Han Soylo

>Han Soylo

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>You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the soyboy

Difn't they used to have a different actor that looked more like Ford

stop fucking with me

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

LOOK AT THAT DUDE BICEPS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

LOOK THE TOP OF HIS SHOULDER

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

*breath in*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>Jar Jar Twinks

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Should have cast the guy from Baby Driver.

It's harrison ford's body with the soyboy head photoshopped on.

He doesn’t even look like him

This dude looks nothing like Harrison Ford. Just fuck my movie up

tell me you are messing with me. I haven't been watching the news. If that is Alden Ehrenreich..... that dude is like 5'7, 120 lbs. Harrison Ford was like 6'1 210

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Does anyone wear the exact same clothes at age 20, 35 and 60? Apparently Han Solo does.

int vs str

OH NO NO

Nan Ollo a THICC! A THICC!

>NAN OLILO
>bigger target
>no blasters
>string of shit stuck to his ass
gg HAH SOOS

holy shit this guy is 6'3 too. if he put on a little muscle he would be han

His parents should have invited Spielberg to his Bar Mitzvah.

>Have actors from the prequels that are still alive (The kid who played Boba and Ewan McGregor)
>Potential Boba Fett and Obi-Wan movie
>Let's cast some soyboy to play as Han Solo

I don't get this logic

>He's been wearing the exact same clothes for 20 years

>Would that it were so simple

nan ollo would fuck hah soos up. i doubt his tiny shoulders can even raise those blasters. he even stands like a faggot. nan would blow A HOLE THROUGH HIM WITH HIS ASS CANNON.

Jewish twink? Perfect.

You made his head too big, the arms just loock small in comparison. See

I don't think that guy has lifted anything heavier than a full glass of mineral water in his life.

It's a shoop of harrison

Why do they keep trying to replace harrison ford with little soy boy midgets

Alden Ehrenreich
Shia Labouf
John Krasinski (he's not a midget but skeleton man again after 13 hours)

fuck man. I feel like the next indy will be shome 5'8 120 midget with blade runner

Get him a whig at least, damn the guy's got landing strip on his head.

Looking forward to the scene where Han gets hair plugs.

catering to what people wanted, more original trilogy

>Tfw he will always be remembered as the guy who did a shitty Han Solo impression in 2018
RIP his career

>this thread

Kill me

Just make the aesthetic more inline with the Original Trilogy

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It must feel awful knowing your career is dead on arrival

>Han Solo (born Herschel Soylowicz)

OH NO NO NO NO NO

PFFFFFTHAHAHAHA

>the jews are so underhanded that they would pick one of their own with special connections instead of Han Solo 2.0

truly Disney is fucked

Literally can't tell without any labeling

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HAH SOOZ has TWO blasters to make up for his soyness. He would still win against NAN who only has a stick up his ass

This guy is literally Han, what the fuck

young solo needs bigger tits

HAN SOYLO

Is this real? Is that supposed to be the millennium falcon? What the fuck?

Yep. That's the only official image of the film lmao

>HAH SOYO
>NAN OLLO

God damn this is eerie.

that does fit in with the lore though, Han extensively modified the MF, Lando even complains about it.

>I LIEK STAH WAHS

>OH NO NO NO

Fucking BASED!

fake and gay. this is not my Solo.

kek

Could they have picked an actor who looks less like Harrison Ford? Seems impossible

This dude actually played a young version of harrison ford's character in some movie they were both in.

Disney is garbage

Either of these guys over Thirdreich IMO. Yeah Ingruber is basically an impressionist but could they not fucking hire Ford to work with the kid off set for a couple months to nail the embodiment and character of Han Solo. And if they can hire acting coaches for the knob that's now the guy, couldn't they have done it for this guy?... who ACTUALLY played a younger Harrison Ford in a movie.

Fuck off, Disney.

We literally know nothing about this guy....

TOP OF THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES, MY NAME IS HAN SHOLO! TIME TO PLAY HAPPY WHEELS!

You've got it wrong; it is Han Soros.

Why is it that many actors these days look like they have the face of a dwarf on a taller man's body? This guy has it, Robb Stark's actor and Jon Snow's actor also have it. What gives?

Oh come on. Soros is obviously a Sith, not some swashbuckling smuggler.

But he's the same guy.

I don't trust Star Wars anymore after TLJ.

But sometimes you get really good performances from actors like this.

I remember when people shat on Heath Ledger for being cast as the Joker, and as MEME worthy as those films are at this point, if you sit back and stop sperging out like an autist, you know that Heath was the best fucking part of Dark Knight.

If Disney owns you you do both.

But still, I'm gonna samefag my own post and say fuck starwars - disney. TLJ was shit, so how can I give this garbage a chance?

I would much rather have had a Solo movie that detailed his adventures between rotj and tfa.

He's a snarky smuggler who sucks at his job almost as bad as Boba Fett did, his origins are unimportant. On that note, who gives a fuck about Lando's backstory? And why is Emilia Clarke in the poster? I feel like if her character were important enough to Lando and Han they would have mentioned her when they reunited in Empire.

more like millenial falcon amarite?

Its a tail, you mong. NAN is a saiyan.

there's literally no reason to not cast this guy except that he's a gentile

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too goyim for disney
fuck disney

>hah soos fights with his INT and blasters
>nan olilo fights with his STR and his massive dong
Who would win?

Fucking Shia Lebouf looks more like Ford than this faggot. Fuck's sake. LITERALLY WHO?!

>giving a shit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So glad I don't care about star wars