Why are black people so obsessed with recasting everyone as Idris Elba?
Why are black people so obsessed with recasting everyone as Idris Elba?
White people*
*Jewish people
*idort 4channers
Are you saying Sup Forums is black? Casting Idris Elba in every role is a meme here you retard.
Idris Elba is the only black actor they can name.
*Marxist people
What if I am?
Uh . . . Jackie Chan?
Because Idris Elba is the only legitimately talented black actor.
Everyone else is either old, typecast or a former rapper.
Idris Elba as Aragorn
John Boyega as Legolas
Lupita Nyong'o as Galadriel
#woke
...
he just flies the ship
It's a meme.
Also
>Forrest Whitaker as Gandalf
>Samuel L. Jackson as Sarumon
>Hannibal Buress as Gimli
>Giancarlo Espisito as Elrond
>Kevin Hart plays all of the hobbit characters a la Nutty Professor
>The Nazguls are in white KKK uniforms
Oooh I got it
Cast Idris Elba to play all black people
this would be fucking hilarious and beautiful.
yes I am black.
Yeah, but where does Michael B. Jordan fit into all of this?
He's a legitimately good actor.
Also he's a cuck.
Idris Elba is seriously fucking ugly. He gets saved so hard and haloed by being black. A white person with a combination of features this bad woul be incel as fuck. Bulging, Graves disease looking orbitals, horrendous upper eyelids, a comically ugly nose with literally no defined dorsum and a nose tip that looks straight out of a cartoon. The guy is talented but I've never seen a greater example of "just be tall and black."
Michael Jai White would be perfect as Legolas, he could do all the stunts and whatnot.
Idris or Mads? Whos the better Geralt of rivia?
tall
good body
deep voice
there you go lad, you just unlocked being in the 95 percentile attractive wise
Michael B. Jordan would probably be a better Aragorn. I'd argue that Idris Elba would be best as Boromir
A little stocky for my taste, but it could work
Add in Eric Andre as Gollum, and we're done.
Idris Elba would make a great Viking leader
>Eric Andre as Gollum
Jesus Christ, it's perfect
Hold up, you forgot Donald Glover as Bilbo
>LotR gets The Wiz treatment
Sign me the fuck up
A few reasons
1. He’s a good actor
2. He gives niggresses lady boners
3. 4. Any original series with a black lead/cast would entail creativity and financial risk and they can’t be bothered with that, riding on the coattails of successful franchises is easier
Correction: 2.He gives everyone a lady boner