Cast it. Write it

Cast it. Write it.

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I would retcon Bond 24 and remove it from the canon. Then I'd do back to back movies.

NEW Bond 24
>Blofeld is fucking shit up for MI6, Bond goes in to investigate
>Bond crosses paths with Tracy and follows her around
>Bond follows her hitman and gleans information about some meeting
>The mansion scene again except Bond spends more time infiltrating, being found out, being chased through the house and then on foot outside, escapes
>Bond meets Tracy's dad who needs his help, their goals are aligned
>Tracy and Bond hit it off and do some stuff together, get chased, fuck in a cabin
>MI6 is infiltrated by a mole still, cuts Bond off, he needs Tracy's dad's help to infiltrate Blofeld compound
>Showdown between Bond and Blofeld, Blofeld is behind SOME but not all of the previous movies' shenanigans
>Daddy and his goons come and fuck shit up, Blofeld escapes and Bond thwarts whatever plan there is
>Bond gets married

Asking a lot. Ain't ya, OP?

>>Showdown between Bond and Blofeld, Blofeld is behind SOME but not all of the previous movies' shenanigans
This sounds good. Trying to pretend that Blofeld was behind QoS was a stretch too far

Bond 25
>Tracy is killed in the opening scene
>Bond is all fucked up and quits, goes on the warpath
>Blofeld still has a mole in MI6 but without Bond being on the radar, can't stop him
>Q comes to Bond's aid because he suspects a mole, together they uncover MAJOR PLOT
>Bond and Q team up with some chick who is involved
>Chick dies but Bond figures out he's gay and he and Q run off

>Bond is a casual misogynist
>set in modern day but take from 60s connery bonds as much as possible
>charming, subtle dry humor
>nothing too grand, but embrace the corny side of old bond movies

>set in modern day but take from 60s connery bonds as much as possible
Isn’t this just Spectre

i'm talking about more in term of aesthetics and the general feel of old bond movies

Bond should be recast with a young dude and then 20 years go by where they just remake everything using a lot of the same book elements but in the new setting. Instead of making these movies a sign of their times, create a timeless setting that's part 60s, old school espionage shit, part techy shit and focus more on plot and character rather than big action sequences. I mean, definitely keep the sequences, but make them relevant instead of the usual "well we need a chase scene now" or "we got a guy who can jump a car off a ramp over a building, let's shoehorn that in somewhere". Balance cold killer Bond with quipping goofball Bond, throw in some actually good female characters more often than not, and keep them from being so goddamn formulaic.

I think a lot of that was the feel of older movies in general but I see what you mean. A modern rehash of a corny Bond would be awesome

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Idris Elba

Yea that's what I want, where it almost crosses on b movie level

Craig obviously since he is contracted.
>Story
Investigate supply lines from China to DPRK, discover Americans also providing information to DPRK (by form of private association) to further increase military spending
>other cast
chiwetel ejiofor (with english accent) as head of private organisation so the yanks dont cry at being blamed.
Dame Dench back for either flashbacks or words of wisdom through her diary given to Bond (she was clearly missed in Spectre)
also bring back Felix

>Elba
Ehhhhhh........ I mean, I would watch it, but there’s no real reason Bond should be black. He was always conceptualized as a white Scot with a long line of European ancestry. Casting Elba would rip away that part of his character. I would still watch it IF they didn’t make race relations a big factor, but I’d rather cast a white guy to preserve Bond’s real identity as much as possible
>Woman
Nope, would not watch or even consider it canon. A female Bond would not be Bond.

Nolan

Pretty sure he’s confirmed
>Mr. Leiter I’m MI6

Elba's a fine actor but casting him as Bond is retarded
>invite millions of people to cite his casting as "affirmative action" or "SJW bullshit"
>fail to create a whole new character in a whole new movie series that he could play
>he's a better actor than this shit deserves anyway
>he's old

It would almost be worth having a black guy or a woman as Bond just to laugh at the damage control the producers and leftie journos would have to indulge in when audience reviews slate it.

