Witcher

>Tell me!!! Am i Your Fate?
>You are something more, Ciri. Something MORE.

Fuck blacked asian soy bois. This is THE story,

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Cast em

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pls talk:|
imdb says it is just about chemically modified monster hunter :((

That two sword shit is annoying. Like a silver sword thrust through a man's chest won't kill him, so you have to carry a steel one too.

>Using your sword specialised to kill monsters every time you get in a fight with a down syndrome villager and bandit
>by the time you get to fight a real monster your sword is blunt
>die
Really made me think with that post user. Also they look cool stop being autistic

Sadly it's Netflix.

no one cares about 2 swords. its about story not gameplay

Silver sword is delicate and not suited for armor and sword fight. It can break and then a magical creature can bite his ass.

Ciri

I'm hopeful.
Nothing to say about it now but frantically nitpick the showrunner's twitter and berate her for destroying The Witcher (because of course [[[you]]] already know it's going to be shit.

Yen

8 book epic fantasy story about fate between a man, a woman and a child and it boils down to blunt silver sword GG

My friend worked on the official witcher wiki - all the mods got a proposition from Platige to work as 'lore exprrts'. They meet several times a month woth Sapkowski and Hissirch.

Are you a fucking retard? Silver is too flimsy and soft of a metal to make it an effective weapon.

Besides, if you had a weapon specialized and was specific to killing monsters, why would you blunt it by killing everyday shlomos?

Keira

That's the worst Yen pick I've ever seen. Her tits aren't that big either. At this point I think they need to just get some random actress no ones heard of. Eva green could have worked when she was young.

Maybe Kaya Scodelario

Triss

ew no

Yennefer.

gross

Two swords is more rad, faggot.

Too old now. She definitely would have had the charisma and presence that yen requires though

Hey guys. My green text is the last dialogue between ciri and geralt in the short stories before THE saga. i meant this thread to be discussion about upcoming TV series, not a "silver is britle fuck writers thread......"

I fucking love when plebs treat the witcher as more than a shitty low brow sexual fantasy schlock. It's shit you're all faggots go back to Sup Forums desu

If we're going this way, I'd rather see Eva Green as Yen.

All we need for this to be kino is for the soundtrack to be similar to the third game's.

Heil Hitler my friends, I have leaks from the SJW procution team.
Apparently Geralt is going to be (((((an atheist))))

Witcher steel swords aren't from normal steel, but from meteorite one that's effective against some monsters.
Geralt explains it in the first book. The whole "steel is for humans" thing is just a myth.

Isn't he canonically an atheist tho?

lol do you even Sup Forums??
Pic related {{{{{{NETFLIXS}}}}} '''Geralt'''

Geralt IS an atheist, both in the games and in the books

>W Sezonie burz Geralt wyznał Jaskrowi, że nie wszystkie wiedźmińskie miecze stalowe są wykonywane z rudy meteorytu (dokładnie syderytu). Miecze ze stali magnetytowej są tak samo dobre jak te z meteorytu i częściej się je kuje, z uwagi na częstsze występowanie tegoż metalu.
They don't even have to be from meteorite steel.
Also, silver swords are only coated with silver, not made wholly of it. Some monsters are especially vulnerable to silver, but for the rest, a steel sword will do just as well.

HNNNNGGGG

Tough luck for Gorold.
Was it Nenneke that burned him by telling if his rejection made medium divination useless it'd be first occurrence of disbelief affecting reality?

Mads is so perfect for the role, it'll be such a disappointment to have anyone else. All they need to do it have him hunt a different monster every couple of episodes and it'll be kino (kinda like the hunts in Witcher 3)

But its Netflix so it's very likely that they'll fuck it up.

>Was it Nenneke that burned him by telling if his rejection made medium divination useless it'd be first occurrence of disbelief affecting reality?
Kek, that's great

>Mads is so perfect for the role
that old motherfucker would break a hip trying to get on a horse

fuck and I though gamefags were bad. I cant wait to see how fucking retarded showfags will be

>bad because we are familiar with a fictional character
care to elaborate, nigger?

Geralt is old

he's just a bookfag

Yennefer.

I don’t want some Hollywood celebrity portraying her

yes, hes almost a century old, but he still has the body of an athletic young man in the prime of his life

mads is a 52 year old cunt who literally can not do anything Geralt can.

>what are stunt actors

What about this guy, Richard Armitage?

