Really makes you think

>the fuckhuge mega dreadnought that can produce fucking star destroyers
>literally says it has tie fighter assembly lines on board
>"nah, let's chase them until they run out of fuel"

So, uh, why didn't they deploy the bazillion TIE fighters/bombers to destroy the rebel ships?

>have to get into range
>with lasers
>in space

Utterly retarded is the answer

>have a huge fleet of star destroyers
>"sir, resistance are too far away from our lasers"
>"we have to follow them until they run out of fuel then"
>"sir, why not make couple of our destroyers jump away and then jump back into the system in front of them?"
>"shut the fuck up, im the incompetent white character in this movie"
>"sir, why not launch our endless fleet of TIE fighters on them then?"
>"do not fucking question our mouse overlord!"

So is it supposed to be literally ('White') Supremacy?

>unprecedented biggerness and betterness

The implication is supposed to be that the Resistance ships are too fast to be caught by the First Order ships. If they send the TIEs they will just get picked off, since the FO capital ships can't support them well at that range. You would also have lots of stranded TIE pilots given their small craft have neither dedicated life support or hyperdrives.

Yea i didnt know it was supposed to be that large holy shit

dont they say in TFA that they only have like 20 xwings or someshit at their base. Then Kylo destroys a hangar so they have effectively no ships

why they didnt employ there gravitational field generator, to stop them from going lightspeed?

because its not progressive to compel the audience to think, you sithlord

yet the first order was founded by a BLACK WOMAN

hmmm

So they had miniaturised Death Star tech
They couldn't just mount that thing on the bow and blast the Resistance ships with it?

Nah, better keep it up our asses until we flee our destroyed flagship, chase the rebels to a salt planet and they happen to be hiding behind a huge metal door

whats wrong with this

Why didn't pnk haired lady jump the rebel bigship when the evacuating ships headed to the planet? This way when the rebel ship is destroyed the First order would have presumed the rebels to be defeated, but in reality they would be regrouping on salt planet

The intensity of lasers (or any focused projectile) doesn't weaken with distance.

Did you watch the movie you idiot? How retarded are you people?

especially in a vacuum

she dindu nuffin whites made her do it

>doesn't realise lasers only travel at the speed of light

>basically controls the entire galaxy by now
>only has like 5-6 star destroyers chasing the rebel fleet
>could've surrounded the entire star system with destroyers

they weren't tracking for evacuating ships, so if she had jumped the empire fleet would have followed and left the other rebel ships to escape

So this huge mobile capital can be destroyed by ONE pink haired feminist? Nice.

>unprecedented scale
fancy way of saying BIGGER THAN ANY OTHER SHIP IN STAR WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The director also forgot space is 360 degrees. Multiple X-Wings could have flanked the Resistance.

Lasers diffract over distance quite fast even in a vacuum, essentially getting weaker the farther they travel.
brainlets

We must go bigger

The answer to absolutely every question is "the force", because the force is god, and the rebels/resistance are the Jews fleeing from Pharoah.

>why didn't the First Order do *this*?
The force hardened their hearts and made them not think of it

Why didn't Leia just use the eagles to escape the First Order?

>the nuwars creators are so lacking in imagination
>all they can make is bigger star destroyers and Deathstars
*snigger*

death star was bigger

Its just a space fantasy you are not meant to take it seriously

Is there a reason why they could hyperdrive their smaller ships ahead of le Resistance and trap them in ten minutes? Shills explain yourselves, I haven't voted this flick yet so you still can save one audience vote

The reason whu TIE fighters don't have life support or shields is because Empire specifically doesn't give a shit.
The notion that they didn't send them due to lack of support is laughable.

>shaped for aerodynamics
>in space

Starr wars is trash

This, turn ur brain off goy the Mouse just wants u to have fun!

The notion that the Supremacy and dozen Star Destroyer would not notice evacuating rebel ships is silly to begin with. It wasn't even rescue pods, it was ships larger than average X-Wing.

Why didn't Luke just use the eagles to escape the Island?

couldn't they have tried using the orbital autocannons, shouldn't they be powerful enough to reach the rebels?

They actually don't control the galaxy. New republic does. FO is small splinter group opposed by another small group. They are basically two irrelevant paramilitary factions in a conflict pointless to the rest of galaxy.

why didn't snoke's ship have a death star tier weapon?
it's bigger so it should have more powerful weapons that a star destroyer

but the new republic got destroyed

Opening crawl to TLJ says that the First Order is off conquering the galaxy says the New Republic is basically gone after TFA

Why didn't they make it 3x bigger and call it the Alt Right?

If the new republic exists because of Luke, Leia and the rest of the gang then they should be sucking Leia's dick 24/7. But they didn't even answer her distress signal.

Why didn't the First Order just hyperspeed one of their Star Destroyers through the Resistance fleet? They clearly don't care about the lives of their subjects.

I'm not talking about star wars at all just lasers in real life, I havnt watched the movie.

