Finally watched BR2049

Great movie, but I felt it was missing one thing.
One thing that could have made it perfect.
Where were the funny quips? It was much too serious!

There were a few quips between Harrison Ford and Goose after they made up.

>K fighting a replicant
>gets stabbed with a knife
>"Comes with the title"
>looks at audience winks and does a CGI backflip kick and knocks the replicant into paint cans and he gets all yucky

Honestly one of my favourite films from the past 5 years. If they had called it something entirely different and dropped Harrison Ford I probably would have seen it in theaters.

Hilarious!

I agree user. The QPM (quips per minute) of this movie was much too low. Has Denis ever even seen a marvel movie?

>replicants are our slaves
>k gets a bonus, a nice apartment, waifu + upgrade
replicants are basically humans, both movies didnt emphasize their usefulness even though jared letos whole goal was to make more replicants through breeding. for what?

god dammit dude i just finished watching it like 60 seconds before i started typing this. i teared up pretty hard at the ending. while im sure it was intended to be a soulless hollywood cash grab im so happy that it turned out to be something genuinely special, that was certainly the best film ive seen in quite some time

This desu

How about you just kill yourself

I thought the point of breeding them was to be able to produce replicants faster? Could be wrong though.

so he could send them on colonization missions of an indefinite length

Clicked wrong message. Was replying to this

K is a house nigger (Luv too), most replicants are field niggers.

I rewatched this today and I wondered why movies have to be full of shitty, tension breaking humor.

yeah but what the point off more replicants if they are basically humans with cozy jobs and not slaves? unless its about evolution and shit like david from alien covenant i didnt get their motivations. good film tho

If you watch shit you get shit you absolute fucking retard

can i get the gif of the goose freakout?

Where were the Asian representation. The first had a few as minor characters with speaking roles since the movie was made when there were fears of Japans economic growth.
Instead we got Blacks filling the minor speaking roles and some Asian aesthetics and some spoken Nipponese.
inb4 pol.

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The one big failure of the film is the lack of any quotable lines on par with the original.

so what was the significance of Ks encounter with the giant joi hologram? do you think it made him let go or did it just make him sad? or both?

I guess they realize it is safer to send the superhuman replicant to hunt other superhuman replicants than sending a normal human like Deckard.

>audience gives a pitty laugh when Deckard pours whiskey for the dog

The movie didn't need it and neither did we.

He realize everything she said about him being a real boy was just her program, she was just saying what he wanted to hear, that made him sad, that made him question that if he was just a puppet following its program, but but the mere fact of him questioning he breaks it and go against to help Deckard, making the ultimate sacrifice wich is giving your life to a cause you chose to fight for

at the end he was a real human bean

most replicants are used off-world building colonies and fighting in pointless corporate wars for control of the colonies

K is living the dream compared to other replicants

Interlinked. Interlinked.
Cells. Cells.

>normal human like Deckard


user, I have some unsettling news.

"because you've never seen a miracle"

"you've been doing just fine without one" "what's that?" "a soul"

"I'M THE BEST ONE"

"I dunno, ask him"

*pauses autistically* "to strangers!"

"GOD DAMNIIIIIIIIIIT"

got eat tapioca in the seniors room, ridley

I don't remember a single quotable line from either Blade Runner movies.

You look like a gooooood joe.

In one of the not in the movie youtube prequel clips Leto's character is petitioning earth governments to re-allow replicants on earth. I think they make some mention of slavery concerns and it being illegal.

Basically I think the implication is that there's a sort of legal compromise with Wallace industries where technically replicants have human rights and thus must be payed for jobs on earth. But most obviously don't consider them real humans.

Leto himself doesn't believe the replicants should be considered anything other than slaves and designs them as such (to be totally loyal), but not everyone is on his page.

>jared letos whole goal was to make more replicants through breeding. for what?

He thinks slavery is an economic necessity for ambitious labor intensive tasks like colonizing the stars. Kind of hokey but as far as I know that's it. He can't reliably reproduce replicants fast enough, which makes sense to me when you consider he has to carefully mentally build them to be rebellion proof, unlike the previous Tyrell models. So he's very interested in figuring out how to get them to self reproduce.

it had a Finnish prostitute

my point exactly, they're nothing compared to tears in the rain

While I didn't love the film forcing "iconic" lines like that is just a terribly artificial practice.

I thought this too, but then someone pointed out that the very scene before it is Deckard telling Wallace that the new copy of Rachel isn't Rachel because only his Rachel was his Rachel, and the editing implication is that K feels the same way about JOI.

How the fuck can you watch both movies and still have these questions? Majority of the replicant population lives Off-world serving as slaves to gather resources, Wallace wants to colonize entire planets under his name. If you need me to elaborate further Wallace is an industrialist, as such a planet full of people all making you richer is pretty fucking useful.

You didn't make any kind of point, now shut your fucking mouth.

The most kino transition ever put to film.

I would agree with you if K's JOI didn't suggest his new name to be Joe and then the hologram saying that he looked like a good Joe

Let´s Whedon some 2049 lines, what do you say faggots ?

>replicants arent allowed on earth
what were the pleasure models then user

>He can't reliably reproduce replicants fast enoug
He said he's made millions of them, and he looks like a pretty young guy. Creating through replicants through breeding would be much, much slower than building them.

The story doesn't make much sense.

K is at the top of the replicant food chain, he kills the ones that step out of line

In the scene where Luv drops The Boss' head on the table after the clearance scanner scans her, you just KNOW that there would be some snarky remark about how "that hurt" or some shit like that.

he wants to seed the galaxy probably. maybe put replicants on generation ships and send them off to do their thing. you need them to breed to do that for exponential growth.

