MUH ANCIENT TEXTS

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he acts like a racist drunk white Trump supporting uncle

I bet that's what the feminists were trying to go for when they destroyed his character

Will books last for thousands of years just sitting out in a cave on a damp island?

He killed homself cuz library over due fees were 5 billion credits

JUST LET THE PAST DIE LMAO

They're infused with the power of the force

Everything is infused with the force

Not seen the movie. But Luke is pissed off about ancient Jedi texts being destroyed now or something? Did he ever read a book in becoming a Jedi in the OT?

Rey took them anyway. They weren't in the tree when Yoda game it the Shazam Special.

>rey took them
And luke died thinking they were finally destoyed.

HE SHOULD FUCKING FORCE DISTANCE LIGHTNING THEM IF HE NEW!
AND THEN NOT COME AND SAVE THEM EITHER.

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The island had caretakers, those weird alien dudes.

>Islamic terroist Yoda

Fuck this movie.

>live on a desolate island for 20 years with nothing to do but jerk off a sea elk and throw rocks at caretakers
>never read the only six books on the island

I get stuck in an airport for five hours and I'm looking for any kind of safety brochure to read to distract myself. Is Luke some kind of illiterate?

It was only like 10 years.
>Is Luke some kind of illiterate?
He grew up on Tatooine, what do you think?

>"YOU LITTLE GREEN FAGGOT"

Did Raimi co-write this?

Stop reading books.

Now go see how Han Solo met Chewbacca in theaters.

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>dudes
Um,flyboy those were bad as females

this.

Stealing is ok, they weren't gonna use it anyway

I have literally read shampoo bottles on the shitter

Didn't you see how this gross shitlord sucked titty milk infront of pure virtueous young female intern?

He literally used his power to make her feel uncomfortable.

That.

Is.

Not.

O.

K.