You are the new head of Star Wars

You are in charge of Star Wars replacing Kathleen Kennedy how will you fix the Disney Star Wars

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Get rid of all the affirmative action hires and get real professionals to create something non political. Also, show more boobs

Two words: Hire Ridley

episode VIII was Finn's delirious nightmare

It’s impossible to fix the new trilogy, so I’d let that run whatever vile course it’s set.

I’d start doing one-shot stories inspired by the Edge of the Empire tabletop, aka smugglers and bounty hunters and all that. In fact, I’d test the waters with a Stormtrooper story where they’re shown as sympathetic, probably related to some conjured border conflict against another asshole race just so people don’t get triggered.

I'll make Thrawn the hidden leader of the new order. He takes control from Kylo, who was unaware. Jedi and Sith are both on the run and hunted

Make the Old Republic and Thrawn Trilogy Canon. Spin-off the New Trilogy as fan fiction and bring back the Lucas script. I'll keep Rouge One as Canon

The Last Jedi is the first Star Wars feature since Empire to feel like a genuinely great, classic in the making, game-changing film in addition to being a great continuation of the mythos, and the fact that fans have had so much to argue about in the details of that is proof not only of its artistic success and but just how brave Rian Johnson was to take the risks he took. It’s a bold film that dared not only to be political and of the moment within the universal pop-mythos, but to actively interrogate, challenge, and recontextualize the very foundations of that mythos. And as a result Star Wars feels like it has more chance for change, growth, and genuinely culture endurance since at any point since the prequels

Make a completely subversive finale somehow although I don't know one thing about filmmaking.

I would be fine with this.

Immediately hand the position back haha! No but really guys, Kathy has had a tough job having to lead this franchise. She's doing as best a job as anyone else?
>inb4 lucas
yeah and get more cgi and jar jar? haha! no thanks

Fay's of Future Past it with Episode IX. Snoke is some dark side anomaly that ruined the true timeline. Rey fights it in the past preventing all the bad shit that happened leading from VI to VII.
Start a new trilogy or series, no numbers, set far enough in the future that we don't need to explore what happens after Return of the Jedi. The fairy tale ended with "and they all lived happily ever after."
Now we can just start fresh with a clean slate and do whatever with the themes and feel of Star Wars while not directly affecting the previous films.

do nothing, or i get a wimin swj from gamergate fame write the next three films
bout time this shitty franchise dies

Star Wars Lethal Alliance adaption

Remember when JJ did that with Star Trek and promptly remade Wrath of Khan?

>De-canonize TFA and TLJ
>start thumbing through the old concept art from TFA because some of that stuff was awesome
>no Carrie Fisher/Leia
>refuse to force CGI Leia into the movie at all costs
>if Disney wants to force Leia into it somehow anyway, just write the first scene of the trilogy to be a very tasteful funeral for the character and a meta tribute to the actress. 0 quips in this scene.
>Really set the tone with Make Star Wars For Nerds Again
>beg and plead with Mark Hamill to come back one last time. It's a foregone conclusion that Harrison Ford will refuse no matter what, but Mark may be persuaded to redeem his character in the eyes of the audience. I don't know. May be impossible anyway.

The most important thing I think Star Wars needs right now - beyond the politics and poor production values - is to move away from Lightsabers and Millenium Falcons because we need to establish the world actually matters beyond references.

Give us some Clone Troopers on one last mission, or maybe Stormtroopers rooting out a small fortification of them that went unnoticed until decades after the Wars.

I really like JJ's Trek, but why did he have to do Wrath of Kahn again?

>When you realize the jews aren't very creative

Rated R Star Wars movie

JJ has an extremely poor track record with originality. He’s been called the Remake King because he’s good at taking something old and spritzing it up, only problem is he doesn’t add anything new to the equation.

Yea this.
I would just make the third film as short and inexpensive as possible and kill the entire cast.

I would probably make a prequel set during the sith empire.

-All niggers are now part of a kamakazi squad
-Kylo force fucks the feminism out of Rey and she becomes a housewife
-Max Rebo is a sith

(You)

Hire George Lucas for episode 9

The third film has potential to be a resetting of the cycle, not only for the Force but for the Galaxy.

Kill all the Force users and now the future is in the hands of those who discover the secrets themselves, and kill the Rebellion as well as the First Order because the Galaxy doesn’t NEED a one galactic government. The Rebellion is already on their last legs anyway, and the First Order Leadership is almost completely decapitated.

Cast Keanu Reeves for any role

>sell it back to George at a massive loss.
>get executed by the mouse.
>die as martyr for man children across the globe.

