What does elf pussy look like?

What does elf pussy look like?

perfect innie

I always imagined its boring bald pussy compared to nice fluffy and hairy pussy humans have.

and also innie yeah!

Just a fuckhole and a piss one.

No hair.

Smell like loaf bread

PERFECT INNIE CUNNY

Human roastie-toasties BTFO

why were bitches wearing lipstick in LotR? We are never told about this

Do elves poop? It seems like something they wouldn't do. I imagine their bodies absorbs every single molecule of the little food they eat.

It's actually like a dick you can stick your dick inside. More like a trunk. Like a Dick-Vagina.

honey

its sideways.

they dont have one

Roasted by BOC.

You'll find out in the Bright sequel

Which is better than eyes wide shut anyway.

pandering to the "female lotr audience"
she isn't a love interest for aragorn in the books and the moral of her character is that women should generally be good housewives. regardless
>ywn place a pure shieldmaiden in the friend zone for superior elf pussy
the feels, the feels!

Tbh one flaw of the series, racemixing.

perpetually 12 years old, maybe a little light blonde fuzzes

if it's with an elf it's ok

newsflash fucktard all numenoreans including Aragorn are part elvish

arwen is a half elf and aragorn is the descendant of a half elf
"race realists" are somehow bad at reading history and fictional lore, this is the 4th time I've posted this on this board

Nah, you will have to deal with hapa problem.
Not a newsflash, though by the end of third age numenorean blood is diluted.

It glows in the dark and a spotlight shines right into your eyes when you look at it with human eyes.

And what would happen if you grabbed it?

Like human pussy, but slightly better

you become world leader

That's illegal.You would go to jail and be on the menu for orc rape for all eternity.

But what if I am the orc?

and how would you know what that looks like?

it would be very painful

Quadrupling how much of a fucking loser you are.

like this

>He says that on Sup Forums

just genetics goy

Like a human pussy, but with longer ears

Pic related, you just know elves have the most perfect pussies

What does orc pussy look like?

Teeth vagina

what did you mean by this? i am unaware of such explicit content ever been on TV or films, or posted here

Meat grinder

Thay only eat lembas so they only have to shit once a year at the great festival of Brapion

Who?

Feminine penises are better.

>the moral of her character is that women should generally be good housewives

How's being illiterate working out for you?

where did you get that picture of my sister?

>Florrie will never release her debut album.

Like warm apple pie

all that soy turned you GAAAAAAAY faggot boi

how do orcs know what a menu is?

Are you implying that they don't have Orc chefs in Mordor?

This fucking elf gave me an erection all movie.

yes

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TOLL STATUS?

Like this

oh noomi my moomi

What does water imp pussy loom like?

...

Human cosplay? That's cute.

Orc grills are probably more fun in general.

Why wouldn't they?
Are these orcs female? Look at that build and those arms and long hair

Those are likely lotr "goblins" or moria orcs.

>the descendant of an half elf
There are like 60 generations between Elros and Aragorn.

>likely

How do you not recognize them from the movie?

moria goblins are like cockroaches, same as the lotr orks they reproduce asexualy
dont think lotr or wh universe has female orks / goblins, only one that comes to mind is warcraft.

>The elves, bored with their boring elven women, start to prefer willing human women, and the bored female elf indulged in the perverse curiosity, of the human male who is always full of vigour and strength. And then something happened that no one expected and no one could explain – elves normally only ovulate once every ten to twenty years, but from mating with humans, they began to ovulate with every intense orgasm. It worked with some kind of hidden hormone or combination of hormones. The elves understood that with this practice they could have children with humans. And we could work towards exterminating you while we were still stronger. Later you became stronger and you began to exterminate us. But you still had allies among the elves. They were the party of convenience, cooperation and coexistence… and they did not want to recognise the reality that they we lying in bed with you.’
‘And what does all this have to do with me?’ growled Geralt.
‘You? Absolutely nothing. But it has a lot to do with Ciri. Ciri is a descendant of Lara Dorren aep Shiadhal, and Lara Dorren favoured coexistence with humans. Mainly one human. With the human wizard, Cregennan of Lod. Lara Dorren coexisted with the aforementioned Cregennan frequently and successfully. Simply put – she became pregnant.’

