Is this the worst Black Mirror episode?

Is this the worst Black Mirror episode?

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Without a fucking doubt

That's not Nose Dive, Fifteen Million merits or Arkangel

I thought that one was actually quite ok, and much much better than San Junipero

>watching Black cock Mirror

The worst episode from S3 was San Junipero.

>being so bothered by color that you can't appreciate British kino

Is that...

>being so cucked that the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear the word black is cock

what exactly made virgins so mad about San Junipero?

I'm extremely insecure and ugly too, user. Girls don't like me either.

>all these leftover /got/ redditors literally defending this soupy fucking agitprop abomination

That's not Waldo's World.

>Blacked Mirror

>San Junipero
lesbian
interracial
unattractive

it's not any particular aspect, it's the combination that makes it SJW.

Yeah, because god forbid a TV show feature lesbians and interracial relationships. What the fuck are you talking about?

Nah worst episode by far was
>DUDE THE GOOBERMENT ARE MAKING YOU BELIEVE THAT REFUGEES ARE ACTUALLY MONSTER MEN WHO KILL AND RAPE!!!! THERE ACTUALLY SUPER COOL AND WE GOTTA SAVE THEM

it was less subtle than a smack to the teeth with a prick and its also the point where i washed my hands with the show

>cuck mirror

What the fuck did you just say to me, you little bitch?

You forgot the "unattractive" part. In western video games they intentionally make female characters ugly, it's an SJW move. I'm not kidding.

Listen I'd be fine with lesbians if they were attractive. And I enjoyed Jessica Jones a lot despite the black dicking.

But all three aspects is pushing it. That unholy combination is god awful and you need to chill out, not everyone needs to enjoy the same things.

You completely missed the point of the episode. It was about how modern soldiers are trained to dehumanise the enemy. In WWII a lot of men didn't shoot the enemy even when they had a clear shot, it wasn't until psychological training was brought in during the 60s that more soldiers started shooting to kill.

The technology in the episode is supposed to be an extension of that. They even say this in the episode itself for fuck's sake

Dude what? Stop being so fucking autistic. Lesbian and interracial relationships are both disgusting but there’s no reason why a combination is any worse

Both of the girls were pretty hot imo

No. It was pro rapefugee garbage and you know it cuck, why else is the first monster we see actually human is a muslim woman in a hijabi

I want to say the one about the cuck being recorded watching porn and has to go on a wild adventure for them to delete the recording was one of the worst but the notion of everyone a guy knew on FB being told 'THIS BOY JERKS OFF' is fucking hilarious, and the cuck's reaction to it is lolworthy. No one would give much of a shit, everyone does it. Then there's the edgy as fucc 'twist' that it's CP.

Glasses was cute

I'm capable of looking past one or two flaws. I'm not some political right wing asshole. I can enjoy some SJW aspects but not when they go full out.

>Lesbian and interracial relationships are both disgusting

I'm pretty sure she was a slavic woman wearing a babushka.

I ENJOY THIS FRAMING, THE MISE EN SCENE IS VERY EMPOWERING

THE VANGUARD OF 3 STRONK WOMYN LEADING THE WAY IN FRONT
THE LIMP WRISTED SOYBOY FOLLOWING BEHIND IN THE BACK

THIS WAS THE LAST TIME THEY SPOKE AS EQUALS #FEMALESUPREMACY #ITSHERTURN

It was the fact he jerked it over cp you fucking idiot

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>cuck mirror

50 million merits and Junipero are the best episodes

prove wrong

Keep slurping up that refugee cock my friend :)

You’re right. God forbids it. Fuck off mate, take your estrogen pills and relax

>a picture of a liberal male plastered over a Facebook post
Yikes...

...

>oh man i love watching my country get taken over by bands of savages its so much fun

I see the BBC shill is here to defend his leftie propaganda show again just like last year by spamming pictures of fat american republicans

>fifteen million
>episode is about a black guy getting hardcore cucked to the point of almost an heroing on live TV
>Sup Forums says it’s the worst episode
Really jogs the neurons

>56%

White trash are worse to be around than muslims in my experience

>the same images in the same order everytime

>Nationalisten kann man nicht essen

San Junipero is the worst episode.

Dude done the same thing last year when the new season came out then and everyone relised its just typical BBC leftie propaganda, hes prob gonna do the same thing next season as well

DUDE LESBIANS

I remember when black mirror was basically "what if technology betrayed us" now its just "why liberals are always right featuring smart phones i guess"

It's probably the only episode with a happy ending for the protagonist.

I think this episode is a lot better if you have a bit of context behind it.