> Russian alt-right hackers from Sup Forums and their army of bots are to blame

Bond has to stop a 120 year old Nazi scientist who has possibly discovered a means to travel backwards in time. The premise is it’s all an elaborate ruse to distract Bond and MI6 long enough that a nuclear attack on Israel can occur. Bond crosses paths with an American Agent and Chinese Agent. Both female, China is presumably a bad agent out for the tech themselves, American Agent is le good guys. But then The American Agent ends up being hostile for whatever reason, who cares. The Chinese Agent is the hot sexy girly bond gets to pipe out. Actually he fucks them both. The nazi they show is claimed to be 120 but has actually been dead for 40 years. The enemy is just a terrorist nazi revival group headed by some rich guy we meet that is also their primary funding. My thought though was that even bond is skeptical In The beginning with the time travel idea but as he keeps getting fake intel from the Americans, we and bond become more convinced of the legitimacy of the threat. Then He with the help of China doll (could be her name?) discover the real threat and must stop the nuke.

>Bond has to stop a 120 year old Nazi scientist
they didn't involve nazi's in the 60s, theyre not gonna do it now.

It’s my movie!!! :(

>Idris Elba in a Bond movie
>He's actually a spinoff character, it's a prequel to the real next Bond

Id be fine with that. Make him 009 or whatever

Bringing the Bond series back to its roots with a renewed focus on 007's raw masculinity and sexual conquests. Starring Idris Elba, the film opens with Bond shirtless and smoking a cigar in bed while casually playing with strands of blonde hair from the girl asleep on his chest. The girl wakes up and is revealed to be none other than M (Laura Dern), her and Bond share a passionate kiss and she quips that MI6's diversity program has been a smashing success. As Bond is getting dressed M starts briefing him on his upcoming mission: an intercepted communique has revealed that the Ku Klux Klan is collaborating with skinhead gangs to arrange a series of beheadings and suicide bombings in London. To help him thwart this dastardly plot MI6 has paired Bond with a brilliant young agent named Kitty Pinkham (Emma Watson). Kitty is strong willed and attempts to take the lead but Bond is quick to put her in line and although she resists she eventually submits to him. Through a lot of twists, turns and a little help from Q (Morgan Freeman) MI6 is able to take out the skins before their bombs go off and the day is saved.

>Casting not one but two white women
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Young new Bond
>Cold and fairly conservative in his demeanour
>Utterly devoted to his country
>Young male lead
>Young Alain Delon vibe

>set during one night in East Berlin during the 70s
>Maybe set during Christmas
>His gadgets are outdated in 2017 standards
>Mission goes wrong
>Must complete his mission within’ a night
>Main love interest is a Russian spy
>He doesn’t get her in the end
>Inspired by Le Samourai and the Noir genre as a whole

I like the idea of setting it during the 70s cold war.
would kinda take a shit on Octopussy though

A shot for shot remake of OHMSS, with a cgi de-aged Lazenby as Bond.

Hardy as bond
CIA as Q
Felicity jones as femme fatale
Cillian murphy as the villain
Goose as the villain's autistic henchman
directed by Nolan

bond retires and solves a mystery in his free time

from russia with love ripoff
>bond operating in pre SHTF ukraine
>pulling shit off super tactical at night, charming and smarming during the day
>captured/recruited
>gets loaned out to FSB russian black ops shit
>realize the whole thing is a gambit to cripple both EU and RUS economy with the pipeline by corrupt CEO's
>him and igor have to do some heavy work all over EU and RUS
>Svetlana tries to betray him, puts a bullet in her cold as ice
whole thing is brutal operator bond action set pieces with the russians using him as an in to infiltrate all over EU with his connections and identities to supply the glamorous and grand life living part of the bond mythos

isn't that Never Say Never Again?

>Fassbender as Bond
>Zlatko Burić as the villian

Dunno what the plot would be though

Octopussy already shat on Octopussy

IT WAS ALL A DREAM

.....how is that anything like Spectre?

>Directed by Denis Villeneuve

David Tennant as Bond.