What did Sapkowski mean by this?
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Tolkien thought there were female orcs.

There are no clear answers on this, or on origins of orcs, were they created out of tortured elves or not and also if they are immortal.

prove it

yeah pretty much this, Tolkien elves are Physically perfect specimens

I might be wrong but I swear I remember reading that they don't actually need to it and only do it for pleasure. I could be confusing them with some other elves though.

She probably finds a way to shove your entire head inside her cunt to get off. Crazy unstable bitch.

If only there was some kind of tool that let me search the internet!

The Witcher is overrated trash only surpassed by GoT.

so you are saying you can't prove it

Thats vampires and food man

>cooler clothes and jewelry
>sweet cockney working class accent
>probably insane in the sack
>always down for mischief
>will fight and kill for you
>even the shittiest person will be seen as a saint compared to your average uruk-hai; she'll stick with you
>can be sustained on nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days

All in all orc grills are less maintenance, simpler, more fun and gregarious than your average stuck up elf bitch who just wants to stay in rivendell, read books, listen to poetry and other faggy shit. She will probably sigh when you belch and throw a fit if you step on a flower or something. In the end she will probably just cuck you with some elf chad anyway.

I'm saying you're computer illiterate.

im saying you can't prove it

What does cyclops/monoeye pussy look like?

two baginas

If you cared even a little bit about the universe you would already know these things and not demand random posters on Sup Forums to spoonfeed you.

Misquote.

just googled it. there are no female orcs. you are telling me to google it because you know there is no proof

two pussies like eyes

Does this mean she can get impregnated by two guys at once?

Jesus fucking Christ, so like I thought, completely technologically retarded. What search terms did you use? Please tell me. This is literally the first link that came up when I searched.

>ANSWER: Yes, there are female Orcs in Middle-earth. For years readers had to employ logic to show that there must be female Orcs by citing passages such as where Tolkien said “for the Orcs had life and multiplied after the manner of the Children of Iluvatar” in The Silmarillion; also, Aragorn speculates that Saruman has cross-bred the races of Men and Orcs (and there are somewhat ambiguous references to half-Orcs in The Lord of the Rings).

However, clear and definitive proof was finally made available to the public with the disclosure of the contents of the Munby letter, which was sold at auction in 2002. In the letter, Tolkien concedes to Mrs. Munby that there must indeed have been female Orcs. The fact that Azog is the father of Bolg in The Hobbit also implies that there must have been female Orcs.

you ever see the guy with two penises that posted on Sup Forums?

I believe so, yeah.

Elf pussy belongs to centaurs and ogres

>readers had to employ logic to show that there must be female Orcs
You said Tolkien thought there were female orcs. That is just what the readers think

That's hyenas you idiot, how do you even get them mixed up

>p-prove it
>p-prove it
>p-prove it

Retard.

>"There must have been female orc. But in stories that seldom if ever see the Orcs except as soldiers of armies in the service of the evil lords we naturally would not learn much about their lives. Not much was known."

Direct quote from Tolkien.

post the source then

He had room for a quadrillion Legolas songs but not a paragraph to spare about female orcs?

You are the dumbest fucking poster I've seen on here in months. Read the quotes.

>There must have been female orc
Doesn't exactly prove there are female orcs

Did you miss the last paragraph?
>However, clear and definitive proof was finally made available to the public with the disclosure of the contents of the Munby letter, which was sold at auction in 2002. In the letter, Tolkien concedes to Mrs. Munby that there must indeed have been female Orcs. The fact that Azog is the father of Bolg in The Hobbit also implies that there must have been female Orcs.

If direct quotes from letters from Tolkien aren't going to cut it I don't know what to tell you.

Doesn't prove there are female orcs

>"There must have been female orc. But in stories that seldom if ever see the Orcs except as soldiers of armies in the service of the evil lords we naturally would not learn much about their lives. Not much was known."
>"There must have been female orcs"
-The author

HURR THAT DOESNT PROVE ANYTHING!