I'm not sure how much Americans are aware of this, but the episode is basically riffing on a certain genre of TV show that's popular in the UK among a certain demographic, women's detective shows. If you've seen shows like Scott and Bailey or Rosemary and Thyne then it becomes obvious that this episode is making fun of them. I think Charlie Brooker even made talked about how much he hated those kinds of shows on screenwipe at one point

downloaded and tried to watch it becus of the qt on the right
got half way through and then deleted a week or so later

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>BECAUSE I'M A LEFTYYYYYYYY

I doubt it. nu-charlie brooker is a loyal ally

Best episode is White Christmas or White Bear.

It was San Junípero, that piece of shit made me stop watching the series

Fucking happy-end, man.
It is the only ep, when I didn't want to threw my phone outta window.

I was absolutely fucking stunned that the new episode with all the sex didn't have the main female as a white chick and all her partners be conspicuously bulky black men.

I can't understand a word of this third episode with the scumbag scousers.

worst episode already. although it is realistic that they killed someone and tried to shift the blame.

That episode is one of the better ones, fuck outta here

Maybe, but they're all pretty bad.

>Happy ending
>Sold his beliefs out to become famous
Ehhhh more like pessimistic ending, either way still one of the top 5 episodes

Your brain on Black Cock Mirror, everyone.

White Christmas yes, white bear no. Thats one of the worst.

If you are finally done with watching Black Mirror and have accepted that it is trash you should check out Inside No. 9, much better anthology show that is also more concise. Has more in common with Twilight Zone too, the half hour runtime per episode makes for better writing.

I like the concept of it. It'd make a great film.
Have you watched Darknet?

Isn't Hang The DJ, kinda, y'know, problematic in this day and age? I know this show likes to push limits but I really don't think it's acceptable. It's almost 2018.

>blacked.com mirror

what a terribly boring season, even if the early seasons were blacked. At least they had somekind of buildup of something very unique. But I am on ep 3 now and all I get is "what happens if somekind of marginal but cool tech thing gets introduced into society"

Its way too plain, not very well thought out and quite, quite boring.

But that's not USS "Women in STEM, fuck all virgin men" Callister.

Definitely not for me. Was originally in my bottom 3, but now that the new seasons aired, it's probably in the middle.

White bear was objectively the best you fucking idiot

I liked how they spiced the show up by having a happy end for once (they shouldn't do it again tho), and how the ending was still a bit spooky, I mean you can't exactly call spending the rest of eternity in a simulation run by some megacorp separated from the real world a true happy end.

You know what I like in this show? The GUIs. They look so smooth.

get fukt

All Black Mirror episodes are the worst. This show sucks ass.

>actually kind dark/depressing tv show
>only 3 seasons in it gets ruined because people apparently want something nicer
Fuck the Netflix audience. What's the point of watching a series that's deliberately advertised as "dark" when you're just gonna complain about it?

I'm only watching it so I can hate it with you guys

Will season 4 come out in 4K?

Haven't seen Darknet. Is it good?

At least they didn't get that Scottish bitch to be anyone other than Scottish. Her Irish accent in Boardwalk Empire is incomprehensible. I had to use fucking subtitles to understand what she was saying. Not like bro Owen, now that's an Irish accent/

DARKNET ON SHOWTIME? LMAO

LITERALLY SJW THE SHOW, HILARIOUSLY BAD

I like it. It has some of the best blood effects I've seen on TV. It's also a semi-anthology series. It's sorta connected, but you don't need to watch in order.

>actually kind dark/depressing tv show
That isn't the mark of a quality show.

No, this show.

Fuck youtu.be/cf15nPwSEDo

>That isn't the mark of a quality show.
Not necessarily, but black mirror made it's name for it's style and outlook, and changing that hasn't worked from what I've seen.

>watching this soap shit
fuck off back to neogaf and tumblr where you belong.

>read everywhere that all protagonists in every s4 episode will be female
>s4e01 is a male protagonist

>implying the virgin white male loser is the protagonist

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worst episode

the worst episode is the final episode of the new season with the stupid museum. i thought every episode this season was pretty solid except for that drivel. the way it all came together in the end was so heavy handed and stupid.

>watching Crocodile
>80 pound woman chokes a big guy

I thought USS Callister was ridiculous but come on.

>the ending of the last episode
Wow, some social justice bullshit. Because the endings must always be definitive and the good guys always gotta win, right?
Seriously, is that supposed to feel good and is anyone supposed to be rooting for the "good guy"?

These would be so much better if they were 10-15 minutes long and left vague. Every single one of them just takes the concept and rides it into the ground. It truly is a modern take on the twilight zone.

AFTER THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME

KING OF SPACE

>It's a "How d'you do, fellow kids? We just found out that NuTrek and the Orville are a thing." episode
Fucking CRINGE

no the worst episode was waldo one.

San junipero is the worst.

It doesn't even follow the show overall logic (of technology being used for evil)

I have to admit I actually quite enjoyed that one, I don't get the hate for it. The plot felt like something you might see in Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex

Worst episode for me is probably White Bear