I think he doesn't really want replicants to reproduce to use the baby as slaves,
I think he wants them to reproduce so they can populate a planet where's wallace is literally god

ah bloo bloo if I say shut up it makes it true

you arent thinking big enough user

That´s because whole movie is dialogue kino.

I have a stupid litlle pet peeve, why don't K carry around a tube of the medical glue?

>If I make no point and make a fool of myself, I am correct

No, you're a myopic retard and I won't have you fuck this thread up.

Was any of this actually implied by and relevant for the story?

They used to be criminalized. They're allowed by 2049 so long as they aren't rogue or an untrustworthy arcahic model. Which is where the blade runners come in.

'Like tears in snow, time to bean'
*real human bean plays*

quite good

I've seen things you non-farmers wouldn't believe. Garlic seeds on fire off the shoulder of Onion. I watched G-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those garlics will be lost in time, like soup in rain. Time to boil.

The laws have changed since the blackout/tyrell days. One of the biggest points against Deckard being a replicant in the original BR is that replicants are highly illegal on earth, unless they're kept within the Tyrell complex.

Maybe Deckard learned to forge records by copying the way his records were forged to put a replicant into the general population.

>First movie is a japanese lady in the ad

>Second movie is WE in whiteface

There are biblical allusions in this scene, like wallace's touching the replicant like he is molding her while there are brown shit that looks like clay, and wallace's dialogue too
I've always got the idea that he wanted to make the replicants breed for his own ego, he couldn't cope with the fact that Tyrell pulled it out and he coulnd

so JOI provides K with a shallow but happy relationship and Luv is a ruthless bitch of a woman
I'm not sure why the name scheme

In the original book this was a major plot point. Though Deckard is definitely not a replicant. For a time it's suggested he might be because he meets a replicant hiding out as a high ranking member of interpol. It's remarked that one of the best places a replicant could hide on earth is in plain site in the blade runner devision since they only get tested during initiation. Implanted manufactured memories are a theme too (Rachel has them). So a dedicated replicant could be implanted as a blade runner with false memories and never know it.

>I hope you're satisfied with our product.
*crushes your waifu*

>character literally playing the god figure
>"biblical allusions"

no shit sherlock

>that one autist who always brings up the novel
we have been dealing with you for 30 years
the writers of blade runner didn't even finish reading the novel

I read the book but don't remember all of the details now. I remember the undercover replicant putting doubt in his head about having taken the empathy test himself. He eventually performs the test on himself, no? I guess it's time for a reread, it was a quick read anyway.

I was just answearing user's question you dick

>tfw no ai gf that can be projected around you regardless where you are
>tfw no psycho replicant gf who obeys orders when instructed, who only wants to be perfect and to see through replicants next evolutionary stage

>He named you, you must be special

The look Luv gives him when he says that. You can tell she likes that validation. Then she returns it later by asking him personal questions. It's an interesting detail that a name is such a sign of status among replicants. Just shows how they're basically like livestock. Also interesting to see how a replicant can try to show affection despite apparently be prohibited from doing so.

I read the book so you have to deal. What other excuse will I have to sperg out about a PKD book? Let me have this.

Say that he can make 1 million per year

Making 1 million per year is less than 1 million per year+500,000 births every 9 months, which compounds btw

sorry :(

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I just finished it like 10 minutes ago.
>You look like a good Joe
Just fucking kill me now.

Harrison was fine, best performance in years. It would have been WAY better if they never advertised him though, imagine if he just shows up 2/3 through the movie

C beams nigga who you was
you look like a good joe

tears in the rain is literally one of the most quoted film lines of all time you mong

famke janssen too old?

muh

Oh please. Tell me you laughed when Drax showed up.

Watched this a few hours ago. Utter shit. 2/10, with 1 point for visuals and 1 point for boobs and ass. All characters were as interesting as a wet sponges.

>lack curiosity
>blame film

>"i hope you're satisfied with our product"
>"shame, you must have been adorable"
>"please don't get up"
>"her eyes were green"
>"he looks like he could rip your head off" "he tried"
>"is it real?" "i don't know, ask him"

NO NO NO THESE ARE JOKES LIKE BACK IN BASED MEME ACTION MOVIES OF THE 80s NOT QUIPS!

"Sometimes to love someone, you got to be a stranger"

K I N O

I haven't felt this empty after watching a film since Valhalla Rising.

You now realize wallace is the illusive man

>the good guy

How many samefag circle jerk threads are needed?

>brushes dirt of shoulder
>pops fur collar
>runs through wall
>teleports behind you
>retired.exe
>just photograph everything

This

Fuck bro this is fucking art

How else are entry level reddit plebs supposed to feel like Sup Forums patricians?

Not all replicants were like K

90% of replicants are off world used as slaves
9% are on Earth hiding
1% like K are working for the man killing older models who are trying to hide

wake up, time to die

Nah, all of the whores were replicants too. It's implied that there are many more on earth since Wallace took over the replicant making game.

Yeah dude millions to conquer just nine planets. He thinks humans should own the Galaxy, so millions ends up being a pretty low number. Slaves that can breed solve the problem of transport (you only need to send a handful) plus when they go to another planet with no other humans or replicants they would stick to their memories and just breed and work as there is no foreign force to take them away from that route.

Wallace is the Devil
Tyrell - God

Yes, it is literally said by Wallace.

He is only *bad* in the context that we(the audience) have empathy for the replicants. He sees them only as necessary tools for the human expansion across the galaxy.