>make a big badass ship
>it's useless and does nothing during the movie

Why does it look like a fuckin modern day bomber...they really don't have anything art direction...How would this movie look without all the old assets?

>having capital ships in a universe where RKV's exist

That was your first mistake

because ballistic weapons don't exist in the star wars universe

The New Republic is alive and well, thousands of systems with millions of ships that could crush the First Order. Princess Leia pissed off everyone in the galaxy with her quips about goddamn everything. The New Republic left her out to dry because they were hoping she'd get killed off along with her crew of freaks and geeks and SJW gash.

>Destroy 3 Planets win the Match
Why didnt the CIS just hyper speed ram Coruscant and win the war ?

But the First Order used Missiles at the beginning of Episode 7

gotta save something for Episode IX, besides Starkiller II.

i don't remember this

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>doesn't realise that these ships move much slower than that outside of hyperspace

And the Resistance had the literal WW2 bombers dropping actual bombs in TLJ.

>concussion missile
>concussion
what

Maiden Flight, SDSD Freudian Nightmare

Imperial Weapons Development Center, Coruscant

To Whom it May Concern:

Gentlemen, let me start by saying that I am greatly honored to be chosen for command of such a magnificent vessel. That said, our insystem shakedown cruise has turned up a few minor issues that I would like to see remedied as soon as possible.

1) We understand your desire to continue the classical stylized lines of the first star destroyer class vessels, and we appreciate your asthetic sense in that regard. However, strictly speaking, was it absolutely necessary to scale up the bridge tower directly? I must confess the foreward bridge window is a great distraction. Militarily, we feel that as is, the three kilometer tall window pane may provide too tempting a target for enemy forces we may engage. We've lost four helmsmen so far to vertigo as well, and we don't think this is in the best interests of the vessel's well-being.

2) The sheer size of our vessel, while a glorious symbol of the mighty Emperor, which we all appreciate completely, has become apparent to us all. My initial briefing tour of the vessel took six days to complete, and the travel tubes were based on the design in use aboard the slightly smaller Executor-class vessels. Travel time being prohibitive, we were forced to camp out in the corridors of the major sectors when we stopped for the night. Furthermore, since our crew quarters sections are located entirely within the aft dorsal sectors, both our Engineering crew and ground forces complements have built tent cities within their own sections, and are living there. Fire hazard has become nearly intolerable and the hydroponics department has sent me six hundred messages insisting that the smoke from the camp-fires is ruining their crop, and that we have enough food left aboard for only another three weeks.

Concussion missles have been a thing in SW for a long time.

>A concussion missile was a type of missile in which energy warheads would release clouds of high-velocity proton particles upon impact.[1] They were commonly mounted on starfighters such as the Rebel Alliance RZ-1 A-wing interceptor and the Imperial TIE/sa bomber.

3) Our vessel's own gravity is not being handled as well as could be done, with some minor problematical consequences. Our plumbers called my attention to the fact that the sewage from our 6 million-man crew backwashed through the air vents in Sections 42 to 78, decks 258 through 532. Malaria and dysentery broke out in those sections, and we were forced to cordon it off to prevent an epidemic. Our first Chief Medical Officer unfortunately was killed when he requested the paperwork on those affected, and upon receiving e-mailed reports from all 739 of his senior doctors, the computer screen in his quarters self-destructed, propelling shrapnel throughout his quarters. All droids who enter the area have failed to return, and a remote camera probe sent in, recorded images of the survivors in the affected area where they were flinging their own feces at each other, warring with sharpened pieces of metal, and attempting to eat the dismembered limbs of the aforementioned droids.

4) On a similar note, regarding the unfortunate loss of our last CMO, we have finally decided that the staff requirements of this vessel are creating further problems. For instance, our Chief Engineer has begun the habit of signing his reports, "Chief Marshal, Sovereign Nation of Ree'Ak'tor." He has since sealed off those decks, and started a war. The war in question is against his apparent rival, the commander of our ground forces near the main flightdeck, who has taken to calling himself "Bringer of the Apocalypse." Surveillance records indicate that they have since stopped wearing their armor, and have begun smearing their bodies with industrial cleaning fluid and lubricants before launching raids upon the Engineering department. We believe that they have begun ritualistically sacrificing one of our TIE-fighter pilots before each attack to bring them luck.

thats for the next movie

>tfw no tactical ftl maneuver

so they're EMP missiles and doesn't have any actual concussive force?

Aside from a minor note that some of our turbolaser turret gunners may have starved to death when their food shipments were cut off by the warzone, there is little else to remark on, save that in our first tactical drill, during the course of a two-hour right turn, we failed to halt our rotation with the result of the subsequent and very unfortunate destruction of the entire Coruscant 4th Defensive Fleet. I've made a note to send out letters of regret the moment we reacquire contact with our communications room at the bow of the vessel. That of course is the reason why this message had to be sent to your offices via pen, paper, and one of our probe droids. I beg forgivness for the clerical difficulties that may cause.

