Fuck books

fuck books

I was feeling down, saw your thread and smiled, thanks OP, you made my night

YOU LITTLE GREEN ASSHOLE!

Books, fuck you must

>Yoda personally insulting the foundation of the Jedi Order is permanately canon

up the fuck shut

How did Yoda manage to hit Luke over the head with a stick if he's just a ghost?

>Luke pauses for a moment
>Yoda calls down an almighty hellstorm from beyond the grave to burn down the Jedi order
>little green Yoda just laughs in the light of the flames
Funniest part of the movie.
Even if the books were seen in the Millenium Falcon later on.

>having to ask
That is why you fail.

THE SECRET JEDI TREE

Destroy all accumulated knowledge, you must

It hurts a bit extra cause my school library was covered in all those yoda posters encouraging kids to read books.

FUCK THAT TREE UP YOODA

I mean, the jedi knowledge is gone, but the orifice of evil is still there on the island. Does this mean the dark side wins?

The books werent burnt were they? Rey had them in a drawer at the end

As a future librarian/archivist, Yoda is a dick.

Unironcally this is the worst part of it all. Casting an actual lightning bolt as a force ghost is now canon. Would-be child killer Luke is canon. Weaponised hyperspace is canon.

STOP FUCKING READING BOOKS

didn't he say "unlearn what you have learned"?

There was an extended universe book where a star destroyer hyperspaced into a planet and it fucked all kinds of stuff up for the surrounding space. Now it's just turning your ship into a really fast kamikaze fighter

>Yoda let Sheev and Anakin burn down the Jedi temple because he always hated that there were so many books there

you’re welcome

>There was an extended universe book

without any irony I seriously believe this is the best TLJ meme and by far

Thanks Disney

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What are you down about user?

>Yoda was working with Palpatine as far back as Episode I
>Yoda pretended that his mind was "clouded" during the prequels
>Yoda told Luke to kill Darth Vader because he knew it would make Luke become the next sith lord
>Yoda hired Snoke and waited for 20-30 years so that he could get rid of Luke, destroy the light force on the First Temple island, and leave the future to Kylo Ren and Rey in one swift move

BENDOYOUWANTSOMEBROWNIESBEFOREYOUGOTOBED?!

Damn that's nostalgic, the one on the left was in my elementary school library.

Also, somebody post the "Destroy Jedi Knowledge" pic.

>The jews of the media world, books are. Burn them, we must
I'll be the first to admit that some of Rian's choices made me a little uncomfortable

I have to admit I laughed.

Women, one in particular. You'd think being 25 I'd have learned to get over them quickly, but here am I feeling like a teenager again.

Jocasta Nu is turning in her grave

can't read

>white men,
>they were written by.
>of value,
>they were nothing.

I aint need no book learnin.

so what was meant by this?

I got that reference

Who do you think Snoke was? It was Jocasta reborn trying to stop Yoda from burning the books, but she failed.

They're sociopaths so don't dwell too long.

The expanded / extended / whatever universe that refers to everything Disney threw in the trash when they bought it out

Yeah, toying with people's feelings shouldn't be allowed.

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imagine being so stupid that you didn't catch that the books weren't actually in there

I thought the Jedi Order's only real problem was not paying close attention to the Republic and not looking out for their inevitable opposite (the Sith).
They didn't seem inherently bad. They probably did a lot of good for the universe while they were around.

so? the old jedi order failed completely. they even say it in the movie.

turns out yoda is a luddite who wants to destroy knowledge and revert to stoneage. That is why he lives in a tree in the swamp

Roasties are the path to the dark side
You must train yourself to let go of all you fear to lose

The villain we should have had

>led a peaceful republic for thousands of years
>failed completely

yeah no

The jedi order failed because there were too many fucking books

Come on college boy

>new republic trying to emulate the old one
>being completely raped by the first order

>luke's nu-jedi order is stillborn

are you even following along

Pretty sure they were keeping peace for 1000 generations before sith infiltrated the government and murdered them all

TLJ trying to saying that Jedi and Sith are equally bad is their way of saying "fuck stories we now own but didnt make"

Star Wars was perfectly fine with a good va evil paradigm and the force was the major unique feature that gave it a story.

This is Disney getting ready to put Lucas' work to bed so they can prop up 30 years of movies that fit their approach.

Yeah, the NEW one failed. He's talking about the old one.

what is this thread even about?
show a clip
link me guis so i can understand this star cuck reference
sorry i am not a turbonerd

that's shitty nuWars canon, the real jedi order was just fine for a long time up until Sheev's antics

>cant grasp disney star wars

kylo literally says "kill the past" lmao

So what if Kylo Ren says a retarded ass phrase for brainlets to clap at? Its still fucking retarded.

