They're COUSINS!!

They're COUSINS!!

Normies make me sick.

That's not a deterrent, OP. That GSA acting up.

>two highly radioactive entities
>worried about mutations from cousin-cest
Heh.

>that one peisode where She-Hulk is a fashion model

I live in Russia and cousin relationships and marriages are legal here

these are the people that are ruining our elections!

That's just further support against cousin fucking.

purest love

>female hulk

Just...

Just what? What is it you have to say about this character that was created thirty-seven years ago? Please, finish the sentence.

...

Not that user, but regardless of how long ago it was created, it's just incredibly lazy.

Please do not tell me you are serious.

And? I've fucked my cousin before.

There may be many different female versions of superheroes, but she's probably one of the laziest and just a shameless attempt at fan service.

Requesting green text.

I really hope this is about the guy calling her female hulk instead of She-Hulk.

hey me too but it was molestation and I haven't gotten over it completely yet

If I got my powers from another person, I'd base my identity on theirs too. Sidekicks and offshoots is an iconic genre convention.

At least She-Hulk's origin isn't literally "scientist who stood in a gamma bomb blast" like Bruce's.

Shit, everyone loves Batgirl even though Barbara's backstory is just "I dressed up as my celebrity crush for halloween and then crime happened, so I decided to run with it despite having no skills or training"

>Female Hulk
Even casuals know who She-Hulk is.
Also I hate these lazy ass caption pictures that have popped up

I think he was complaining about her being called "female hulk" instead of She-Hulk

Ah shit, false alarm. Everyone put your torches and pitchforks back.

So what ?

Tumblr secretly promotes incest, considering how much they ship Anna and Elsa. It's in the top five things that makes Tumblr as sexually deviant as Sup Forums. Other things include stuff like

>secretly

>It's in the top five things that makes Tumblr as sexually deviant as /co
>Not skullfucking
>Cooked people
>Eroguro
>General abuse porn

I don't get it. Have you never fucked a cousin?

Lol penis and vagina very funny

wait is this from the current ongoing?

DID I MISS THE STORYTIME WHEN SHE FINALLY HULKS UP????

Legal in Spain too!
Yay!

I just realized.
AlphabetLand or whateverthefuck taught me muh letters as a kid had "Kissing Cousins" as the character(s) that represented the letter X.
How the fuck'd they get away with that?

>DID I MISS THE STORYTIME WHEN SHE FINALLY HULKS UP????
lmao no it's misleading cover art

oh
everything is as usual then
thx man. you almost did me a frighten

No trouble, pal.

Oh god half my cousins are spanish.

>Oh god half my cousins are spanish.

Any hot ones?
alguna cachonda?

>spanish
>hot
spanish women have mustache, and are hairier than men

They're actually all half Norwegian

You mean niggers?

you must be mistaking them with the portuguese man

I live in California and cousin relationships are legal here as well.

lies and slander!
porra caralho

Why is Hulk the only good Marvel comic right now?

>good
I don't know but seeing as the titular character isn't in it yet I'm pretty anxious for whatever godzilla style reveal they come up with.

>yfw it's terrible

I won't overreact to what you just said in case it's bait. But it's very questionable anyway.

Current Hulk, while not bad, is not really that good. The pacing is too slow.

Also there are good Marvel titles out there if you look hard enough.

>Mark Millar
>Normie

I don't particularly follow that trend, but you should know that when thinking about Portugal, two things come to mind for spanish people: towels and moustached women.
It's a veeeery widespread conception.

It is? Damn, I need to get back in contact with Carla. She was into some kinky shit.

>Female Hulk

Like?

don't bully pls

>Also there are good Marvel titles out there if you look hard enough.
fake and gay

banner boys, Banner boys, Banner Boys, BANNER BOYS

Tell your women to shave

AMERICA

>mom! user told me to tell you to shave

Well, Old Man Logan did show it was likely thing to happen.

And?

Kissing Cousins.

Cousin relationship are legal pretty much everywhere, and mostly harmless, unless you do it for generations.

>Normies
the irony

>Shit, everyone loves Batgirl even though Barbara's backstory is just "I dressed up as my celebrity crush for halloween and then crime happened, so I decided to run with it despite having no skills or training"
And Babs is the worst Batgirl, too.

Did Sup Forums of all places really have to question this? What the hell is going on?

My parents are cousins. And their parents

There's nothing wrong with female knock-ff characters.

People just don't like losing characters they love and project this dislike on things they think are the reason characters were taken away.

I blame the follow up posts like and the fact that he never bothered to clarify.

Eh, i've fucked aunts and uncles, so...

>They're COUSINS!!
Yes, and?

You say that so casually. Some anons are gonna ask you to keep talking.

What the fuck? Now they're making a GIRL Hulk? Girl Wolverine and Moslem Mrs. Marvel wasn't enough, they have to shit on everything true fans hold dear? I'm sick of this SJW shit, SJWs don't even read comics like us fans do.

In my family kids usually learn about the birds and bees through older family members, so my first experiences were sucking my uncle's cock. I eventually managed to nab my aunt. I also fucked tons of cousins.

There's nothing more to it.

It is bad.

>I have a theory about She-Hulk. Which was created by a man, right? And at the time in particular I think 95% of comic book readers were men and certainly almost all of the comic book writers were men. So the Hulk was this classic male power fantasy. It’s like, most of the people reading comic books were these people like me who were just these little kids getting the shit kicked out of them every day… And so then they created She-Huk, right? Who was still smart… I think She-Hulk is the chick that you could fuck if you were Hulk, you know what I’m saying? … She-Hulk was the extension of the male power fantasy. So it’s like if I’m going to be this geek who becomes the Hulk then let’s create a giant green porn star that only the Hulk could fuck.

How has nobody posted the pages of Old Man Logan yet?

You were groomed and molested.

Dude...

Sup Forums and Sup Forums making fun of cherry picked examples of "progress" from Marvel has left Sup Forums deluded

Eh, i can hardly remember the stuffs i did with my uncle and male cousins.

>they gave this guy executive power over a superhero movie franchise

That doesn't change the fact that you were molested.

>glorify gay faggotry yet scream about morals when incest is involved.
ok

Good to know Ahmed. That's why muslim world is such a disaster. Constant inbreeding.

[Paki intensifies]