How do I get a muslim gf?

How do I get a muslim gf?

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*BRRRRRRRRRRRRR-BOOOOOOOOM*

BRAAAAAAAAP

You need to have a pretty high iq to tame a muslim girl.

move to the UAE

I'm sure you can get something going if you go to countries like Egypt, Morocco and if you are white

I'm Australian.

I'm pretty sure that the sudden rise of Hijab & Muslim fetish is due to the ancient male fantasy of "conquering the enemies and taking their women as prize"

You wouldn't want one. I had a muslim employee I wanted to cum inside so bad but you have to remember she comes with a shit religion, a shitty family due to that shitty religion and muslim women once they get their teeth into your a naggy and demanding as fuck. They also don't date, they expect to marry the first dude they're with.
It's not worth it.

BOOOOOMMMM
*SNIFF*
OH YES
THE FRESH SCENT OF A EUROPEAN MORNING

Do that then. Or you can try Facebook or the like

I wonder if her family threw her off a balcony for this one.

ALLAH AKBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

fart fart fart
*sniff sniff*
I love fart!
Pungent smell
Smell like hell
Your fart
touch my heart
Expel that gas
from your ass
Fart Fart FART!
*BRAP*

fpbp

Just move over to any islamic country.
They just crave the big white cock.

JUST SIT ON MY FUCKING FAAAAAACE

Commit to Jihad
Muslim bitches love Jihad

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There are a lot of Muslim women near DC that are desperate for white men. Too bad in Europe it's just Muslim men that immigrate

There's always the risk of their family being batshit insane, especially the father because of Islam.

Or their family can be halal as fuck and you get to participate in huge parties.

>Women use the internet and not the men

It's true about Paki girls though. As soon as they go to uni they binge on White cock. Same sort of phenomena as the Catholic girls who go mad for it once they get away from home too I suppose.

Pakistan is also one of the countries with the most searches for gay porn.

I'm not sure if I would be able to sustain an erection if they are screaming "OH ALLAH OH ALLAH OHHHHHHHH ALLAH"

can confirm this. Dating a parking girl, one of her cousins just got married to a white guy and two of her other cousins are engaged to white guys. Her sister is dating an Asian

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>parking girl

Just rape one. It's what Muslim men do to everyone else.

Very carefully

I had a Tunisian professor around the same skin color as the woman in your pic. She was always covered up but I could always see her big round ass jiggling under all that crap she wore. I could tell she had a great body under there. I would marry a Muslim woman but I don't feel like converting.

based

Because you'd cum too quickly?

Move to Bongistan.

There are muslims everywhere, and they are 2nd and 3rd generation now so easier to sleep with.

Then her dad and uncles will chop you both up and burn the house down.

This happens semi-regularly in the UK.

Soooo. Do you get discounts in paid lots and meters?

When the hijab is for Allah but the ass is for Abdallah

How the fuck is this even remotely Sup Forums?

idk, ive found parking girls to be fat middle aged cunts. Had one stick me with a $300 fine. Would rather spend that on a decent hooker.

mmmm what a wholesome braphog

noooooooooo this is embarrassing, I meant paki girl

>tfw no harem of Indonesian qts to satisfy my fellow fever and hijab fetish

Yeah I know, I have a thing for those women but their religion and their fathers keep me away.

Too bad they don't come to Baltimore.

>tfw live in such a country
>tfw all of them are sluts

*yellow fever
Not as bad as a parking girl I guess

All they care about it is the M. Money is the key word to get a muslim gf. If you re rich, just pick any girl you want, go tell her parents you wanna marry their girl, they'll ask you to convert to Islam, say yes and they will give her to you

FUCKing hell god DAMN son dat aysss

Why is this shite on Sup Forums? why isn't on Sup Forums or Sup Forums or whatever other fuck place?

So you live in Germany?

>big round ass jiggling under all that crap she wore
this shit gets me wild

Because fuck you buddy.

I am with an arab muslim woman right now, they are easier than what you expect

*BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPP*
it would be super smelly too considering the diarrhoea inducing shit muslims eat

One of my fwbs was a muslim chick, she started with that conversion shit and marriage talk and I had to ghost her.

Or muslim are starting to watch porn in the west.

basically arab women have a great complex over western women because their beauties, that's how i get muslim women i compliment them on their beauty 'even tho am not sincere', they like that

my ultimate fantasy is a harem of beautiful slave women of every ethnicity serving me as their sex master

Swefag here. As soon as the dad or the brothers aren't looking the daughter is gobbling on dick, that's why they follow them everywhere. Shitskins girls are unparalleled sluts.

Why can't they show their hair but eyebrows and moustaches are ok?

Almost as bad as Swedish men.

... Not on a blue board.

>and moustaches

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Get the ones from North Africa. They're far better than Arabs imo

lol

>Sup Forums - Television & Film

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because Sup Forums has become Sup Forums 2.0 and as such should be burnt to the ground

im so disgustred by indonesian/malaysian women and i dont know why. i love asian women and middle muslim women but combined it makes me feel sick for some reason

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Sydney seems to just the place for you

They ARE Arabs.

It doesn't count and you stay a virgin if you take it up the ass, the koran says so

ALL LOOK SAME

>thread about Asian girls
>insecure Sup Forumskiddies burst a blood vessel whining, screeching, and crying throughout the whole thread

>thread about Muslim girls
>everyone grabs their dicks and Sup Forums is nowhere to be found

Here you go lads, plenty for everyone!

t.coping white cuck

mods are useless.

because muslim women are the best for sex, ask me about it I fucked a few in the past they hide their desires and fantasies behind a false confidence

Some of the sexiest women I've ever met in my life have Chinese girls from Malaysia/Singapore. Yet why the fuck do the native Malay from those places look like literal Gorons though?

>Implying you wouldn't shtup the girl on the left

even in the secluded isolation of Sup Forums you fucking normies can't stop talking about women. I hate the human race

I see.

kek
somethings never change.

why does reddit get so triggered by ot posts?

TALAQ TALAQ TALAQ

ههههه مضحك لكن واقعي يعني النسوان كلهن هكذا قبل و بعد الزواج

mods are shit and Sup Forums is approaching Sup Forums level of shittery. people excuse constant anti-offtopic shitposting as reddit

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All muslims need to be bombed / thrown off helicopters / gassed / decapitated

If you disagree you should leave

>Dating a parking girl

Eternal phoneposter

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oh shit

Turn to Islam and buy one.

>Then her dad and uncles will chop you both up and burn the house down.

>me, laffin' at the no guns limies

that shit wouldn't happen in all but the most cucked parts of the US (cali, new england)

Holy fuck I'd stick my vagina into her penis!

Shit, I mean the other way around... goddamnit.