Tfw no Tikka gf

>tfw no Tikka gf

elf pusy hairy?

...

Elf pussies are perfect innies. You are making me feel sad feels

Watch yourself, she's an elf.

what happened at the end
is she dead?

I'd chicken Tikka masala her.

>annoying elf girls

Pass.

Waifus never die m8

lol only a pleb wouldn't go for the obviously superior noomi elf

degenerate femdom fetishist detected

>tfw I will never protect Tikka from danger and have her fall asleep in my arms in our comfy apartment

Will Smith recognizes her in the crowd at their award ceremony

>degenerate femdom fetishist detected
Am I supposed to be insulted?

Tikka sounds like an African name

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I'm wary about the elves, but Noomi was best elf

Elf pusy is perfect innie with straight pubic hair in a naturally perfect triangle pattern.

Best elf
Best grill
Best waifu

no

you only need to worry about dark elves

Reminder that Noomi Rapelf is an Inferni. Serving the Dark Lord. An Elf serving a Dark Lord makes her a ____ Elf

You guys think elf pusy has crazy textures like fleshlights? And internal muscles to tighten and massage the penis at will?

giv elf gf

Wait what? They made a not-Shadowrun movie?

How bad is it?

DARKED.COM

Literally movie of the year

shills are going MAD trying to shut it down

it's lubricant has mystical properties that make human males go insane and die from the pleasure of it

t. knower

It's fucking great but critics hated it. It's basically the opposite of the new Star Wars.

It was good and certainly in my top ten if not to three of the year. But personally I liked Blade Runner and Mother! way better.

I guess I liked this one because I had no idea it'd be as good as it was. I knew Blade Runner would have some level of quality, and Mother! was interesting but not quite there for me.

The meme-game of this movie is also strong. Real strong.