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FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL

Don’t beat yourself up for having feelings. Be sad for the other people who are dead inside.

>As a future librarian/archivist

The soy flows, it must

Luke’s argument was literally that it was weak and didn’t foresee the rise of Darth Sidious.
>guys who get stabbed in the back are assholes
Fuck you, TLJ Luke

>No one realizes that when Obi-Wan told Vader that should he be struck down, he would become more powerful than he could possibly imagine, we were meant to take that literally instead of him just posturing for for no reason.

>It turns out being at one with the Force and becoming a true Jedi is to ascend to a multidimensional plane of existence where far from being a Ghost, these Jedi are actually minor Gods who are paragons of virtue and understanding

>Not realizing that it was shitty old jedi books, dumb temples, and indoctrination into a military-monk order that made the Jedi in the prequels so stupid in the first place

This is actually genius and Sup Forums is actually retarded.

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PT:
>fuck sand

ST:
>fuck books

The prequels are all about how the Jedi order lost its way and helped in creating Darth Vader.

It's setting up the original trilogy as Lucas intended, whereas the sequels scrapped Lucas' plans and did what they want

Luke grew up in the empire and peed himself while an old man electrocuted him with magic just because thousands of Jedi couldn't stop this one asshole

They lived in a republic, how were they supposed to stop The Senate?

Didn't they literally find out about force ghosts through book readin' according to episode 3 and that it isn't just something that happens on it's own?

>imagine being so stupid that you didn't catch that the books weren't actually in there

imagine being a child perhaps?

OT:
>Fuck hands

Yeah I'm sure Lucas always planned to have Darth Vader make C3PO and for the "Clone Wars" to refer to thousands of clones of a guy related to a minor bounty hunter character fighting a bunch of robots and for Luke's mother to die "of sadness" and for all the jedi to wear desert robes regardless of context etc. etc. from the start.

Star Wars was only ever good because of the people around him.

Rey stole the books. Yoda was making a joke.
You are all retarded.

I can't believe no one has lost limbs yet in the ST.

From a 29 year old who has been down from more than one woman:

Treat all of them like fuckbuddies. Even the ones who say I love you. Even the ones you're in a relationship with.

If you remember they're just fuckbuddies the inevitable going to shit will just be funny and not hurt at all. It just means she'd slid off to another cock or been a bitch and it was time to turf her.

But if you think she's a girlfriend, then you'll feel sad, mourn the future no longer that will happen.

Fuckbuddies: Always.

That wouldn't subvert your expectations.

DUDE POSTMODERN DECONSTRUCTION LMAO

WHAT IS LANGUAGE? WHAT ARE WORDS? LET'S GO FULL ON BRO

I hate everything with a hint of postmodern cynicism.

If Disney had made the OT the movie would've ended with Luke staring at the camera telling the audience it's just a movie and then flying into the sun and raising the dead.

Why have structure? Why have anything? DECONSTRUCT IT ALL LMAO

The soy-boy meme is barely understandable to those that speak it, let alone to those meant to hear it.

Pray tell the soy user.....
How is a such an occupation "soy"?

At least Lucas's ideas were original. Disney are a bunch of faggots who just copy stories and fill them in with their SJW propaganda. The new sequel is the OT except theres more retarted characters and the plot is much worse

You mean what made it so cool, regal and historic. Jedi were not Luddites. There was hardly an overemphasis of "old books" in those movies though. Just seems lije Disney's symbolic way to shit on pre Disney Starwars.
What's wrong with a temple to gather and train btw? Indoctrinated? No, all they did was speak truth on how the force works and self defense.

Page turners they were not.

>bringing a unique minority of magic-using people from across the galaxy to a comfortable temple for with thousands of educational resources at the center of the Republic
>indoctrination
If not for the Jedi Republic, either you'd have loads of Sith running around or the Empire would have been formed much sooner.

As a lit graduate and having read more than most anyone in this board or most people in the world for that matter, I agree with the green dwarf shit

>lit graduate

Soyboy means malnourished vegan, he is calling your job effeminate.

Only Lucas does pottery

29 here, he's right. It doesn't get any better or easier unless you change your mindset about roasties. They come and they go, honor is not a word that means anything to them. Scientifically men are the romantics. Romance in 2017 has been murdered by tinder and social media and feminism. So stop being romantic, stop caring, focus on your own work and accumulate as much wealth as possible

This meme is built off of a fucking lie! The books are on the Falcon!

>It's canon just because disney says so.
Nah.

Fuck off you dumb cunt.

mein volk

it's only canon if you agree it is, I'm nailing this post to the door and saying it isn't