Women age like milk, men age like wi--

>women age like milk, men age like wi--

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men age like shit appearance wise. but what people mean is that men become wealthy and become experienced badass motherfuckers as they age, which is more important than looking pretty.

He’s 30 years older than her

>but what people mean is that men become wealthy and become experienced badass motherfuckers
Are you 12?

he had throat cancer

her face is literally dipped in makeup

Pretty sure she'll instantly look 20 years older without all that make-up and dye she's wearing, bruv.

Also, Michael over there on the right looks awfully unkempt, like his hair exploded. It's the complete opposite extreme.

from pusy eating.

>73 years old post-cancer man vs 48 yo woman

LMAO

He has cancer....

>had cancer
>isnt wearing makeup
>doesnt have a hair stylist

>test levels lower as you get olde--

I'm just treading water career and finance-wise while my body is deteriorating to the point where I can barely stand. I'm only in my mid 30s.

Literally me

>Just Richard Lewis my shit up, senpai.

>groping the chubby belly in the 2nd pic
A man of excellent taste

He's coming back for ant-man 2.

based

he knows exactly what he's doing

I just saw this guy in a fairly recent flick and he looked like this...wtf

P I E R C E D

Now make her age to 73 years and let's see what happens.

The CG on him and young RDJ in Civil War was actually alright.

yep, which is why this is a dumb thread and the image is retarded. he also claims to have gotten the throat cancer from contracting HPV whilst going down on her dirty pussy. so the lesson is to never ever eat out a woman.

yep, run this bitch thru makeapp, or look up pics of her without makeup, she looks like an old woman

>tfw my gf went from thicc to this but not as large and I don't feel attracted to her anymore, but I love her

WTF do I do?

Go back to your own board fatty

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>getting cancer from eating bad pussy

why did he let her get fat? she looked cute

I would rather fuck Michael Douglas's neck pussy than Catherine Zeta-Jones's pelvic pussy.

>let her
He made her

Fuck what do I do if this is me in my late 20s

I can't believe this is a thing now.

lose weight

>Live and Let Pie

he looks the same, it's just his shirt. it's a very unflattering shirt. meanwhile zeta-jones has wisely decided to cover her smelly cleavage.

She's clearly a succubus

nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa065497#t=abstract

We're facing an epidemic rise of oropharyngeal cancer related to HPV infection. The risk factors are overall number of sexual partners as well as oral sex partners.

Pretty good but wrong Bond
5/11

>older and survived cancer

Hey boys

>women aren't loy-

GIV POWDERED MILKIES

glad i'm a virgin

>he looks the same, it's just his shirt

I've fucked worse.

ahaha
youtu.be/iP7BKHU4WUc?t=12

i fell for the stem phd meme now i'm in my 30s and doing a second postdoc surely it will pay off soon right?

How the fuck do you get THROAT CANCER from EATING PUSSY? How dirty was her vagina? Or was it some other whore?

>being happily married and loving your partner regardless of their looks is a bad thing

wew

It's weird how when they both got together, neither one of them wound up not having much of a career left.

shes got a big clit

Trust me bro. There is no pussy in this world that is grosser than Catherine Zeta-Jones's pussy. Believe that.

Apparently same thing happened to Ebert.

>guys with hpv fucks girl
>girl gets hpv
>other dude licks genital warts and hpv pussy
>hpv lives happily in guy’s throat

no fucking way? probably from the dirty nigress he married? kek holy shit

...

be pierce. you have to talk some sense into your libido and call that faggot out on his bullshit.
fucking get hard for your women or she'll get someone else to bone her senseless.
unless she's ugly. then don't do that man ugly fat chicks are just the worst break up and shame some other skinny girl into an eating disorder.

I'd eat her ass for muscular dystrophy

proably has the aids the perverted faglord

he has cancer again. he's dying. i recognize that face. its the face of chemo.

Sasasasasasasasasasasmellllayyyyyyyy cacacacacacacacacacahunnnnnntttttt

Sorry. What I mean to say is that nobody else other than Michael Douglas is willing to go within 10 feet of that disgusting hag's stinky punaner. She walked up to give Kirk Douglas a hug for his 100th and he got up out of his wheelchair and sprinted in the other direction.

"Pie Another Day" then?

>How the fuck do you get THROAT CANCER from EATING PUSSY?

How young are you kid?

>How dirty was her vagina?

oh, that young.

Goldenpie

For the CHANCE

Well you don't hear of many women getting throat cancer from swallowing loads...

shes bipolar so shes damaged goods, only an old beta cuck provider would take her, no Chad would marry a manic-depressive bitch

of course you don't, they had their larynx removed

I'll be Pierce then and ride the wave. Cheers

Weight can be controlled with caloric restriction you dumb cunt

BOND BURGERED

fucking based

>this copy pasta again, just with a different image

The eternal roastie is back! And the morons on Sup Forums bite on it again!

It's a real thing user.

medicalnewstoday.com/articles/261453.php

HPV causes genetic alterations within the human body. These can lead to cancer. It's wrong to say oral causes cancer and right to say it can lead to problems that do cause throat cancer.

>SEVENTY THREE year old man
>48 year old woman caked in makeup

I’d love to strangle you OP, man or woman.

He's 73 you idiot, besides Nina Hartley not many people look good in their 70's

>let her
lmao still a babby i see

SECRETLY POUNDED

Adrenochrome addiction is a bitch

Notice how there is no HPV test for men

kek America doesn't give a fuck about men. throw em away in war or give them HPV

Actually thats not what they mean.

This case is an exception and i think i can explain why.

Celebreties can afford the best anti aging treatments and surgeries.
Men ,especially from his generation, are not as concerned with their looks or arent as vain to try and prevent the natural aging process. She probably invested a lot of money in retaining her looks whereas he moat likely just took the route of acceptance.

Lifestyles also have a big impact.

Generally however, the mantra is true and even if they age more or less the same. Women percieve older men,up to a certain point, as more attractive by their own admission.

Men on the other hand are attracted to youthful looks.

This may be rooted in our ancestors. As in the womens need for a strong protector and the mans need for a fertile woman.

I would kms. Why do people even go through this when death is so much better? I don't understand people.

Makes since, niggers spread the virus almost non-stop and the men show no symptoms.
Whites are slightly more likely to show symptoms, so they are also more likely to take measures to not spread it.

>Men on the other hand are attracted to youthful looks.
MILF is one of the most popular search terms on porn sites

If you took that post as a negative reaction to the image you may be retarded.

>glad i'm a virgin

MILF does not mean "middle aged woman"

Yea and i like them too but when you look for a mate you think in terms of how long her looks will last and most men dat young women.

Women on the other hand often date older men

MILF in porn means 30-35 years typically

HPV

My Itchy Labia Farted

Not exactly 'youthful' though, is it?

he's in his 70s
HIS 70s!

and she's nearing 50

>48 vs 73 years.

Are you retarded?

Michael Douglas is a great actor, but he lived (still lives?) at George Soros' house. I think that the exposure to the Dark Side has finally been getting to his appearance, over the last few years.

Diet another day

this bitch better get in shape before her tour

she likely gained some weight after their first child and he realized he liked her a but chubby. Then they had their second child and liked her even more. Now they're up to 5 kids

>on her majesty's room service
>casino royale with cheese
>the meal is not enough
>licence to grill
>for your pies only
>thunderthighs