Another year gone...
Another year gone
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>tfw no dumbledore to make everything okay at the last minute
HOWEVER
BLITHERING WILLOW
>tfw another year in which I pussied out and didn't kill myself
6 MILLION POINTS TO MY FÄM HARRY POTTER
No!
>I just caught neville jerking one off in the bathroom to some ghost so 10 points to gryfindor!
>Unfortunately this years defense against the dark arts teacher was a failure again.
>Maybe after the fraud, the werewolf, the nazi, the father killing maniac and the literally Voldemort we'll get lucky next year
>So children, I'd like to introduce you to next years defense against the dark arts teacher, Professor Pogo
there is always next, user
*shits wizard diaper*
lel that was a good one user
A boy who lived falls in love with the sister of his ginger best friend.
HOWEVER, unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex leviosa with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of MAGIC.
FINDS A HOWEVER
why is that noble wizard standing next to that crazy hobo
...
>Yes... yes... well done Slytherin.. well done.. congratulation. You have won and thoroughly deserved this years house cup; a fantastic achievement that will go down in the history of this school forever... A special moment that noone could ever take from you.............
.... HOWEVER
>take out huge loans as an 18yo because ive promised myself to commit suicide at 23
>pussy out
>tfw paying back all these loans with a fuck me in the ass interest at 27
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