Geralt

Are you retarded enough to believe it was Christopher Lee himself who performed the front flip as Dooku in Revenge of The Sith.

they'll have to use a stunt actor every time hes not standing still

no, he wont work because hes not either idris elba or Mads Mikkelsen

he needs shitty a fan-made photoshop to be considered

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great thread about nothing......
tards care about castings ,pre than sotries...
1. geralt,strogoy (trailer.........)
2 grain of truth .... READ you fuck
3 lesser evil ..... fights, you have to think
4. part of the story( a story)
5. DRAGONS
6. G/Y
7. think boi/ ditto
8. Atlantis, love story aquamarine/boi
9.Brokolin/READ GERALT FATE CIRI
10. GERALT CIRI

>52 years of age means you are a cripple
I'm pretty sure he is in a decent shape unless he got diagnosed with something recently or got into an accident.

Christ man he's 52 not 72. I had a martial arts instructor who was 61 a few years ago doing spinning jump kicks and shit.

other than maybe hold the sword and swing it like a retard Mads wont be able to do a fucking thing

This was only six years ago: youtube.com/watch?v=1GIdDy-8tgg

You grossly underestimate the capabilities of a well maintained body. You don't hit 50 and suddenly becoming a decrepit old man. Maybe if you eat like shit and sit on your ass all the time, sure.

GERALT: Nikolaj Coster-Waldau

Best actor for the role NO doubt.
I WILL debate you on this,

Nevermind, it's actually 8 years ago.

hes not gonna give up GOT for the Witcher on Netflix

Any artificial similarities to CDPR's Geralt are irrelevant, you faggot. He's completely wrong for the part, might be a great Vilgefortz, though.

If they do end up having Vilgefortz I hope they get a good fucking actor.

That ends for good in Summer.

I swear if one more faggot posts that ugly bitch with nice tits and manface, you know which one I'm talking about, as Yennefer I'll be very angry

What about sanic? eh's fast?

How retarded are you

You literally cant fight anyone using actual metal sword with a fucking silver sword, its soft and brittle

based sanic poster

This chick as Ciri obv

Triss?

She looks like a man, so I guess it would be man/10.

>Triss
>In the series

This is a discussion thread for a show based on a book series, why would we go to Sup Forums?

She'll start out as a child in the series, she'll probably be around 16 at the end.

>tfw witcher threads will be eternal shitposting wars between showfags, gamefags, and bookfags

A hollywood celebrity won't but neither will a cosplayer.

>but he still has the body of an athletic young man in the prime of his life
Actually it's probably more like early 30's now, and a rough one at that. His hip especially is all kinds of fucked up. Mads is still too old though yeah.

Geralt, you're way too close to lewd zone man

my fat Polish face when...

This nigga looks like Geralt

>might be a great Vilgefortz, though.
Not bad at all actually. Way better than Sup Forums's casting.

>if
It's confirmed based on the books and if they want any kind of storyline that will last longer than a season they have to do Vilgefortz. Maybe he'll finally get the treatment he deserves.

you retards need to stop picking Geralt's by the way he looks in TW3

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Charles Dance has gained weight.

speaking on man faces, Yen looks very manly in that pic

W1 Geralt reminds me of my dad and so he is my favourite.

I just hope we're as good as /got/ used to be, in the golden age.

doesn't have the voice

>Any artificial similarities to CDPR's Geralt are irrelevant, you faggot.
>you retards need to stop picking Geralt's by the way he looks in TW3
You could at least read the posts you reply to.

The way he looks in TW1 is no more canon.

>no pretentious headband

TW2 Geralt will always be how I see him though. He's got that weird ugly but still somehow handsome thing going.

It's about the symbolism and the irony that a hunter of monsters still kills men, you absolute shitter.

Why are the men where you live so effeminate?

>you retards need to stop picking Geralt's by the way he looks in TW3
>instead you need to start picking Geralt's actor by the way he looks in TW1
Equally retarded.

>Geralt says both swords are for monsters
>Sup Forums shitters completely miss the fairly elementary point being made there and assume it means witchers are never supposed to kill humans

I feel like TW1 was a bit limited by the grafics, but TW2 Geralt felt just ugly/slav enough. He looks to handsome in TW3 desu.

Are you agreeing with me or misunderstanding my point? In any case, I'd argue that a Witcher is indeed only "supposed" to kill monsters, but due to the realities of the world they're in, he needs both swords. I.e, the symbolism.

that looks so uncanny...

I was reinforcing your point

Triss's face in TW3 is uncanny valley anyway. They fucked up.

It's the sort of deconstruction of fantasy tropes that Sapkowski is famous for. The monster hunter who kills monsters in order to save lives, also takes lives, sometimes just in order to kill more monsters.

DON'T FUCK IT UP

Ciri

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Care for the little details like this is inspiring confidence in me.