Really #Sup Forums?? Star Wars?

I come here to see what's going on and post after post is about Star Wars?

Get a life!

With love, Captain Kirk

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Was there any bitches on TOS you didn't get to fuck? Also I loved your turkey frying video 2 or 3 thanksgivings ago

Tarantual will fix everything.

Niggers in Space: Where Da White Wommen AT?

# ISHYGDDT

Based Denny Crane

fuck off and change your depends you hack

We’re all just trying to kill the hype and put ST back on top. Heres hoping to see you slay some space babes again in Tarantino’s new flick. I for one will be tuning into your new show about the eurotrip or whatever

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Such language 9235593!

We're sorry Captain Kirk. Forgive us.

twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/946836954867318785

HOLY SHIT

Star trek > star wars

everyone knows this but no one wants to admit it. maybe now after the latest shitfest of a star wars movie they will understand

Hey Shatner, sorry for the star wars shitposting. We'll be back on track in a month, don't worry.

Don't worry, Bill. I've never even looked at the Star Wars threads never mind contributed.

What are your thoughts on the new star trek?

Based

You're posting in a thread with Shatner himself now brah

Based Kirk always the best captain

Have you seen Discovery? Opinions?

We love you too Captain Kirk

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Holy shit, it's actually him.

Have a happy new year Shatner

PET ME, SENPAI

wew

This fucking timeline

is new generation any good? the original series was great, not sure if I should keep going tho, I'm afraid it will go downhill.

Shatner senpai notice me

Happy new year captain.

Blame Disney, they want 1 per year, is their fault, at least Star Trek takes its time.

>le stupid wars shit
I don't care about neither, to be honest. I rather have a classic russian.

Make more Star Trek you cuck

Mr Shatner quick, what's your opinon about the Black Mirror episode who decimates Original Star Trek?

Are you a no-coiner ? If no, could you please shill XRB, possible the best successor to Bitcoin.

It offers truly feeless and instant transactions and has already helped Venezuelans beat their dire situation in a struggling and broken down economy.

Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

OK GUYS WE HAVE A REAL CELEBRITY. EVERYBODY BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR AND CLEAN YOUR THREADS AS GOOD AS YOU CAN.

I wonder how many actors/directors actually come here regularly

Oh captain, my captain.

We'll get past Star Wars as soon as another train wreck happens.

SOMEONE CLEAR OUT THE PISS BOTTLES

Rick and Morty creator would go on Sup Forums and constantly shit on himself and the show to get a raise out of people.

Based. Kirk is best captain.

>implying he isn't a red pilled guy who hate feminazis

Please tell us your thoughts on the new Star Trek

Next Generation bucks the trend and improves with each season and they ended on a high note. You might even say it's litty.

Watch the HD versions if you can.

this is old news, Shatner has been around for a good couple of years.

>Implying the Shat watches Tumblr Mirror

We can't help it Senpai!

he is literally in this thread right now

Quick, everyone be racist and shit so that William Shatner is tainted via association.

The legit autist or the drunktard?

inb4 piss bottles and Kirk/Spock pillows and fanfics

Alright, which non Kirk Captain is the best?
strawpoll.me/14722447

I guess you haven't seen the STD generals...

Next Gen is the superior Trek show. Bite me, Shatner. I love TOS but TNG is much better.

NOT COOL

Shatner I just wanted to say you're a big guy

It's just Disney bots spam. Star Wars is just a meme/joke here.

The actual likeable one. The one that hangs out with H3

I'm convinced, I'm off to watch the climax of William Shatner's Star Trek career and really his legacy to the franchise, that's right, I'm going to watch Star Trek: Generations

Shatner, is it true, as it has been claimed, that you are the notorious cunnyposter??!?!

Yeah, I know,

Hi Shatner, you seem like a nice fellow.

>I come here to see what's going on and post after post is about Star Wars?
I mean when a movie is such an incredible shit show despite being part of one of the most popular film series ever it's hard not to shitpost about it constantly.

