So Sup Forums, are you excited for the inevitable film of the century?

So Sup Forums, are you excited for the inevitable film of the century?

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I'm very excited to see how they'll fuck it up. Imagine the disneyfied cast! Though I guess HK-47 doesn't need much disneyfication, he's already a quipping redditbot.

too many white people

hk humour != le reddit poe jokes

Kreia and the themes of that game are too smart for the mouse. It will never happen.

Have hope user, maybe this isn't the worst timeline

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Oh yeah, sure he isn't.

>I do not believe my master knew who he was for most of the time

Pure banta

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>When the Jedi went nearly extinct, the only Princess we find is personally responsible for at least 40% of the war effort leading to the downfall of the Empire
Kreia is always right.

>Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeetra surik
No

TLJ already dealt with similar ideas as KOTOR2, though.

>TLJ already dealt with similar ideas as KOTOR2, though.

>activates shadow generator with disembodied hand

It’s a pretty bad timeline

I mean he's not wrong.
The cave man banging rocks that can't produce sparks together over kindling is technically working with similar ideas to the medieval black smith fueling a furnace. Only one of them actually accomplishes something with it.

Spot the retard.

>female exile
nah bruh
Jedi Jesus will always be canon

>kylo ren>Jacen
>Rey>Jaina
>thinking Disney won't come up with a better name

>post-modern deconstruction of Star Wars
didnt we already get that this year?

Who let the tripfag out of the cuck shed?

Oh boy i can't wait for black Revan, Latino Carth, oversimplified Kreia, PG-13 HK-47, beta Bao Dur, evil white Canderous, Mary Sue Meetra etc.
For the love of god i hope they won't touch the KOTOR era, so that it might stay the way it is.

It will never happen.
Disney will never make a KotOR movie, and it boggles my mind the naivety required to think they will.

Even if there is 5% chance that its pure kotor kino? Id take the risk, if you don't like it just dont call it canon, much like nuwars

So that Disney will ruin it even worse than SWTOR already did? Yea nah thanks.

Soyboy Johnson is getting to make his own era.

>black Revan
WIth big, deep Pockets, if you catch my drift.

Quips, reddit, now cuck.
Are you trying to win a prize, 56%er orc?

>Darth Blather

Still gonna be a pathetic little white girl that nips at revan's heels all day and has no personal agency.

>"What do you mean he can "absorb" the force, Revan-senpai? I've never heard of such a thing. Not even from that inconsequential sith lord kreia, who is insignificant to both of our pasts and futures."
We could have had JEDI JESUS and we're going to get this instead.

>Fellow Jesus bro

Yes, even if there with the chance at pure Kino, because Disney won't stop at making one or two films. They'll make a fuckload of stupid toys or background characters, background movies like "Mical: A Star Wars Story", Kotor remake by EA, add characters like Brianna to Forces of Destiny etc. They'll milk it as long as they can.

Get out of here Woolie.

>cannot distinguish pure work of art from blather

>maybe this isn't the worst timeline
it is

J U S T

this is non real, user. Anything after kotor 2 is a meme

*inhales* oh no no no

Both are about how the star wars universe inherently thrives on conflict that causes the common people to suffer, and how the Jedi are rulesautists that always cause their own downfall, and the protagonist succeeds because they follow their own path rather than be pigeonholed into preexisting religious dogma.

Of course KOTOR2 goes into more depth because one is a 50 hour video game and the other is a 2.5 hour movie

I still can't believe how utterly Revan and the Exile were fucked and butchered in SWTOR

>implying the exile isn't a qt space asian

I really cant understand why I and all the other SWTOR players fell for the hype. I guess I was just chasing the dream of another SWG but it was a horrible instanced themepark of a game with dialogue I skipped.

guy I picked, too

The difference is set up and execution. In KotOR 2 the galaxy has suffered massive wars over a 50 year period which saw the Jedi reduced greatly. In TLJ Luke caused the downfall of the Jedi through shitty writing.

I still don't understand how it got this bad in KOTOR2, when the jedi had it pretty good in KOTOR1.

The Republic was fucked by the Mandalorian War and Jedi Civil War. Revan didn't stick around to help stabilize the Republic and vanished into the Unknown Regions. Kreia and her Sith started hunting down the Jedi after that.

