Grandpa invites me over to watch some dumbass old black and white flick

>grandpa invites me over to watch some dumbass old black and white flick
>entire fucking credits roll BEFORE the movie
>he won't fast forward through them
>pull out phone and shitpost through the whole thing

Lmao you showed that old cunt.

I hope he punches you in the head

@92329485
nice bait

>tfw granpa was a ww2 vet and he died before i was old enough to hear any of his stories

He probably raped a lot of women and killed a lot of people. Fucking based

>playing board games with family at christmas
>grandpa lives alone now because his wife died
>only time of year whole family get together
>faggot socialist teacher brother sits on his phone 90% of the time
>see the look of disappointment in my grandpas face

Almost as bad as Aitors grandfather having to stand there through the anime dance.

>tfw gramps was a WW1 vet who ran away from home at 16 to fight in the war

>g*rmans
>people

Wow, that's a REAL man

Try and come to Sup Forums and we'll redpill you on how we should have cheered for a Nazi win so we could live in a world with no interracial couples instead of women choosing us as superior white men

he had to go to canada because they wouldn't enlist him in the states

>his wife
Isn't that your grandma? What did ahe do to you to become merely your grandpas wife

Yes but people have two grandmas so I just said wife to avoid confusion.

>you wouldn't have known who I was referring to had I referred to my grandfather's wife as 'grandmother'
the absolute brain-power of right-wingers

>being against socialism makes you a right winger

>being this autistic

Not that user, but I'm a Sup Forumsack and I think pre-LIBERATED.COM ge*mans should have been the ones getting gassed and modern ge*mans should get gassed twice just to be sure.

>thinks that it went wrong because of WW2

HA! It went wrong when the French Revolution happened.

I think you two should come to Sup Forums and we'll redpill you on how the Jews have destroyed the white world. We must embrace the Nazi teachings

Is this le I pretend to be millenial to make fun of people I dislike

Haha I'm le millenial I am too lazy to work and I browse snapchat haha and I'm also in college with dumb degree and like bad things
Oh I would never hire people like that, except I only hire people like this and send young men who act different home, because I'm a normie fuck who only hires normies. Plus she is a slut so I can fuck her all I want, then go home and say "i le hate le millenials boo hoo they no like bud spencer and my old jewish degenerate crap"

Your grandpa’s disappointment was directed at you because he unwittingly spawned a descendent who wastes time on a Mongolian calligraphy forum.

Heh, I'm superior to leftist swine and sexually active people. I am a virtuous conservative who calls for genocide online, and I know damn well as well as you do, that I am inherently genetically and spiritually above inferior subhumans such as niggers and kikes and women.
I am the true spawn on my grandfather, and he is unbelievable proud to see the flame that once burned in his heart, burn in mine today. My enemy might not be Germans or Soviets, but if you think redditors, tumblrinas, and BLACKED porn aren't among the most subversive and dangerous elements to ever threaten the white world, you are sorely mistaken. How many feminists have you BTFO'd today? Have you OBLITERATED an SJW in a youtube comment section even? Have you EXTIRPATED a soyboy on Sup Forums at all today? One of us is a warriors, and the other is a cuck. Fact is, I'm the former. Enjoy your soy products while me and my grandfather embrace in mutual love of masculinity and white pride

I bet you even look like that fat conspiracy toad

>old man named Bob who lives in a retirement community next to my grandparents keeps asking me to come over and hang out
>his wife died in May apparently
>really cool guy, retired engineer who's lonely as fuck and just sits in his little retirement hut all day
>never go over even though I keep telling myself I should

Obvious falseflag but unironically this

We deserve white women over black inferiors getting them. We should be breeding white children right now instead of redpilling people online, but that's what the Jews and feminists have done to us. We must smash the system

Just do it

Dew it!

Women actually prefer white men, it's just that most of Sup Forums looks like pic related

>tfw grandpa wrote and published his war memoirs
Shouldn't have had an illiterate grandpa, user.

At least he has the manners not to do it infront of everyone.

>every single time they're doing that dumbass handgesture

Entente or Central?

Read a book and you'll see how faggot Americans have been deluded into thinking that Hitler fought for "white people" when in reality the core of Nazism is Germanic Supremacy

God, you're cool.

this is why this board sucks and how Sup Forums killed Sup Forums

>tfw strange urge to impress old people because i have no friends and think old people dislike other people in my age group