>Retcon TFA and TLJ
>Get rid of diversity hires
>Hire Villeneuve and Goose

The real rebellion is revealed and it is against the Skywalker family and everyone related to them. The brass of the rebellion is killed by their own people after they defeat the FO because they forced their planets into dealing with a war started by the Skywalkers right after the Clone Wars.

A new Republic is established and the Jedi Council is re-established but they operate separately from the Republic so someone like Sheev can't fuck things up again. The Sith relics on Morraban/Korriban are discovered and a Sith temple is started. The Mandalorians become militaristic again and create an evil empire that operates in conjunction with the Sith who respects each other's militaristic ways.

I like KOTOR.

>Luke didn't die
>Snoke was a decoy
>Poe and Finn retreat the resistance to a remote planet to reform a chain of command and assemble a fleet.
>Rey is able to return to the resistance and meets back up with Finn
>Kylo retreats to the capitol of the First Order and is confirmed by Snoke for trying to betray him
>Luke leaves the Island and understands he can no longer stand by, travels to FO Capitol
>Luke is able to reach out and notify Rey
>Rey brings Resistance, now led by Poe as acting Admiral
>Resistance spearhead an attack again many Star Destroyer, able to launch a pod for Rey/Finn to get to the planet.
>Luke is able to X-Wing to the planet using the Resistance as a distraction.
>Finn and Rey both fight Sith guards and Kylo
>Finn is defeated and Rey gets the upper hand on Kylo
>Snoke then possesses Kylo for almost losing for the last time with his masterful sith abilities, giving him the upper hand and attacking Rey.
>Finn sacrifices himself to save Rey
>Luke appears after Finn dies to Kylo
>Luke is able to break the bond Snoke has and he reveals himself
>3v1 vs Snoke
>Snoke is able to body Kylo and Rey
>Luke presses the attack and puts Snoke in a compromised position
>Luke signals and gives Kylo/Rey the chance to kill Snoke
>Luke takes the opportunity to explain his guilt to Kylo, and explains the meaning of being a Jedi and why the era needs to end
>All lightsabers are destroyed and Luke falls collapses.
>Fast forward years, FO is gone, The New Republic is in power, Poe is leader of the military, Rey and Kylo begin spreading around the galaxy, surpressing the force in younglings so they may live normally
>Last Scene is Luke at memorial for Leia and Han Solo before passing into the force.

Episode 9 would litterally reverse everything Rian and Kennedy did and then I would introduce a new based trilogy right away

The same Disney is doing.
I don't give a shit about some mandchildren's movie or whatever I just want to get money out of this nerd crap.

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make my own story but I can't tell you cuz I don't have a copyright

This.

Villeneuve and Twi'leks.

Fire the entire Lucasfilm staff (remove all POC and women).

Replace them with an all white male (with the odd asian) staff, many of whom are adult virgins.

This isn't a joke.

IF we're allowed to start again;

I'd hire Lucas and Kasdan as story/trilogy arc plot consultants.

I would hire Terry Rossio & Ted Elliot to write the first entry and Jon Favreau to direct.

Second film would be Christopher McQuarrie writing, Matt Reeves directing.

Third film would be Michael Arndt writing, Gore Verbinski directing.

Spin off films would be;

Boba Fett - Written & Directed by Taika Waititi

Yoda - Written & Directed by Spike Jonze

Untitled Star Wars Extended Universe Movie - Directed by Chris Cunningham

The "mythos" was dead with The Force Awakens and The Last Jedi (purposefully?) nailed the coffin close by not only undermining and ending the original mythos but also the new mythos.

It's also not a good film, entirely removed from Star Wars. It's clunky, with bad acting, bad pacing, poor writing and a host of other problems - offset by the highest production values money can buy (yet only looking and sounding "good").

>change
It was fine as it was.

>growth
The Last Jedi pretty much killed that possibility, beyond simply going full Oprah with "YOU'RE A JEDI! AND YOU'RE A JEDI! AND YOU'RE A JEDI!"

>cultural endurance
Again, it already had that, and The Last Jedi just went ahead and put a major dent in that possibility.

He didn't. Remember how he swore up and down that Benedict Cumberbatch wasn't playing Kahn?

J.J. wouldn't lie about things like that would he?

4 words: intergalactic raping force projections.

What the fuck does she do outside of showing up at public events in Star Wars merch?

You're hired! Holy fuck that would be amazing!

Fuck up Kotor story

she's supposed to be a feige-type character, except she's nowhere as good.

This.

Shutter the entire project. Close the doors in shame. Never make any more Star Wars related content ever again as an apology to the fans.

