>michelin star involves being a good cook, having a aesthetic restaurant, and excellent service
This guy serves you $700 raw fish in the subway. How did he trick the Michelin gourmets?
Finally watched Jiro today
Andrew Allen
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Chase Cook
Did you watch the film? The whole restaurant is a gimmicky meme. That’s what Michelin wants most. Unique gimmicky memes
Bentley Johnson
michelin awards on politics first and food second.
it also doesnt know how to rate anything that isnt classically french derived cuisine
Adam Gonzalez
Stop eating 700 dollar fish
Luis Gutierrez
>ITT: films millennials will never understand
Of course your worthless generation that doesn't even own their own homes is unable to appreciate dedication to one's craft and passion. Put your electronic device down and do something with your life, you decrepit twerps. Jiro is more of a man in his old age than any one of you nu-whatevers.
Luke Brown
uh oh hot dog!
Adrian Evans
I swear his eldest son wants Jiro dead
Aaron Morales
That looks great. Maybe I'll have some poke this weekend.
Oliver Phillips
Real food for real ass niggas such as yourself and I.
David Gonzalez
What did Jiro mean by this?
James Sullivan
god I wish i could understand devoting my life to dumb meme shit and watching it rot around me and getting mad like gen xers and boomers do
Christian Lee
>take sushi
>give it a shit presentation
>call it by some made up polynigger word
well done hawaiians. truly living up to your reputation as methed out island trailer trash
Owen Long
>devote your life to putting raw fish on rice
>you're a man!
Ryder Murphy
>he thinks he can discredit an entire life's work in one baseless shitpost
You devote your life to dying. See how that works?
Carter Ramirez
The first time I had this is really bothered me because I was expecting to taste pice de gallo but it wasn't.
Nicholas Perry
>take fish
>put in ontop of 5 small rotten pieces of rice
>Call it "food" and charge 700 dollars
just like my japanese annamays
Brayden Evans
Obsessed.
Julian Butler
>he thinks it takes 55 years to put fish on rice
HOOOOO BOY user WE NEED TO TALK
Julian Price
i'll put pico de gallo on my balls i love that shit.
Cooper Walker
>heh this isn't food.
>*mashes together multiple pieces of sushi into a dirty plastic cup*
>*pours mayo on it*
>now THIS is food
t-thanks
Lincoln Long
>>give it a shit presentation
Who cares about presentation? I'm eating it anyway.
Dominic Wood
ITT: philistines
You lot trying to understand Jiro is like a goldfish trying to comprehend physics
Thomas Fisher
they're just trolling user
Tyler Perry
>puts 1 small dog shit piece of fish on rice
>now THIS is food
youre welcome cuck
Isaiah Miller
>i understand a man and his culture by watching anime
weak.
Owen Morgan
have any of you neets even fucking been to a michelin starred place?
Ian Butler
In every Jiro thread, I say the same thing---
what quantifiable aspect makes Jiro's sushi better than his competition. I'm sure it's wonderful, but unless someone can tell me why the product itself warrants such praise, I will continue to laugh at you, just like wine snobs and audiophiles.
No one has ever been able to explain it.
Xavier Bailey
>put 1 piece of fish on rice is "good presentation"
>putting 3 or more fish ontop of rice is "bad presentation"
T. CULINARY SCHOOL DROPOUT
Brody Garcia
BECAUSE OKAY
Adrian Rivera
u r mom gay lol
Alexander Baker
How indeed
Cooper Richardson
b-but samoryes are jews.
Asher Foster
It's not. Jiro's place is a tourist trap. The other 3 star sushi places are more popular.