Which Bond movie is best?

Which Bond movie is best?

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I read somewhere he likes her that way even encourages her to eat more.

she's so fat she turned asian

Damn

>the boys ageing gracefully

Quantum of Sorbet

I bet the sex is better now than it was when they met.

meanwhile...

Diet Another Day

>looks all of his 73 years
My grandpa is 91 and doesn't look that fucked. What do they think a 73 year old is supposed to look like the fucking crypt creeper? lol

>Pierce I'm full no more
>nonsense honey here have another slice of pie
>Pierce ple--
>*shoves pie in her mouth* good good

How do we stop him lads?

to be fair eating her pussy so much gave him throat cancer

There are moment like this im glad my gf goes into depression mode whenever she goes over her ideal weight

at least put on some shades

This is bullshit.

AAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

Obviously, how well you age depends largely on how cleanly you've lived. If you've drank, smoked, and used dope; you're likely gonna look like Michael Douglas in your 70s if you're even still alive. Another factor is illness, Michael Douglas is obviously fighting some harsh shit.

My grandpa looked 50 in his 80s and walked many miles every day (and he was shot across the legs in WW2 with a machine gun). On the other hand, I've also known men in their 60s that looked like the goddamn cryptkeeper.

It seems like the prematurely aged guys always have something in common. They're bitter and angry people who always have a horrible outlook and attitude about life. It ages guys prematurely.

I'm bitter and angry but I don't drink, smoke or do drugs. Will I age badly?

He's going to die before his dad does

Why would we want to?

>anons here just mad jelly they'll never have a woman who loves them for who they are and will never leave them for Chad Thundercock
Oh, who am I kidding? That's your life right now! LMAO.

>It seems like the prematurely aged guys always have something in common. They're bitter and angry people who always have a horrible outlook and attitude about life. It ages guys prematurely.
It's not the years, it's the mileage

Look at her arms when she's young. Dead give away that she'll be a whale when she's older.

look at any of these photo comparisons

he's always smiling and looking way happier in the latter, fatter, photo

seriously

>the difference between feeding pie and eating pie

>Pierce likes his women to start THIN and get THICC
/ourguy/?

literally a succubus

WHAT IS THE BEST JAMES BOND MOVIE? ANSWER ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

A View to a Kill has always been my favorite. It's so god damn weird.

he looks better in the second pic. seriously. i cant wait to be a 50 year old man perving on teenage girls

BOND ACTOR RANKINGS TIER:

CLASSIC SERIES:

SEAN >>> MOORE > GEORGE

NEW SERIES:

PIERCE > TIM > BLONDE FAG

License to Kill is my favourite.

>tfw I fell for the 'Irish guys like skinny girls' meme

My theory is that since his previous wife and stepdaughter died of cancer, he can't bear to see loved ones looking "thin" since it reminds them of the emaciation that comes with cancer.

Thunderball

casino royale because it's more like a bourne movie than a bond movie

You Only Live Twice

FFS, she looks like Bob Kelly with a wig and a nosejob

plot twist: Pierce is a feeder

Also Pierce is a fucking class name for a boy and were I not already tied to names for 2 potential sons already I would consider naming my son that.

women don't know loy-

Ugh! He looks like Richard Lewis, gross.

this user is right, it should be called a view to a kino

Casino Royale

casino royale

Casino royale

she sucked the life out of him

>premium bond

kek DM

post more of pierce with his thicc wifey

Mm*burp*orty, look, I turned myself 3D *prrpfff*

I have never seen any of the Nu Bond post-Pierce Brosnan films. Are they any good? I just find a Bond with blonde hair to be retarded.

All you Casino Royale faggots can gtfo.

The Spy Who Loved Me will always be the best.

Casino Royale wasnt bad

rest suck though

Unironically: The Connery, Lazenby and Dalton Bonds are all a safe bet. The Moore, Brosnan and Craig Bonds are hit or miss. Moore coincided with a very campy era, Brosnan coincided with a very explosively violent era, Craig coincided with a very rebooting era.

On Her Majesty's Secret Service is the best

Casino Royale: Decent opening theme, film looks nice, story's shite.
Quantum of Solace: Fucking deadful.
Skyfall: Best of the nu-bonds.
Spectre: Second best, but erodes Bond's character by making him give a shit about peoples feelings.

This could be the new JUST

There's definitely a point in Moore's run where they went from good to downright laughable.

She's a big girl

Spectre is setting Bond up for a fall in the next movie. His glamorous girlfriend will be shot and killed by an escaped Blofeld I bet, just like in On Her Majesty's Secret Service

moonraker.

Bond shouldn't have a girlfriend in the first place. It was awkward as fuck when he got married in OHMSS but at least it was only for 5 minutes.

I'm pretty sure that in the novels getting his wife killed and his heart broken by thugs was part of Bond's character development and made him a cold loner disregarding of romance and human lives in the first place. Of course the film adaptions randomly picked stories they thought would work on the big screen, completely devoid of any progression or development.

>Skyfall is best

Probably the worst opinion ever uttered on this planet of earth.

DAMN michael douglas looks like THAT?

Damn Brosnan looks amazing.

Slightly homo.

Unironically this

Succubus confirmed.

nah
she looks 48

Can't unsee

Imagine being this ultra wealthy, super suave playboy actor and picking up a qt waifu and plumping her up. Is Pierce living the good life?

Skyfall is objectively the best james bond movie

Tomorrow Never Diet is my favourite

That's not Goldeneye.

I just watched The World Is Not Enough. It is not the best bond movie, but denise richards is at peak denise richards.

>Her flubby arms in the 'Before' photo

The knew what he was signing up for.

Goldenribeye

who wrote this shit? She's 54 now, there's no way she could have been 20 in 1994

Yes so you better change your outlook now. Stress, the lack of pleasure and social interaction ages the fuck out of you.

living daylights and goldeneye

You underestimate the power of the daily mail
Also nice doubke dubs

Thats actually very sad...

...

this is what eating pussy looks like

Off by one

dudeeeeeeeeee

someone send this to pierce. He won't be able to fuck his wife anymore.

dude, 1994 was 33 years ago

Goldeneye for the N64

Jesus..I've heard of people with an IQ as low as yours, but never actually met one in the wild.

Never See Navel Again

The Living Daylights.

Dalton Goldeneye would have been the perfect Bond.

Now can we decide what the best James Bond song is? I gotta go with Live and Let Die
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Feeders are a legit thing. Met a few in the Army with their rancid hamplanet wives.

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Casino Royale.

look at a calendar retard

Having meme genes is a big fuck you to your comment though.

wow that explains a lot

the best song isn't even from a bond movie

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thats everybodys theory mate its not yours! give it back!