First Order evil BB88 spin-off called The Eternal Jedi

Waititi is already Marvel’s bitch. You’d just get the same shit shat out by Jolly Jew and Johnson.

public execution of kathleen first off

Remove Nu-Wars from the canon but keep the worlds they created for it for later use. The first trilogy I’d do is bring the Darth Bane trilogy to the big screen and have the author and Lucas oversee the project.

kill off Finn and Rose

Get competent writers to flesh out the sith and theur mythology/motivations

Someone like Madds Michelson would be a fkn badass sith lord. If the sith are based off of the nazi empire get me at least some qt badass asian females in cool uniforms.

Also I would hire people like ridley scot and allow clear influence from the expandet universe

>Ridley Scott
>not Neill Blomkamp

1. Release the theatrical, unaltered versions of the original trilogy in high-def
2. Announce that the prequel trilogy is no longer canon
3. Abandon episode 9, and the Han Solo standalone
4. Hire Denis Villeneuve to direct, and Lawrence Kasdan to write, and Mike Stoklasa and Rich Evans as story advisors, for a brand new movie that has no connection to the Skywalker family or any of the previous movies in an all new story, with all new characters, in a new time (long before, or long after the OT)
5. Don't instantly force plans for a massive cinematic universe

Oh, I had no Idea. I've always just associated her as a spokeswoman for Star Wars.

I'd pitch for the last movie to focus even more on Kylo. And try to make IX the defeat of the Dark Side through Kylos eyes. An entire movie that's from the same perspective as Luke trying to kill him. Rey and Finn look like demons, Hux is even pastier and frail looking than usual. Like a very, everyone is against him kind of delusional paranoia. And in the end I guess when Rey beats him in a final duel Rey becomes like this angel that frees him. Just more beautiful than anything he's seen before, glowing/angelic references, shit like that. And he thanks her for freeing him. And as he's looking at her, over her shoulder. He sees Anakin appear and then Obi Wan and then Luke. Roll credits.

I create a mini series called "Hunt and kill everyone in the story group"
Followed by the feature length film "Hunt and kill KK".

She's on the phone with Iger & Murdoch, promising that all the findings from all the focus groups are being jammed into the script somehow.

That picture is pure sophistry

This user gets it

the ONLY right answer. no swearing needed in SW. just LOTS of violence and alien nudity.

>have [...] Lucas oversee the project
Well, you clearly have no fucking idea.

I'd rather edit TFA than make a movie after the Last Jedi, and I would start the film during the Battle of Jakku like pic related. The New Republic is portrayed as a corrupt and flawed government while I'd tone down the First Order's evilness, or have an additional Imperial Remnant that is more moderate/relatable. If political commentary has to be in modern films then show that any political system/philosophy can be corrupt or malicious. Also I can't stress this enough, ACTUAL FLEET BATTLES! That's what I like most about Star Wars, and that's why Rogue One despite its flaws is a movie I enjoy.

Make the thrawn trilogy

>I'd hire Lucas
Another one. You clueless fucking morons.

So this... is the power of reddit

I'd play it off as a joke. The joke would be no-one notices they're gone, of course.

By letting the franchise die.

Star Wars Episode 9: I'm With Her

>Hire George Lucas

>sell it back to George

Two more. Just kill yourselves. All of you.

>the first Star Wars feature since Empire to feel like a genuinely great, classic in the making, game-changing film

holy shit. were you nursed on soy milk?

That post made me vomit.

What dues this mean? Ban all non white actors?

Get JJ to make a "decent" ending to Nu trilogy and then stop Star Wars for a few years as Kennedy fucked it up too hard to save it
Come back and do a real sequel trilogy (hire Dennis Villanova)

> (hire Dennis Villanova
I'd be diamonds, pham

Main villain is a female gungan sith

stah waghs

just let hollywood die, there is no fixing it

Make John Knoll the head of Lucasfilm.

i would print t-shirts saying "the force is male" and wear them at all times

Standalone R-rated sleezy action flick about a former padawan, or something like that, making a living as an underground pitfighter on Nar Shadda. The story of a morally broken man making ends meet with violence, contrary to all his former learning, until a sexy twi'lek girl in trouble crosses his path. Fueled by a new passion, sparked by a raucous raunchy sex scene, he becomes driven to finally do something good again and stands against the crime syndicate and their paid imperial allies.
Violence, tits, language, neon lights, and deep contrasts.
Starring the Goose.

Is it bad that I'd like to see more stories about the Clone Wars?

The setting was milked to death.

The Yuuzhan vongs come and destroy Nu Wars

I would just make the movie about Jedi Outcast with Kyle Katarn

Rip off the Final Fantasy Tactics plot in a Star Wars setting

Can’t wait for the Jabba sex scene

Wouldn’t even be mad.

>You are in charge of Star Wars replacing Kathleen Kennedy how will you fix the Disney Star Wars
I would need to fire A LOT of people. Would that be legal?