No doubt Dan Schneider come here to brag about fucking all Sup Forums waifus.

>piss bottles haven't been cleared out
>Star Wars threads haven't been hidden
>Shatner has already been called a cuck or hack
>Almonds haven't been activated
oh no...

Hey William, what's your thoughts on the new JJ trek movies? What about Tarantino making one?

goddammit guys

oh, thanks, I'll definitely watch it.

>mfw i've probably called william shatner an underage faggot

>OOGA BOOGA *SMACKS LIPS* WOOOOO
>AYE FOOKIN BYPORSSED THA COMPRESSAH INNIT
>CHING CHONG PUYONG WHY THE FUCK AM I EVEN HERE LMAO

>mfw now wondering if Shatner isn't one of the meme posters in /trek/ generals

Send us your best Banepost Captain.

Let's see
DeadMau5
Shatner
Guy from Whitest Kids You Know
Jenna Jameson
Brazzers folks
Other famous pornstars
Zelda Willams
Hideki Kamiya
Milo
Cory in the House
TayTay
Someone from BLACKED
Jeez, I'm forgetting a lot.

Which Shiki would you Yuyu?

Crackpot theory.


What if Shatner started Baneposting?

I could see that

>UH OH HOTDOG

god damnit, this ain't a reddit AMA you fags. quit the "what's your thoughts" shit. be original.

MODS STICKY THIS THREAD

at least the sheer amount of threads has finally died down.

I love him because of this song.
youtube.com/watch?v=ainyK6fXku0

>tfw Shatner is the Fat Riker poster

Hi Bill!
Star Trek> Star Wars

Were you here for TFA? This isn’t half as bad. It’ll die off after a few weeks.

notice me senpai

Computer, end program immediately!

Sorry Mr Shatner, we will be back to our regularly scheduled programing in a few weeks.

Hey Bill did Dukat do anything wrong?

go to hell, reddit. people can post whatever they want.

What are your personal criticisms of the new Star Wars trilogy?

Could you save episode 9?

Fuck it really is Shatner.
Sorry Bill, I keep asking them to post about Picard but they won't listen.

Hey Shatner, Banepost with me?

It was real, all of it

FUCK DISNEY

Both Star Wars and Star Trek are in bad shape as artistic franchises at the moment. JJ Abrams, the business interests that he works for, and others like him first wrecked Star Trek and then did the same thing to Star Wars. Even the silliest, worst episode of the 60s ST show, for example, at least had soul. On the other hand, Star Trek (2009) was cookie-cutter garbage, a teen soap opera set on a starship. Of the garbage that was The Force Awakens I will not now speak at length. Suffice it to say that it makes the mediocre Lucas prequels seem almost passable in comparison. I don't know to what extent these problems are forced on the industry by financial pressures brought about by competition from other media, piracy, and so on - but the problems exist.
There's post after post about Star Wars here because these movies sum up the entire arc of the descent of Hollywood into dreck. The arguments that rage over every aspect of every SW film serve as a way to discuss the meaning of modern filmmaking in general. Alright, who am I kidding, 90% of such arguments are idiots shouting at other idiots. But the other 10% are what I am talking about.
I wasn't around here back when the last couple of new Star Trek films came out, but I hope that there was a similar (although almost certainly coming from fewer people) level of criticism towards them as there is now here regarding Star Wars.

For sure.

>tfw Shatner is throwing his head back and chuckling at the autistic replies in the thread and his twitter post.

you cheeky bastard Kirk.

Oh yeah.
Alex Jones
Joe Rogan
Steve Bannon
Lauren Southern
Jon Tron
Faggot Pewdiepie
More youtubers
I'm still not listing a bunch.

Kirk is just jealous of Star Wars lmao

holy fuck

Dane DeHaan made an AMA once
He said he was a guy from the industry, then people started figuring out who he was

you now realise Shatner is the one shitposting the BLACKED threads

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