Jane Bond, On Xer Majesty's Secret Service

Jane Bond, On Xer Majesty's Secret Service

Did you copy my message from Sup Forums or did we have the exactly same idea at the same time?

>Did you copy my message from Sup Forums

Yes :3

(((Broccoli)))

Did you copy my message from Sup Forums or did we have the exactly same idea at the same time?

She's just paying lip-service and doesn't want to make waves. As one of the main producers she knows not to fuck with the current winning formula.

Ok. It weirded me out to just come to Sup Forums and find the exact same quote.

Can we get a transgender boi, who only has sex with balding transwomen. Please. We need representstiom

One of the best arguments I heard against a black bond is that he wouldn't be able to do any espionage in Eastern Europe, and its true. How is Idras Elba going to infiltrate the Kremlin or some radical Russian group? Or anywhere in Asia? Or anywhere that isn't USA, UK, or Africa?

>Hold it right there, Blofeld!

You're Only Gendered Twice

You Only Assign Genders Twice

>literally has her position because of her father and his work
It's a stupid idea from someone with a stupid name.

>barbara broccoli

>James Norton
I think I'd rather have a black or a woman.

worst porn-name ever.

"Die, Mens" Are Forever

From Russia With Pansexual Love

>DUH NESS DAMES BON GOOD BAY BLAG OR WOMA HU HU HU

I honestly can't wait til the next entertainment crash.

>the likely audience of bond is white males
>fuck that lets make bond a nigger or a slut
>it bombs because they forget to make it good
>"nu-bond ratings low because of alt-right racist troll campaign"

>americans fear the broccoli

This.

She should concentrate on the next movie. To make sure that one is done well.

>inb4 meme afro hair

>barbara broccoli

oh look women ruin something again

who are the men that put these women in charge of stuff?

>trying to destroy Ian Flemmings original art based on some of his true stories
>ruining a specific character details that won`t make any sense to alter
>and literally trying shove a man in a literal chik flic that gets women wet
why are jews doing this bros? im getting fed up
Ian would be rolling in his grave if he was to see this article

Yeah how's nu-Star Wars going in your opinion?

woman"

maybe the men are letting women have a go just so everyone can see how much they suck at everything

The 'Her' refers to the Queen

At this point I don't care what they do with any of these characters. They reboot and rejigger all these franchises so much they lose all cohesion. It's like, why even bother watching it, it'll be erased by the studio in a year.

what do if its star wars dindu nuthin?

>wrong sex
>wrong color
How does it feel to be on the wrong side of history Sup Forums?

dr no

Dr Hoe

Why do women need to ruin James Bond? They have Atomic Blonde.

Because it's successful and fun, which means it's the patriarchy and must be destroyed.

Why do women hate everything men enjoy?

Would love to see James take on Mossad agents trying to subvert his nation's culture

Huh, seems like every major franchise has a female producer now. I thought men and the patriarchy were preventing that? Or is it that those are bullshit and women have had a leg up wherever they go in life?

Huh...

Bond, it has come to our attention that a powerful cabal of jewish villains is attempting to destroy white christian civilization. Your mission is to infiltrate this group and stop them, by any means.

I know the perfect actress for this role.

>nigger
>being a spy
>not everyones head turning once a nigger walks into a room
how will this work?

Why not Indian or Pakistani?

Getting tired of le ebin gender swap shit. If they want to have strong female role models, make new characters.

Or shit, adapt Velvet to the big screen.

You Only Vacuum Twice

The names bond...james bond

>muslim bond

this would be a master-stroke

The Spy who Misgendered Me

Diamonds Are a Patriarchal Symbol of the Ownership and Oppression of Women Forever

Octoboipussy

Live and Let White Male Die

People were saying Idris Elba would make a great next Bond before Idris Elba became a meme to be honest, and I'd watch it.

You know they're going to do something like that and make the fan theory that 'James Bond' is the code name for the agent and not their actual name in order to make it more legit

It's a boring franchise. All the 007 movies I remember loving have aged like milk.

If Bond becomes a woman, will we have 'bond boys' instead of 'bond girls'?.

Bond being black is fine. The character isn’t defined by his colour

He is defined by his gender though, which is why a female one is shit. Unlike, say, Doctor Who, where it really doesn’t matter.

>Bond being black is fine.

Negro detected.

No, female bond will be a lesbian. They might make bond a girl but they wont risk alienating their predominately male fan-base further.

I’m very pale and white.

>I’m very pale and white.

This is precisely what an irl negro would say.

The names bond

I think they mainly say nigga

Black 007

The name is Bond...

It bugs me a shit ton less than female Bond.

The character is literally based on real life people, and guess what? They're all white.

i dont hate this....

I don't get it. Why has the movies industry to shit on everything while they suicide?
Why do they so stupidly think having a name while having nothing that made that name important will keep the public?
How many flops they need?

She's just being nice.

He can’t carry a film not leading man material in the international markets

Was about to post this

WEWUZ SPIES N SHIET

fuck off Sup Forums, and take your 3 inch virgin dick with you

Why can't he be Asian?

This would be extremely hot. Let's do both

damn my parents were trying to feed me KIKE PROPAGANDA

Jesus Christ, why can't people create new characters instead of altering the race or gender of existing ones and ruining the franchise?

I don't understand why they would do that. They could just have James Bond retire and have some other agent take on the 007 title.

Just make a movie about a female super spy and heavily market it as "the female James Bond".

You could remake Rambo as a black guy. You could make a lesbian black Termintaor. You can't make James Bond anything but a white male chauvinist.