THE UNSTOPPABLE TRIO

>the high king of litty
>the Scottish queen of tummies
>the prince of comfy 2000's comedy
This movie was destined to succeed

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Oh and he was ok too

he was the worst thing about this movie, holy shit...

but i'll take the trifecta.

It is crazy that Jumanji will make more $$$ than Justice League here in the US (and maybe at the worldwide box office)

...

Why did they cast a very attractive white woman instead of a frumpy forgettable Asian woman?

Truly a mystery

>6'5
Lololollo

Is Robin Williams in this?

He's such a Zeddemore.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=0l1MTYcjazE

She has ugly knees

It was fun to me to see Colin Hanks and Jack Black not interact in the same movie again.

She knows

I don't like nor dislike this movie. Was kinda shit but the nice kind of shit.

>You will never be her designated sweat wiper

youtube.com/watch?v=1_dWdyOjwEo

Why hollywood keep casting cute asians as the frumpy nerdy forgettable woman?

Give

I just got caught up with this season of the Exorcist, can we talk about how decent this guys performance is?

>that
>cute
lad, the only cute asian girls are the asian girls (boys)

I'd rather post Karen

Could we maybe compromise and post Cho with Brianna?

what do they mean by
#litty

Do what you must

Hey! It's that guy from Off-Center and American Pie!
What's his name again?

character ranks

Jack Black > Rock > pretty redhead >>> loud black man

i think it was harold, but might've been kumar. not sure.

Rock > Jack Black > loud black man > the metal guy > pretty redhead

I would put the Jonas brother above Hart. Maybe some of the NPCs too

Watch Columbus one of the best movies of the year and most people don't know about it.

She stars in it also

If not what I must... then what I can?

>likes nigger music
Typical Scottish cocksucker

i've always wondered how many total grams the rocks on, my guess would be 2g test alone

It must have been so fun filming this flick

youtube.com/watch?v=onvex84qt6E

Love her stockings

Who could have predicted that Jumanji remake would be getting more unironic praise than star wars

I would literally eat raw turds out of Karen asshole

How is the movie?
Does it kill the memory of the first one?

Dude, this sounds really interesting.
Moments like this are when I still truly appreciate Sup Forums and am reminded as to why I still come here.

I'll definitely check this out, thanks.

It's just as good, some parts are better

>On the left: Charles Barkley, 6’6 Power Forward
>On the right: Shaquille O’Neal, 7’1 Center
>In the middle: “6’5” Dwayne Johnson


How tall is he really, Sup Forums?

>stretch marks already

damn that's tough..

>>the Scottish queen of tummies
And queen of my heart.

t b h? Jumanji was the PERFECT palate cleanser movie after seeing that abomination of star wars. And I feel like it was like that for a lot of people

>Hating on bases Rock/Hart comedy duo
Seriously ?
Wish daddario was in this too but Karen is QT

Yeah she stretches quite well though

i lick her so good

God Imagine the stench of her feet after a whole party night with all star shoes

He's at least 6 foot

>half naked at the end of the webm
>still has her shoes on

Jack Black (very impressed how believable his acting was) > Rock > Karen = Pilot guy > Hart

They were funnier in Central Intelligence

I felt like they wasted so much potential with jumanji in exploring game concepts. It's actually quite rare to see movies where people are stuck in a game. Also Bobby Cannavale was fucking wasted he did nothing

>How is the movie?
It knew what it wanted to be (a fun, action adventure flick) and did it well. Solid character interactions too

>Does it kill the memory of the first one?
spoilers I guess

but in the opening, a teen finds the board game on a beach and brings it to a buddy. the buddy looks at it and goes "nobody plays board games anymore" and tosses it aside and goes to play a video game. Then the board game transforms into a video game cartridge

I thought it was a cool adaptation that added to the series.

Nice vid, cuck.

>standing next to 1.68 m Jack Black

...

same

>those postcard sized photos in giant picture frames
what did they mean by this

Jack Black is kino in every role he plays. He made the King Kong movie, nice to see him in a similar role

I'm seeing triple here, nine Gillians!

>cuck
explain

Is the rock black?

*licks off camera*

he's 1/2 Polynesian. I don't believe any part of him is black

Why'd you post Haley?
What do you mean, where?

Jack Black is a force of nature that cannot be stopped

american white.

Yeah, the CGI'd him in for the last few scenes. Weirdly enough, he is dubbed by Benedict Cumberbatch. Williams does voice their cyborg dog sidekick for the whole thing. Really odd choice, definitely subverted my expectations.

Jack Black was on another level acting!

I honestly believed he was that girl

I had no intention of going to see this film but after reading this thread I am suprisingly considering it. A good jack black film (I didn't even know he was in this I thought it was just the rock and Kevin Hart) along with the rock getting litty is tempting me.

the only reason I watched this movie was because jack black was in it

Because she is in Columbus with John Cho and you were posting John Cho with karen saying he's a fine actor

It was good. Reminded me of Tropic Thunder a little bit but much more family friendly.
7/10

>Bobby Cannavale
Easily worst thing about it.
Villain seemed way out of place, not his fault.

>Columbus
WHENS THE BLU-RAY RELEASE
It was shot in my home city

underrated

It's genuine LinklaterKino though

Last week I had a dream that I was Ben 10, but my omnitrix turned me into different Jack Black characters

You could have cut the villain entirely and it wouldn't have made much of a difference at all. Other than that, it was a damn fun adventure flick. Weirdly Penis-positive for a modern Hollywood family flick.

I would watch the shit out of that

Did you have Bernie Jack Black?

Uhhh fuckin thank you for posting about Columbus. I have not heard of this at all.
Looks really good and I'm obsessed with Haley at the moment.

From what I remember it was Nacho Libre, School of Rock, Giant Jack Black from gulligans island, and a green lantern Jack Black. Don't know why he was Green Lantern but it worked

lol the chick is 5'11 and the rock claims 6'5

Either late 90's or early 2000's there was a green lantern movie in development which would have started Jack Black.

that is kino in the making
holy shit

Really? That would explain the edits

6'1-ish

this
look at other sources

5"10 King of the manlets

why is that girl almost as tall as the rock? she's not even in heels

He's about 6'3".

>white girl
>big black dude with a long penis
>a fat white cuck
Pottery.

she's 6'0

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>all these autists in the comments arguing about her height
top jej

Yes, his dad is a Canadian black man and his mom is a native from Hawaii.

jack black is way too fucking hamy. i just rewatched tropic thunder and he was just annoying

The Rock didn't fuck my waifu did he?
Please tell me Karen is still pure...

Her Instagram says 5'11

FUND IT

I was dragged to this and expected to hate it. It's not half bad. Last third dips hard though.

Expect little, get pleasantly surprised. The Rock should really try to reprise Arnold's career. They fit the exact same category.