Signed,
Grand Admiral
SDSD Freudian Nightmare

Its space. The fuck is it diffracting in?

Point is the statement not needing to get into range to fire a laser in space is wrong. Raed what happens when you fire a laser at the moon.

uh..LIGHT

Space isnt literally empty,

With contemporary technology you could build a laser with the range of our solar system, assuming you were firing it in space and not from within an atmosphere.

Space particles are literally everywhere

space is a vacuum
vacuum doesn't mean it's devoid of all matter, it means there isn't any air

>vacuum doesn't mean it's devoid of all matter
Yes it does

I hate how uncreative and flat this shit look. Even actual stuff looks more alien with some personality. It's just bwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig, like the shit you'd expect from 5 years old making up stuff.

Because this is actually the worst attempt at a star wars movie ever.

>I hate how uncreative and flat this shit look.

It's worse than that my nog.

NO
FUCKING
WAY

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The Supremacy has a crew of 2.25 million. That gives it roughly the same population as Houston, Texas.

Even assuming a healthy population, aged 18-45, on earth would have a death rate of 150-200 per 100,000 per year. The Supremacy's morgues would need to accommodate -- assuming it was somehow as safe as modern living, and not a floating warship -- 5,000 healthy young people dying every year. No wonder it can produce Star Destroyers -- it kills enough people every year just by existing to crew one.

Speaking of which, the rate of unintended pregnancy in the US armed forces is 110 per 1,000 enlisted women per year. This is significantly higher than the general population, being, again, young and healthy people in tight quarters. The Supremacy might well be pumping out 137,500 babies in a year.

It is 8.2 miles long, 37.6 miles wide, and 2.5 miles tall. If we were to slice it into 1-story tall slices (of which we would have 1,304), and line them up side by side, we would end up with a land area of 402 thousand square miles -- One and a Half the land area of France.

You could cover the entire land area of Scotland with 10-story buildings, and you would still be 25% short of the cubic volume of The Supremacy.

>Turn a planet into Sun eating Death Star
>Biggest starship in galaxy
Whre is the money coming from? And does Snoke have a small dick so he needs to overcompensate?

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so you're saying that Admiral Tumbrl's terrorist suicide attack is now the officially worst terrorist attack in the annals of the Galaxy, since over 2 million humans lost their lives on that ship, and possibly hundreds of thousands more in the nearby Star Destroyers, maybe closing towards 3 million human lives lost?

GODSPEED REBELS

makes you really think why they didn't Ackbar do it...

well... SPACE FANTASY

>Whre is the money coming from?

MCU

Is the ball on th left shooting the laser or getting hit by the laser
if later then who was laser

This is the most retarded ship in the franchise; a franchise that includes a flying moon with a frikken planet destroying laser in it.

>yfw "slug throwers" have always been canon

what the fuck are solar systems and galaxies then? "Not-matter"?

Space isn't actually a true vacuum, people just call it that for some reason.

>so you're saying that Admiral Tumbrl's terrorist suicide attack is now the officially worst terrorist attack

Nah, Empire (Alderaan) and First Order (Hosnian system) still hold the record on that.

Slaves and hiding 'in the zone where no one else goes'. Semi makes sense.
>rebels win in RotJ
>upper leadership wasn't all pissing their pants in fear over sheev
>some of them clearly were 'with' the empire for their own agenda/ideology
>after RotJ we never see them all wiped out, so fucking hundreds of planets probably still leaned towards the empires ideals
>a new magical republic wasn't going to spring up over night
>so shitload of resources and lots of old gits in high positions kicking around are not just going to give up
This all made sense for TFA if you take the medal ceremony of RotJ being very premature (naive) celebration. But it's also kinda dumb cause you'd notice if some suns/planets just disappear, you'd also have spies around trying to keep track of what is left of the empire (which is why that whole 'new republic didn't want a standing military' angle makes no fucking sense).

lefty's shooting righty because 7 ate 9

uma

We can nitpick any media with given 'X why didn't Y do Z'. Yet the movie (media) can still be good, enjoyable etc. Is it always a plothole when a character forgets the important information? Or when in real life that organization should have spy/intel/tech that makes catching the protaganist easier? Or a villain/hero that doesn't kill their counterpart and sets everything in motion?

Sometimes fiction just has to be taken at the lowest level, stupid things just have to happen to allow it to work (be it thematically, being a prequel etc). This movie just broken everyone's suspension too often, that any thematic points it's attempting to make are not taking seriously and it falls flat.

why didn't they hyperdrive ram the rebel ships?

IT SUBVERTED EXPECTATIONS!!!!!!

The bigger question is where the fuck did the New Order get the resources for this thing when the original trilogies Super Star Destroyer bankrupt multiple systems from an effectively ran Empire to build.

Also why did they build TIE fighters which don't have a hyperdrive instead of something with one so they could hyperdrive ram the rebels?

in the end, you can't ask people to turn their brains off too often or its gonna get meme'd all the way to hell like Twilight