Why the fuck this ship exists?

Why the fuck this ship exists?

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The heart wants what the heart wants.

I don't know and it shouldn't
But I like it now

Isn't it just TCB that ships them?

I don't know what this is, but I want more.

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It's uncanny.
But gains some credence for its adorableness.

Not my OTP tho

OTP

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So, it's because some autistic retard thought they look cute together and drawn a lot of fanart about them? It's basically the same thing as those shadow/shrek fanart

Cracked ships are desired simply because they are cracked. Add an iota of credence to the ship though and it spoils quickly. Blossom and Aku however will never spoil because it is that outlandish.

Not to mention the whole theory about how SJ universe and PPG's universe are the same universe.

this music is autistic as fuck
from the thumbnail it looked like a dumb comic reading or something

Me too for some reason

>samurai jack ends with him saving the past
>he then takes a one way trip to the future to be with ashi
>it's completely different, a bunch of happy towns, but no ashi
>he decides to live there and becomes a scientist
>eventually decides to have kids of his own, but without ashi he makes his own
>accidently drops some of the evil aku is made out of into the mix
>AND THUS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN

Chemical X is Aku.

Jesse Cox pls

Because aku gets to crush some power puss and blossom gets some tentacle love, what's not to love?

Because Aku is in your internetz, stealin yo waifus.

>Akubloss gets all this attention
>while the patrician PPG crack ship goes ignored

Fangirls projecting themselves onto female characters and putting them with their bad boy husbandos.

It's the same reason why Synlet is so popular.

And people have the nerve to criticize Jack.

"Aku's fairly ingenious manipulation of Blossom and how he drove her to murder the other Powerpuff Girls greatly aided him in the final conquest of Earth. By using a combination between emotional manipulation, feigning love, outdated 'redpill' relationship hypothesis, and... Physical activity, Aku transformed the former champion of humanity into his greatest weapon. The end of the Powerpuff Girls came in 2025 at the Battle of Townsville in which both Buttercupp and Bubbles were unable to fight their fallen siblings and were destroyed.

However, the Girls were just one obstacle of many in his way. His harem had began fighting over him and General. Scar had set up the Liberty Defense Perimeter. The Army of Darkness was about to get a nasty surprise..."
-The Encyclopedia Galactica

Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.

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>I can actually read where it says "Blossom"
Well, I didn't expect to realize I am improving on my moonrunes in a Sup Forums thread about a weird ship

Becuase autisim

autism. that's literally it.

In concept art you see the Mothers face and she looked like an adult Blossom.

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The colors go nicely together

I always thought Bleedman had something to do with this

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Because one person who is a content creator really likes it

100% of ships are dictated by the preferences of content creators or people who pay content creators

Sure

Stop lying user.

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>His harem had began fighting over him
Aku is the lord of whores.

A deer's gotta do what a deer's gotta do.

>Ginger
>All the daughters have black hair
???

that's from TCB's deviantART

It surprisingly makes sense. I mean, it's not like they actually elaborated on what Chemical X is.

That is not concept art, it's jokey fan art.

We see the High Priestess's hair briefly, it's black.

Everything Genndy works on has nods to other shows or Hanna-Barbara cartoons; Samurai Jack and Dexter's Lab did this quite often.

I want to say some interview with some of the Cartoon Cartoon greats confirmed they were just respectful easter eggs, not a not to an actual canon.

CUTE AND PERFECT

I've been telling people this for years.

It wasn't intended, but it's easy to link the worlds together logically

Cause crack is a hell of a drug

>Where is her stump hands?
>Imposter!
>REEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

>tfw a kid ships himself with a cartoon character
>and posts his arts online

>this is how I bardzo.jpg

>Claiming a waifu at young age
>Show to everyone his waifu and how his waifu loves him
Alfa as fuck

Because of one user who happens to be very high on both the autistic and artistic spectrums.

First time I ever saw such a thing

The power of Aku's genes/magic

He's not a kid

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I wanna bang Empress Blossom.

Confirmed

Way out of your league, m8 I bet you can't even shapeshift

It's so bizarre. It's without a doubt prime cringeworthy material, but it grows on you like cancer until you can't help but grow to like it. It's like something an elder god thought up just to fuck with people.

Knowing full well that it would quite literally be the last thing you ever did (since Aku would come down on your ass like it was fucking armageddon), would you still bang Empress Blossom, given the chance?

I'll draw it I don't even care.

>something an elder god thought up just to fuck with people
That's exactly what it is.

pic related

Synlet???

Syndrome x Violet from The Incredibles

You'd be surprised at how much autism can make it easier to persist.

Bleedman is more of a Dexter/Blossom type of guy. At least last I checked...

Well okay, that and Him/Blossom apparently...

Blosshim is better ship

someone dump Bleedman

I feel like part of the reason why AkuBloss persisted for so long is because the artist had a disdain for DexBloss when it was REALLY popular.

Also, she ships Him with Aku. Yeah, she has a lot of ships for Aku.

Post daughters.

how about that?

and that

>unknown substance
>local legends tell it curses everyone who comes close
>VERY clearly in the middle of some sort of wasteland
"I'm just gonna grab that shit with my bare hands" -Prof. Utonium
Scientist my ass

k

>DexBloss
Why was this a thin in the first place?

And then Jashi happened.

looks like he's using tools but yeah
professor has always been pretty clumsy

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I fucking HATE haughty villains more than anything else
Pic is the anger I feel every time I have to read/see/imagine one

Because pure gingers who just happened to both be smart.

That's kind of the point.

>the last ingredient for making girls is concentrated evil

Autism

>implying the evil didn't go to mojo and him
>implying love didn't balance everything out

what a faggy version of that picture, neck yourself

One autistic drawfag that dont really get neither of the characters keep drawing and pushing it here.
In other boards this kind of autism would have gotten him permab&, but not on Sup Forums

I prefer Jacchi.

>This kind of autism would have gotten him permab&
>Would have gotten him
>Him

>implying it isnt a tranny.

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It is hilarious mostly due to how it is Samurai Jack canon that the PP girls are dead when Aku wiped out townsville.

wait... so did Mojo jojo teach them to crossdress?

and why was there Chemical X in a prison toilet?

>Implying the PPG arent there because they are locked in an eternal battle with Him and Aku just moved in.

May I state that this drawfag hailed from DeviantArt? And has been there since 2005?

I'm pretty sure she ain't a tranny.

So where does one find this comic? Is this Bleedman?

cnwol.tumblr.com

Mother fucker i had almost forgotten about bleedman

Are you sure? because these things have a way of creeping to you.

I had a Muslim friend, swore to Allah and back that he wasnt a terrorist, then one day *boom*

tranny.