>Get rid of all the affirmative action hires
Need to make it a men's only company. Just so there will be no weird sex allegations from ladder climbing scheming Sith.

I give Star Wars anthology films to all my favorite auteurs, the only problem is this will crater SW's profits even further in all likelihood

Have Rey fall to the Dark Side.

It means the BoD and writers should be anywhere near 50% female

girl

How would I fix it?

>Kill leia off when she blew out of the ship.
>Kill off finn in a heroic glory moment of self sacrifice.
>Ray is a vergence in the force explaining why she is super powerful and needs little to no training.
>Don't kill off snoke make him plagueis who took a new host body (since he can do that kind of thing)
>Have luke die in person by kylos hands, show he's conflicted even in killing his former master luke has to push kylo's saber the rest of the way through his body staring his bitch ass down while doing it.
>Get rid of annoying SJW speech.
>Get rid of casino planet plot.

I saved nu-wars

I will make it legal.

Let's get filming of the Twi'lek homeworld underway, I'm going to need at least 20 female models who are comfortable with body paint and willing to go topless for extended scenes.

And get Ian McDiarmid into costume, let me know if those stunt teams are ready to roll for his force-ghost battle with Yoda.

Remove VII and VIII from canon, hire Lucas as a consultant and start over again

Time skip of 2 years
Poe is now the leader of the rebellion, and for the past 2 years they have been building up a sizable rebellion in some unknown area. Rey is seen as one of the most important people in the rebellion, but in her hunger for power she becomes more shut off from the rest, and Poe is becoming afraid of her.
Kylo Ren reformed the Knights of Ren, who are now his personal elite unit of siths. He is still supreme leader, but as his only goal is to destroy Rey, he's letting Hux do most of the day-to-day business. Hux has become more experienced and is now the wiser, more hesitant advisor of Kylo Ren. Hux has been focusing most of the first order effort not on chasing down rebels, but on establishing dominance on their own planets and building their military force.

Poe has been giving Finn military training, and Finn is now the leader of a special ops team designed to infiltrate FO planets and spaceships.

The plot is about Kylo slowly losing his passion for killing Rey, which is making him more angry. Over the course of the movie, there are multiple clashes between the Knights of Ren and Rey+Finn, where Finn has gotten enough practice with the TR8R weapon that he can actually fight the siths on even ground. Rey is becoming increasingly more brutal, eventually blasting one of the Knights of Ren with lightning until he dies. This causes tension between Finn and Poe, where Poe thinks she's becoming a liability, and Finn still believes in her.
It is revealed that in some skirmish, the FO managed to capture CGI Leia, Kylo has kept her in a cell and often visits her. Then, the remnants of the Knights of Ren report about what happened, and Kylo sets off towards the system the rebels are in.
Poe confronts Rey, and in anger she lashes out and kills him. Eventually Kylo shows up to defeat Rey, redeeming Kylo. Hux shows up with the knights of ren but Kylo defeats them, restoring order

20-25 greased up, shirtless Africans storm the First Order's main command ship. In a matter of minutes, they put Hux and the rest of the faggot ass wh*teboi Imperial wannabes in their place, and take command of the entire FO army. Using advanced technology, and with the help of the tiny melaninchlorians which binds all things BLACK in the universe, the Black Order revives Snoke with increased strength, speed, Force ability, and of course much higher levels of melanin. The new Snoke, played by Idris Elba, once again resumes his command of the Black Order, and he immediately sets off to personally confront Rey Mixer. He follows her across the galaxy, and once he finds her, the plan quickly becomes apparent. His only goal is to seduce, capture, and breed Rey Mixer for the rest of her life, producing a new race of super powerful mulattos, destined to rule the galaxy with the power of the blacked side. Rey is, at first hesitant, but once the champagne starts poppin' and the clothes come off, it's all over for the white ra- I mean, the ancient and defunct order of the Jedi. Rey succumbs fully to Snoke's dark side dick and becomes his faithful white concubine slave. The final scene shows Force Ghost Luke standing in the corner of a darkly lit room, watching Rey getting knocked up and bred by the dark side for the very first time. A single tear rolls down his face, and miraculously falls perfectly on his tiny, minuscule, white, cocktail weinie sized excuse for a penis, which he beats furiously watching the proceedings. The dark side of the dick conquers Rey, and the galaxy, and all the faggot ass Jedi can do about it is jack off and die. The end.

I like the fan theory that Anakin's ghost has been pestering Kylo Ren/Ben Solo this entire time and it's driven him to the brink of madness. If I was writing Episode IX I'd put that in. Fill in that major plothole of Anakin letting his fanboy grandson go nuts. Unless Kylo going nuts is for the greater good?