Help, the humans about to escape!

Help, the humans about to escape!

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GET YOUR PAWS OFF ME YOU DIRTY APE

He can talk?!?

I can sing!

Ooo! Help me Dr. Zaius!

>De Zaius/Dr. Zaius!

What's wrong with me?!

I think you're crazy

I think you're crazy.

want a second opinion

You're also lazy

\o/ \o/ \o/ Dr. Zaius Dr. Zaius \o/ \o/ \o/

Can I play the piano anymore?

Of course you can

Well, I couldn't before!
>piano solo

I HATE EVERY APE I SEE
FROM CHIMPAN-A TO CHIMPANZEE

Dr. Zauis!
Dr. Zauis!

Dr. Zauis!
Dr. Zauis!
OOOOOOOOOOOH
Dr. ZAUIS!

You'll never make a monkey...

out of MEEEEEEEEEEEE

*statue of liberty appears*

Oh my god, I was wrong!

It was Earth, all along!

ngl, I'd totally watch a planet of the apes musical

YOU'VE FINALLY MADE A MONKEY

You've finally made a monkey....

yes we finally made a monkey...

Grade A monkeyshines, Sup Forums.

Out of meeeee

that ape nurse is hot

I LOVE YOU DOCTOR ZAIUS!

Oh I love legitimate theater.

We can't let that happen! If our females see their by-comparison huge dongs, our inability to crossbreed with humans will destroy our civilization! ...and we wouldn't be getting laid any more, either...admittedly, there's more concern over the second point.

This play has everything.

Batman! Batman! Baaaaaatman! It is the song the good folk sing!

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Zaiusposting is the best posting

This play has everything.

WE DID IT REDDIT

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You realize both parties in this image are autistic nerds, right?

You realize you're on an autistic nerd website, rigth?