We should've known back then that it was a stupid idea. If swtor didn't exist we probably would have kotor 3 right now (althought it probably would be DA:I or Andromeda levels of shit)

In the mainline series the galaxy has been in a constant state of war for almost 60 years and the Jedi have been extinct for half a century.

compare to KOTOR 1-2 where the jedi go from weakened but still powerful to completely extinct in like three years

This. Also most based jedi die in mando wars/turned dark side. What remained was liberal cucks like the ones we meet in kotor 2

Mandalorian wars>Jedi Civil War>Malak. The Republic was so fucked up that they had to rely on the former Dark Lord and take the risk of him turning to the Dark Side again only to defeat Malak. At the final battle in KOTOR 1 Dantooine was destroyed and the Jedi Masters were scattered. It was said that the Republic was on the verge of collapse if not for Bastila's few victories due to her battle meditation, and that was before they even captured Revan. The Star Forge attack was probably the last offense the Republic could made towards Malak's Empire. So you can see why they'll lose even more after Nihilus, Traya and Sion surfaced.

Gotta remember Nihilus was going around gobbling people up. The last time the Jedi convened he ate that entire planet.

KOTOR 2 exile versus TOR exile is more what I'm bitching about. I think if disney has to make a choice they'll just go with TOR canon and fuck over everything about how the exile was equal to or even stronger than revan as long as they could symbiote/parasite with their true allies. And how the exile never did, and probably never will recover their true connection to the force. that was always cool to me because it's implied that no matter what else happens, the exile, unlike revan, is not going to depend on the force, or "the jedi way" or "the sith code."
also, the exile, whose entire story arc revolves around betrayal (of the jedi order, or even just atris) and being betrayed (kreia, obviously. But also the republic that they saved be ENDING the mandalorians and revan who either sent them to die at malachor with the rest of the soldiers he though wouldn't follow him or just left them behind alone and cut off from the force) gets jobbed for implicitly trusting a sith lord to have their back?
just wtf

i had fun with it, maxed out every class/story played pvp etc

would rather trade all that for kotor 3 tho

>kotor movie
No chance for the foreseeable future. To the average person it would just look like a remake.

>implying there weren't a shit ton of jedi that turned to the dark side and that Dantooine wasn't obliterated

Great Sith War>Mandalorian War>Jedi Civil War>KOTOR 1>KOTOR2 all happened in the span of about 40-50 years

most of the Jedi that turned were the ones that went with Revan to fight in the Mando wars, who, while not insignificant in number ,were stated to have been a minority within their overall ranks. and the Dantooine enclave wasn't the main one, numerous mentions of the Jedi Temple on coruscant are still made in the games

Kavar just wanted his royal pussy

The jedi conclave on katarr spoke for a majority of "active" jedi that were killed after the JCW. The game states that you're the last jedi, but I think it's implied that they're only coming after you because you're the only one they can find. The rest are probably yoda'd off somewhere like tython or ilum. The temple on coruscant is empty because wherever jedi gather in numbers nihlus finds and eats them.

that's because almost all of the shit in KOTOR1 is a TFA-styled remix of the recognizable shit from the prequels and OT

the only interesting stuff to come from the entire Old Republic brand is from KOTOR2

>that's because almost all of the shit in KOTOR1 is a TFA-styled remix of the recognizable shit from the prequels and OT
Like what?

>the only interesting stuff to come from the entire Old Republic brand is from KOTOR2
KOTOR II is basically a well done version of TLJ.

>that's because almost all of the shit in KOTOR1 is a TFA-styled remix of the recognizable shit from the prequels and OT
Exactly, because this is what sells.
A KotOR movie would just be a reboot to people, but without the draw of nostalgia from the other movies.

>Like what?
Is this a serious question?

>Like what?
>evil super weapon space station
>villain with mechanical prosthesis
>galactic civil war between good guy jedi and bad guy sith
>not-yoda
Of course this is just the wrapper on top of a generic Bioware search-for-the-macguffin RPG, but it really introduces nothing new or interesting to the Star Wars setting.

>evil super weapon space station
An entirely different space station who's purpose is also vastly different.
>villain with mechanical prosthesis
His jaw? So similiar to Vader.
>galactic civil war between good guy jedi and bad guy sith
How is that similiar to the OT or the PT? You can say shit like that about any SW story ever, including the movies.
>not-yoda
Ok, fair enough. But it's not like Yoda is the only one of his species or whatever.

Tell me you are joking.

Are you retarded?

I don't think you understand what remix means. It doesn't mean they literally put the exact same things in, it means they lift the concept and make superficial, but meaningful changes.