Idris Elba is in his late 40s which makes him too old for the role

Roger moore reboot with hugh jackman

007: Fade Into Night

>Bond is played by an older actor, a Mark Strong type but with hair
>the villain is played by Walton Goggins
>Bond is reaching the dusk of his life while he still can catch some of the ladies, hes finding it harder to go through the action in one piece
>Goggins plays a southern leader of a PMC being contracted out to take out leaders of the UN to destabilize the world and launch it into a world war
>Bond finds himself in Alaska, where Goggins in stationed facing harsh wilderness, dangerous well trained foes, and even colder women

>A new 007 begins his career
>he is a younger James bond tasked with figuring out who is murdering America's puppets in south America
>the mission uncovers a plot to unite south America under one banner and prevent the NWO from taking over
>James bond figures out that the mastermind is none other than the original James Bond that went rogue once he found out that MI6 serves the NWO
>the mission leads the young James bond to Antarctica where he confronts the older and more experienced agent at his Antarctic base
>sexy Latinas and Spanish bondgirls
>Peirce Brosnan as rogue Bond

Modern remake of You Only Live Twice with Brosnan returning as old Bond. Sort of like how Never Say Never Again was a remake of Thunderball. Oh, and bring John Cleese back as Q.Fuck that kid they have had as him for the Craig era.

>I would retcon Bond 24 and remove it from the canon

Do the same with Bond 23 while you are at it please.

>le name and number is inherited
FUCK
OFF

Like they could get away with that yellowface shit nowadays

Bond is a shit franchise anyway the entire series is just a ripoff of North By Northwest with trappings supplied by Ian Fleming. btw, never read any of the books, they good?

>Bond gets married

Fuck off. His only canon marriage was as the end of On Her Majesty's Secret Service. Having him get married a second time is taking a gigantic dump on the establish lore and severing any connection the movies have with Flemming's original work. Stop.

They're nothing like the movies.
Much more dry.
You might like them.

fucking britbongs, you built one of the great empires of world history while being a few hugely outnumbered isolated hicks on an island, don't do this to yourselves

hmm maybe i'll look into them. need reading material, i find myself hardly liking anything anymore. plenty of great movies but that's not always an option, particularly since I never watch stuff on a screen smaller than 20 inches unless I'm desperate. Kindle's convenient as fuck though

>Bond is revealed to be a transgender female (always has been).
> Bond is revealed to have African ancestry, the kind that were kings.
>MI6 allow purple hair on casual Fridays.
>He's in the MI6 department of micro-aggressions.
>The mission is to stop a comedian from saying the most offensive joke in the world, which is a weapon designed to trigger an infinite sequence of micro-aggressions that would destroy Hollywood and the entire liberal media.

Ok so change it to a rogue agent and the plot is the same

>the kind that were kings
is this a joke? That's literally all of them, bigot

Some had to be servants to those kings, surely?

It sounds more like a South Park episode.
I like it.

literally kings all the way down. educate yourself

Oh I get it.
Even the servants were kings of smaller kingdoms who had servants who were kings of even smaller kingdoms, etc.

fractal monarchy. even their pubic lice were kings (and kweens)

>let's shoehorn our politics into an existing franchise rather than writing a new one

makes my blood boil honestly

He saw Star Wars. He hates it. And hes going to kill Rian Johnson.

>Casino Royale Director Says He Would Only Return to James Bond If Daniel Craig Didn't. Martin Campbell, the director who brought both Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig's James Bonds to the big screen, has said he would think about coming back if Craig was gone for good.
>directed the two best bonds by a mile

just bring back martin campbell, that is all

>inb4 green lantern

Title: SHOWSTOPPER
>Bond Played by Andrew Garfield
>Blofeld isn't james bonds brother anymore
>Establish S.P.E.C.T.E.R. as a very credible threat with eyes and ears everywhere via the internet and technology
>Bond constantly getting ambushed due to this through out the film
>can't trust anyone
>bond girl any random thot hollywood can hire because no good actress will want to be yet another female object in male fantasy
>contrast it though by having good young female actress as american agent, who turns out to be a double agent, maybe Perla Haney-Jardine
>James finds out that a mad scientist is being funded by S.P.E.C.T.R.E to create a device called the showstopper, which is revealed to be an earthquake device that several nations of the world are interested in getting their hands on, and S.P.E.C.T.R.E. wants to allow to happen so as to expose it and further divide the united nations.
>the theme would be sung by Sia.

00 colt45
sheeit nigga

was that britt murphy?