Do American women really do this?

Do American women really do this?

sit down on a toilet bowl to shit? yeah there are no designated shitting streets over here

We tend to shit in toilets, Baljit

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R u a girl? Show vajeen

Excrete fart gas. Oh yes they do.

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This scene always disgusted me, what a cuck kissing her when she just got off the toilet.

Ive been living with my gf for 3 years and we have been dating for 7 years, and I have literally never seen or heard her poo or pee or fart. Its disgusting and unladylike for this character to sit on the toilet and not lock the bathroom door. a woman who burps and farts and goes to the bathroom in front of her boyfriend doesnt respect him and is always one moment away from licking Chad's asshole because she has no self-respect or self-control


Americans were a mistake

>This scene always disgusted me, what a cuck kissing her when she just got off the toilet.
We don't shit with our mouths kek

lmfao holy shit man

equating respect with hiding human NEEDS is fucking retarded and a complete facade masquerading as being "civilized". you are a fucking lunatic, people are people and you are creating repression the likes of which will blow up in your face

when she's giving birth, will you hide her away and cover her vagina as she's giving birth? will you be screaming at the doctor to RESPECT you by hiding her away? you are a fucking idiot

>using a toilet
>she didn't piss directly into his mouth

immersion ruined, dropped on the spot

PROPER RELEASE WHEN

Pro-Tip: You're gf is fucking other dudes.

imagine if the guy took a shit right there and then. My best ideas always come to me when I'm taking a shit.

>pooping is as ladylike as giving birth to a child

>Americans were a mistake

it's always some pajeet or chink foreigner that has a bunch of hangups on this board "ew pussy looks so gross ew!", different cultures i guess.

Ignore the autists you triggered. You are a 100% right, it's a woman's job to keep her man happy and its just general sloppyness.

>ladylike

it's called being human you stupid faggot

ladylike is that she walks and talks like a female, and that she dates men not whiny faggots obsessed with "decorum" and what being "ladylike" is like you flaming homo

>being this mad

I happen to be one of her lovers. She poops on my chest sometimes and let's me fuck her rawdog, but still forces her bf to wear a condom for the last seven years kek

t. lying virgin

this.

>not enjoying her giving birth to a fat log of chocolate
u gay

Very true.

One time I came home from work early and found my wife urinating and I was absolutely repulsed. I told her that I forgave her, but I remained suspicious. The next day I came home from work early and she was getting aggressively spit-roasted by two black men and I was devastated. I divorced her immediately.

Nicole Kidman in 1999 was seriously just about the most beautiful women I've ever seen. Probably certainly in my lifetime. It's weird that she went on to play Grace Kelly once she got older because I would also say that Grace was one of the most beautiful women ever, though I don't consider them to look alike at all.

>people still don’t recognize this pasta

im literally the same guy and ive only posted it twice in my life. How obsessed are you?

all my ex gf and even my wife shit and piss when i am in the bathroom, i like they share their private moment with me, i dont understand this meme user

you realize people can copy and paste what you type right

are you german?

how did you guess ? lol