>You can say shit like that about any SW story ever, including the movies.
It turns out a lot of Star Wars extended universe stuff is derivative shit. Who would have guessed?

>It turns out a lot of Star Wars extended universe stuff is derivative shit. Who would have guessed?
Including KOTOR II.

The space station is the only thing, the rest is reaching.
What's most baffling is that the Starforge is still the most advanced piece of technology that I'm aware of the entire EU, and it's used during the Old Republic.

>shut up robot
>dark side points gained
lol wut

Not really. It doesn't follow any of the standard Star Wars formula. It's pretty much explicitly in opposition to a lot of Star Wars' sacred cows.

How is the villain being mechanically augmented and talking through a voice box reaching? He's an obvious Vader analogue.

>It's not the Death Star, it's the Star Forge
>It's not R2, it's T3
>It's not Han Solo, it's Carth
>It's not Chewie, it's Zalbar
>It's not the Empire, it's the Sith Empire
>It's not Stormtroopers, it's Sith Troopers
>It's not Tie Fighters, it's Sith fighter
>It's not Millennium Falcon, it's the Ebon Hawk
>It's not Destroyer Droids, it's Sith War Droids
>It's not Anakin with Boba's mask, It's Revan
>It's not Vader without a helm, it's Malak
>It's not Yoda, it's Vandar

Are you?
In how much denial do you have to be pretend that KotOR is not a massive visual and thematic rip off?
They did the exact same thing Disney did with TFA, just rip everything off to evoke nostalgia.
And I don't blame them, it was the best way to sell their product, but KotOR always worked best as a re-imaging of Star Wars.

It's always been the consensus that KOTOR is a hackjob. It was just fun being able to be an asshole.

Almost all of these stuff are in KOTOR 2. My point is, KOTOR I has a vastly different story than the OT or the prequels, no matter how you spin it around.

>It's not Han Solo, it's Carth
>It's not Anakin with Boba's mask, It's Revan
>It's not Vader without a helm, it's Malak
Holy shit, you're retarded.

It will be this exact game based on the story of the game and the shitty sequel, even!!!
not another unrelated old republic story
but one about sith edgelords because that is what disney is all about

>heroes band together to battle the evil jedi and blow up his giant space station
Super different, yeah.

All of it from KotOR 1 except the wookie.

Your reaching, i could just as easily say TPM is a OT rip-off.

>It's not the death star, its the droid control ship
>Remember r2?
>It's not the empire, its the trade federation
>It's not stormtroopers, its battle droids
>it's not tie figthers, its droid starfighters
>its not the millennium falcon, it's the naboo star skiff

Oh no, I hurt the feelings of a faggot that palyed KotoR in high school
This seem like a good time to tell you that EU and KotOR were never canon, and George likely had no idea wtf it was anyway.

Zalbaar is from KotOR 1. He hangs out with Mission.

>TPM is a OT rip-off.
It obviously was in parts, but then it's a prequel that takes place 20 years before the OT, not 4000 years. Doesn't excuse the hackjob that Kotor was.

>Hurr durr I was only pretending to be retarded to troll you

>i could just as easily say TPM is a OT rip-off.
You think?

Oh yea, you're right. But there was some wookie in 2 as well I think.

Didn't troll at all. Why are you getting triggered by the truth?

Yeah, but he was a villain obsessed with murdering the girl who saved him.

Kreia was a crigny old hag

worst character

Centerpoint Station predates any galactic civilization.

Pessimistic Statement: It's going to be yet another pile of shit, master.

everything about that image is embarrassing. it's astonishing that so many people above the age of 12 are invested in a series literally called "star wars"

what the fuck

Carth and Han are nothing alike. Carth is a Republic soldier with trust issues from some pretty big betrayals by people he trusted.

Too late now, Lucas should've let people do star wars movies just like he did with books and games

it reeked through tlj that rian johnson is a massive kotor 2 fan, sadly for us, hes not based avellone
i feel so sorry for that guy kotor2 got shafted by lucasarts and is still superior to kotor in story

I mean the trailers looked fucking cool, yet the game had absolutely nothing to do with them. I just played it for a while when it was free, but just got bored and watched all the Revan stuff on Youtube after which i only felt insulted

Same role in the structure of the story and similar personality, it's quite obvious he was a Han rip off.

It wasn't even worth being the game of its own year. It's shit only liked by nostalgiafags who played it when they were edgy teenagers.