Jesus Christ, soyboy. It's just a pizza

Jesus Christ, soyboy. It's just a pizza.

>tfw this is my hairline

Yikes, hope you're at least 40, bro.

>hope you're at least 40, bro

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>he doesn't degrease his pizza

Are you kidding me? How redditpilled are you to not degrease your pizza?

>eating straight carbs and fat
>worried about the lubricant that sends it through your colon

the pizzas just look bad, you get better frozen pizza here

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how the fuck is this not satire

I hope you don't live in Italy because your pizza is total shit.

It happens. Low self esteem and rarely drinking.

>putting uranium oxide into your cake

How faggot one must be to eat a pizza with fork and knife

it is, the joke's on you

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jesus. How does he manage to fuck up everything in a slight, yet stupid way? He's just dumb, I guess. This Jackkino was hilarious, haven't seen it. Thanks for posting

>mfw he doesn't soak the excess grease

fat boy

I show it for my cousins and mother, all they laughed at the faggots Americans.
And yes, they are more white than you Pablo Smith.

You know they (jewish) put (((soy))) in the oil right? If you don't wipe your pizza your a cuck

am I doing it right guys????

it actually looks exactly like the meme pizza from kitchen nightmares

looks p good desu

why are so many whites soyboys? and why, given that this is the case, is white genocide considered a bad thing? just let it happen, jesus. it's mercy

pewdiepie is doing food reviews?

>trying this hard

no, tell me what's shitty about Italian pizza

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It's ok. No oil on fingers, clothes, phone, car, keys.
+ no digesting bacteria from door handles.

please no more
>puts glove on
fuck me dead

I guarantee that outfit costs more than you make in a year. He'd be an absolute ass to eat with his hands.

A good pizza should not be this greasy. But to be fair I order my pizza well done with lite cheese.

kill me lad

>complains about how someone eats a slice of pizza in a Sup Forums-board about movies and television

>he let it slap the pan

Learn how to be neat and clean you beasts.

where does he live? where does this take place? who is this guy?

HOly FUCK what is wrong with this country

>Pan
>nice and cold

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fucking americans can't coffee.

>I hope you don't live in Italy because your pizza is total shit.

We manly men enjoy eating pure grease, we so manly, right Sup Forums bros?

LAY it away from yourself

He isn't wrong. Italians are stuck up cunts who refuse to innovate and stick to dead recipes. Americans are actually better at making pizza than Italians.

the worst part is its twist off

where's the coffee?

source: your ass

Trying what, "soyboy"?

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American """cuisine""" pisses me off so god damn much.

>Americans are actually better at making pizza than Italians.

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It's a fucking opinion I don't need to source shit

dont you have basic hygiene skills before you eat?

she even holds utensils like a faggot

the pizza I ate in the US was literally and objectively in no way better or worse than the pizza I eat in Germany

Do you always go wash before you eat out?

dude, I would kill to have his hair.

god. what is even the point?

CAN HE FUCKING DO ANYTHING RIGHT?

Someone say food kino?

i dont go out

He was comparing American pizza to Italian pizza, not German pizza.
Und wenn du nur zum Dominojuden gehst oder Tiefkühl"""pizza""" isst, dann brauchst du sowieso die Klappe nicht aufzureißen.

Ban all dumb food webm posters.

Stop wasting our time with that shit

>can't open a design meant to be used by literal drunkards

>Italians are stuck up cunts who refuse to innovate and stick to dead recipes
>opinion

>SODIUMED

Why is this board so obsessed with faggots?

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t. Shlomo

hab ich mit keiner silbe behauptet sojajunge
man sieht aber nur amis hier rumprahlen mit ihrer achsogeilen pizza

what's your point? we're winning

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>potato gene
>didn't cut the literal potato in half
WE WHO ARE ABOUT TO DIE SALUTE YOU CESAR...SALAD!

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>bottle opener on a screwy
enjoy that microglass in your drink

Amerikanische """Pizza""" ist ekelhafter fettiger Fraß.
Die Pizzen die man in Deutschland bekommt sind kein Stück besser, es sei denn du isst im Restaurant vernünftige Steinofenpizza. Insofern hast du also recht mit deinem Post, aber verrätst dich auch als Tiefkühlpizza fressender Unterschichtler. Warum du Pizza aus Deutschland überhaupt ins Spiel bringst erschließt sich mir nicht; die Unterhaltung drehte sich um italienische Pizza vs. amerikanische.

>crust first
DAHNULD STOP

what's wrong with this?

Shouldn't he put the sauce on before toppings so he can spread it out?

That was Pizza Slut's whole advertising campaign.

>being so fastidious with the crisps

gets me everytime

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yum

Goddamn, that surprise ending was fucking horrible.

What's in the pot?

That looks kind of gross desu i'd rather just eat those doritos.

boiled corn

t. sickly malnourished pale skinnyfat pleb

Weight. Clue. Sex.

wow no thanks