The virgin Disney Wars with female leads in every movie

>The virgin Disney Wars with female leads in every movie

>The Chad OT/Prequels/Expanded Universe Novels, Graphic Novels, TV Adaptions and Video Games

What’s your excuse, Sup Forums ?

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My excuse for what?

If the Disney Star Wars movies had white male leads then Sup Forums would eat it up

>Virgin bad, Chad good
This is not how it works, you fucking retard

>disney virgin robot
>random dude who just wanted to be stronger
>runs away from every fight
>constantly coughs

>CHAD EU CYBORG
>kills jedi like its fucking nothing
>BTFOd the invaders on his planet so hard they had to call the jedi for help to finally stop him
>doesnt even know what a cold is

>the virgin droid from rogue one

>the chad IG-88 who can slow time

>the chad IG-88 who can slow time
you mean
>the CHAD IG-88 who became the fucking deathstar

nothing says "chad" like reading a bunch of nerdy comics, watching kid's tv shows and playing video games

nothing says chad like arguing about star wars on the television and movies section of an anonymous anime imageboard.

No shit you fucking retard that’s the joke

nothing says chad like telling le ironic shitposters that they're missing your point

nothing says "chad" like saying something unfunny and later claiming it was just a joke

You’re right Chad.

nothing says chad like being a fucking virgin dweeb little bitch faggot idiot with zero girlfriends and a tiny dick idiot

>putting prequels/EU with OT
Besides SotE and Thrawn trilogy it's all literally the same kind of garbage like nuwars.

how the fuck does sith society work if every single one of those edgy fucks secretly want to backstab each other?

It probably happens a lot as a culling the herd esque thing and they just accept it

It literally doesn't. That's why the sith' finest time was when they were just two guys. And even then they proceeded to mutually backstab each other, and then the sith order disappeared forever.

it still works, backstabbing is usually just a means to an end, but nobody lives forever
not even darth plagueis :^)

That pic is what I wanted the Knights of Ren to be. We will be lucky if they're in the next movie at all, because Disney sure seems to have forgotten about them.

Also, all the jedi except Rey are dead so that means no large-scale lightsaber battle in Episode IX. They pretty much set the nu-trilogy up for failure all for the sake of distancing themselves from the prequels.

>>The virgin Disney Wars with female leads in every movie
>>The Chad OT/Prequels/Expanded Universe Novels, Graphic Novels, TV Adaptions and Video Games

This is the shittiest virgin vs chad analogy, and I don't care about SW at all.

>Guys what if a million lightsabers

Like Chess one wrong move and you are fucked or the other guy is fucked so they are in a eternal stand off.

>mfw 30 fucking years and luke didnt train a single Jedi to the end
FUCK YOU DISNEY

How come everybody shitting on Phasma not appearing more aren't called mysogynists too?

The emperor is immortal and mind controls people to do his bidding, so backstabs happen but rarely on the high important levels.

I've been watching through the prequels recently after TLJ killed any hope in me for new Star Wars. I tried to put the Plinkett reviews and negativity out of my head and just watch them for what they are.

And honestly? I'm enjoying them. Some stuff is off the mark (Jar Jar is exactly as bad as I remembered him) but even the corny dialogue between Anakin and Padme in AoTC isn't as poor as I remembered, and a lot of it is actually acceptable.

What's really standing out though is the visuals. The Naboo fighters against the Droid Command Ship and the Maul fight in Ep1, the battle of Geonosis and Kamino, and though I've just started it, the opening shots of Ep 3. Dear god the Battle of Corousant just looks fucking unbelievably good. Nothing, repeat, nothing, comes close to this in new Star Wars.

Furthermore, I'm just in love with the aesthetic of the period. It's so refreshing to see actually original shit. Take for example the ship designs. The prequels go out of their way to throw brand-new ship designs in, that look like nothing from the original trilogy, alongside references to the OT. The Clone fighters start to resemble X-Wings, and their starships look like proto-star destroyers. But there's also the Jedi fighters that look nothing like OT stuff, and the glorious CIS starships. My god this shit is amazing.

I've already watched the Clone Wars cartoon series and enjoyed it immensely, but coming back and watching these movies again with a fresh perspective is just wonderful. Thankyou Disney for doing the impossible.

Vitiate managed to ride the line between amazing and terrible. I really ought to hate him for everything he represents about Expanded Universe, but at the same time he's just so charismatic as Valkorion, and does things so differently from a bajillion of edgy sith with robot faces, I can't bring myself to dislike him.

What the fuck? I know IG-88 from Shadows of the Empire but that's it. What are these posts about?

Felicity Jones >*

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Not even a million. A dozen would be plenty. Any bigger than that and the characters just become canon fodder. We don't need a braveheart-sized lightsaber battle, but the cinematic trailers for TOR showed the potential of having multiple saber-wielding combatants on each side in a large scale battle.

The Pretorian Guard fight was just plain a boring fight scene that was all flash and no substance. Two jedi disposing of some goons with not-lightsabers. I want a large scale saber battle with actual heroes and villains on each side, where there is actual emotional weight and tension. Not a one-sided disposable mook battle.

There's some really dumb plot line about IG-88 being 4 different droids, one of whom managed to possess the Death Star shortly before it exploded. I distinctly remember how he enjoyed closing doors right in front of Sheev and forcing him to use the Force to open them.

When you give a lightsabers to a bunch of disposable mooks and have a large scaled battle, they become a bunch of disposable mooks with lightsabers. It serves no purpose beyond making the jedi even less special then they already are.

Don't use disposable mooks then. Every character in a lightsaber battle should have a personality established. That makes the fighting seem important. The Pretorian Guard were just masked mooks and no-one gives a shit about them.

kek

Because it isn't cookie cut like you assume from watching the movies. A lot of Sith had alliances, marriages, etc that they didn't want to fuck up.

youtu.be/YdgmH9Vv2-I?t=110
Since you're using SWTOR trailers as great examples of large scale battles with lightsabers done right, please tell me more about the unique, established personality of that guy on the 110 second mark. The second one from the left, in the second row.

reminder 95% of EU was low tier shit ecspecially everything before 90s.

That is actually hilarious. Based IG-88. I always liked him just because his design is fucking sick.

Yea, this meme is kill.
Nobody has the self confidence to use it properly.

I think sometimes Lucas didn't manage to put on screen what was in his head, but what was in his head was pretty damn good.

>Have open canvas for a new story in an expansive galaxy built upon through a 6 movie series
>Essentially have an open canvas to create something new
>>Shit all over it

>Shit all over it
That's art breh.