who gives a fuck about the continuity anymore
>the climax is a battle with an elite squadron of Imperial pilots known as the Alt-Whites, who have white TIE interceptors. Han, Lando, Chewie and [insert Girl Power Figure name here] kill them all and destroy Drumpf Tower, freeing Bespin from the Empire... FOR NOW (wink wink heheh)
>Han decides to lay low on Tatooine for a while, where he goes into a CERTAIN cantina (wink wink heheh)
>fast forward to a couple years before TFA. An elderly Han Solo meets with his extended family on the liberated (and very wealthy) Corellia to see the unveiling of a monument for the six billion Corellians who were murdered by the Empire in ‘the Corellocaust’
>the film ends with an extended sequence where Han Solo tenderly cuts off a baby’s foreskin with a lightsaber and sucks on the dick burn for some time

>critics rave about how much of a moving and emotional film it is- the best Star Wars, no, the BEST sci-fi film ever made!
>movie releases
>everyone’s like lol what the fuck
>movie tanks harder than thought possible
>Disney launches a massive campaign, paying off journalists to write endless fluff pieces about how anyone who dislikes the movie is an antisemitic altrighter, neonazi, Russian bot spy etc. Eventually, this expands to the point where anyone who doesn’t buy a ticket to see it is also smeared.
>Rotten Tomatoes score: 99% from critics, 23% from audience
>box office gross is 1/4 of projected earnings or less
>Disney sends the Star Wars franchise to languish with The Muppets in IP jail for eternity
>film sweeps 2019 Oscars, as celebrities spend five straight hours bemoaning the popular reception to the film, and mocking and spiting the general public (especially FUCKING WHITE MALES) for ‘failing to support the greatest film of the 21st century’. Viewer ratings plummet

Screencap this shit. It’s gonna happen.

>bar mitzvah
EVERY FUCKING TIME

Both really. I feel that most people didn't really understand that Hail Caesar! was simultaneously a love letter to and harsh condemnation of Hollywood and its industry, with and overarching theme about the power of faith.
Also I had no idea who Adolf Ehrenreich was when I saw it and I thought he stole the show.

Welcome to the 21st century, humanity has gone fucking insane.

Yhis ia the moat extreme and disgusting perversion of wojack yet. What the duck

no more

There was a big fight between KK and the original two directors. They wanted to make a comedy. She never liked them and in the end told them to shut up and make the script they were given or get kicked off the film. So they start shooting, they do a bunch of straight takes and then for the final take of every scene they encourage all the actors to ad lib and ham it up and do the scene with a comedy angle. Then in editing they were secretly only using the ad lib scenes to make the actual movie.

So they figure they could get away with this and when the movie was finished it would be too late. But this guy playing Han figures out what they are doing and runs and rats them out to K Kennedy because he thinks it's going to ruin his "career". So she storms in demands to see what they have, they show her the film and it's a straight slapstick comedy all the way through. She immediately fires both of them even though the movie is literally 95% complete. Then hires Howard to try and salvage the mess, he uses the original takes and a shitload of reshoots and the movie comes out in a few months.

>hire comedy duo
>surprised when they're making a comedy
It's frightening how stupid suits are

>after Spielberg ‘’’talks’’’ to him
he’s his literal fuckboy

Nah, too old for Spielberg.

Well I suppose I can respect that. I think the themes of the movie are painfully obvious to anyone with any knowledge of classic Hollywood, but I still didn't enjoy it. That might just be my own expectations for the Coen's though. Compared with their earlier work, the only thing in recent memory I've really enjoyed was No Country for Old Men and even that most of that I'd attribute to Cormac Mcarthy and Roger Deakins.

However, I still don't have much hope for Alden Erlichmen or whatever his name is.

Dbl Post

Well I suppose I can respect that. I think the themes of the movie are painfully obvious to anyone with any knowledge of classic Hollywood, but I still didn't enjoy it. That might just be my own expectations for the Coen's though. Compared with their earlier work, the only thing in recent memory I've really enjoyed was No Country for Old Men and even that most of that I'd attribute to Cormac Mcarthy and Roger Deakins.

However, I still don't have much hope for Alden Erlichmen or whatever his name is.

Why’s you post this twice?

Kikes would be like I LOVE YOUR IDEA! FUND IT!

Let's not forget he's also very handsome. It's possible he's got handsome privilege and they think they can sell his face.

Also, heads of most companies hate going through the hiring process.
"Spielberg likes this one? Great, get him in."
"He's fucking up? Ehhh it's too late now, pour in the money. We'll make it back anyway."

>Ehrenreich was discovered at a friend's Bat Mitzvah reception by Steven Spielberg,[9] when Spielberg watched a comedy video created by Ehrenreich and a friend, "which began in the present and eventually cut to 20 or 30 years later, with Mr. Ehrenreich, in a kimono, screaming to stop a wedding." Ehrenreich has described the comedic performance he gave in the movie as, "I ran around as a skinny little punk, trying on girls' clothes and eating dirt." He was then contacted by DreamWorks, a studio which Spielberg helped found, and met with its casting director.[10] Steven Spielberg said: "He (Alden Ehrenreich) was in a bat mitzvah video that my daughter acted with him in for their best friend. They showed me the video and I loved it and I got him an agent. That's sort of how it all began."[11] The meeting with Spielberg led to acting roles on television shows such as Supernatural and CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.[12][13]

>In 2007, Ehrenreich auditioned and won the role of Bennie Tetrocini in Francis Ford Coppola's Tetro.[14] Coppola requested Ehrenreich read a passage from The Catcher in the Rye for his main audition.[2] The film was released in limited release in 2009 and received generally positive reviews from critics, who praised Ehrenreich's performance.[15][16] In 2011, he played a minor role in Coppola's subsequent film Twixt and appeared alongside Natalie Portman in the Sofia Coppola-directed Miss Dior Cherie commercial.[17]

Why are you people acting like he was cast directly from a bar mitzvah video when he actually has more film experience than Ridley or Boyega when they were cast for FA. They were even bigger literal whos.

Hard mode: answer my question without using the word "jew" or "jewish".

What did you even mean by this?

>very handsome
>kike
pick only one

this goblin is fucking nasty

>ron howard narrating
>this fucking idiot can't act

this is a movie about tobias funke trying to be han solo isn't it

>Logan Lerman
Say it isn't so. My husbando is a Jew?

>Lerman was born in Beverly Hills, California. His mother, Lisa (née Goldman), works as his manager, and his father, Larry Lerman, is a businessman and orthotist.[4][5] He has two elder siblings named Lindsey and Lucas.[6][7][8]

>Lerman is Jewish,[3][9] and had a Bar Mitzvah ceremony.[10][11] His grandparents were born in four different countries. Logan's paternal grandfather, Max Lerman, was born in Berlin, Germany, in 1927, to a Polish Jewish family; they left Germany in the 1930s, because of the Nazi regime, and lived in Shanghai, China until the end of World War II.[12][13] Logan's paternal grandmother, Mina (Schwartz), was born in Mexico City, Mexico, to Russian Jewish parents.[13][14][15] Logan's maternal grandfather was a Polish Jewish immigrant, and Logan's maternal grandmother was born in Los Angeles, also to a Jewish immigrant family.[12] On his mother's side, he is a relative, by marriage, of twin singers Evan and Jaron Lowenstein.[16][17]

Bamboozled again!

>didn't like hail Caesar
>is catapulted into fame and wealth as a professional actor
My heart is filled with murder

Steven Spielberg's daughter's boyfriend.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasha_Spielberg

Is she still banging Sasha Spielberg?

She found the little man in the boat for KK

fucking kikes