>...but you are not a Jedi yet
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dat delivery
The Force is strong with you, Skywalker
Adam Edwards
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Jaxon Thompson
>yeah, well, if something really difficult comes up I might just bail and hide out for 40 years
Chase Gonzalez
Who's your Daddy?
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Xavier Evans
>you are unwise TO LOWER YOUR DEFENSES
Andrew Baker
How would Disney have done this line?
Chase Miller
There would have been a joke either before, in the middle, or after that line. Probably by Luke Skywalker.
Aiden Perry
>The Force is strong within you, young Skywalker, careful so you don't... freeze.
>Swing and a miss!
Liam Reyes
>Like is knocked into the carbonite freezing chamber
>Vader stumbles over to the activation console
>ALL TOO EASY is replaced with I PUT THE POP IN POPSICLE
Wyatt Williams
>if i force pull that mask off, will you die?
Daniel Jenkins
It would be vader standing there and than luke playing a jackson 5 song and say something like "DANCE OFF DAD ME AND YOU"
Andrew Jones
him jumping out is a joke. I swear unless they outright play a laugh track you fucks wouldnt notice.
Gabriel Gutierrez
And then they yell “tickle fight!”
Chase Mitchell
wat
Jack Hernandez
Disney censorship at ITS FINEST
Easton Richardson
When Gotham is ashes
you'll have my permission to die
Mason Long
The Force is strong with you, Leia Skywalker
>...please don't kill me aaa
Isaiah Edwards
this
fuck disney
and fuck wh*te people
Eli Butler
>*luke approaches vader*
>uh so who talks first? i talk first? or i talk first? xD
William Brown
>than
Hunter Lopez
you didn't even quote it correctly you fucking retard
Ethan Nelson
It's not. It's a tense scene where Luke uses his newly acquired control of the Force at the last second to save himself. This was foreshadowed by him running and jumping with Yoda on his back.
Owen Bennett
>(You)
Nathan Walker
That wasnt a joke
Daniel Morales
so sad seeing people be so fucking wrong.
Kevin Clark
>...but you are not a jedi yet
>Oh yeah?
>luke disarms and maims vader
>bespin explodes in a huge cgi explosion from the death star 1.5 as all the licensed characters shows up in the millenium falcon to rescue luke
Hudson Wood
People on this very board prefer the overcoreographed prequel fights to this
Tyler Reed
thank you for that delicious (you)
Hunter Miller
Don't you think a movie as score-heavy as the OT would have punctuated its moments of levity with a musical sting to draw attention to it? "The Clash of Lightsabers" features no such sting.
Kevin Perez
shit i bet you think obi wan versus vader was a serious fight to.
Landon Barnes
You would've won that bet. And you can stop pretending to be retarded.
Juan Thompson
The German voice actor is superior to James Earl Jones.
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Josiah Thompson
BASED Heinz Petruo.
Evan Hughes
I see this is bait, but I still want to respond.
None of those fights were jokes, almost all the fights in star wars were to be taken seriously. I think the only joke fight has to be the (Luke) Vs Kylo ren.
Joseph Gonzalez
literally no one watching the movie knows what a force ghost is it comes across as comical.
Camden Hall
How was the line delivered by the original custom wearer though?
Jonathan Garcia
>Well I am not a Sith either!
Jace Williams
There is no anger when he demands the plans.
Nicholas Bennett
He tells Vader he will become more powerful. Luke almost immediately hears Obi-Wan's voice afterwards which shows that something mystical has happened and Obi-Wan has somehow, through the Force, survived death. It's only comical if you're cynical and detached, going "lol why would he spin around that's stupid," it certainly wasn't intended to be funny.
Ayden Turner
>DO YOU HAVE ANY ORANGE SLICES VADER??
Cooper Gonzalez
just chiming in to say that i always enjoy watching someone's retardation dismantled by concise analysis
my compliments sir
John Fisher
Vader throws Luke in carb freeze and says “Totally like I planned. Amirite?” Then Luke says “Are you serious now?”
Kevin Anderson
shame since he's just downplaying the fact he's godawfully wrong.
James Gonzalez
Are you deaf?
Charles Adams
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It completely shits on any version including the German one. Listen to the Motti choke. They just nailed the voice distortion right and he looks completely livid all the time.
Caleb Watson
>SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS, YOU KNOOOOW IT BE TRUU
Lincoln Martinez
german version more sinister to me tbqh. this just sounds like an italian guy with a vader effect over him.
Henry Turner
Dude, you already admitted you molest kids, why should anyone give a shit about your opinions?
Gabriel Morris
Nobody can sound more authoritarian than a German born in 1918 though. He has that 3rd Reich ring to his voice that James Earl Jones can't deliver.
Blake Evans
No that's a quip user
Every line in the OT is a quip according to my disney/marvel defense force bullet points
Samuel Young
I love how that dude's helmet hitting the wall is obviously cranked up to the point of comedy