I shit my pants today

I shit my pants today

To see if I still feel

I focus on the smell

I focus on the smell

On anything that's real

The feces tears a hole.

>amerisharts

:^)

The old familiar stink

MY PUSSY STINKS LIKE SHIT AMIRITE LADIES XD!!!

I shit my pants today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the smell
Smells like a rotting seal

The first log tears a hole
Right through my underwear
Full of broken threads
I cannot repair

What have I become
My sweetest friend
Each pair of pants I own
Get thrown away in the end

And you can taste in on your tongue
My breakfast at taco bell
My lunch of KFC
I will make you smell

Took at trip to the mart, huh?

>took a trip to the shart

...

she becomes more like a pig every day

>Chuck Schumer is related to this

>Chuck Schumer
t. pedo

>Sneed Schumer

YOU CAN SMELL IT ALL
MY EMPIRE OF SHART

>Cuck Schumer

>That tensor bandage wrapped around her pendulous gut.

Just one thing I don't exactly understand: If her entire schtick is I DON'T CARE ABOUT BEING FAT I FUCK GUYS and she makes absolutely no effort at all to lose weight, why wear that girdle to keep her belly locked in?

That's a man.
Chris chan has a more feminine body.