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>Out this Week:
Star Wars #31: Screaming Citadel #2 (May 17th)
Poe Dameron #15 (May 17th)

>Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer
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>Star Wars: Rebels - The Final Season
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>Battlefront 2 trailer:
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What is she, /swco/?

What's the deal with the code names in the Citadel from Rogue One?

You just know

Hey /swco/ you like cute twi'lek boys, don't you?
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What's waiting in the Unknown Regions, /swco/?

thrawn and his gay lover

From what I got from their brief appearance in Catalyst, they're the codenames of other Death Star related projects, with each code name being one engineering element of the project.

As I understand it, the best way to think about it is if Stardust is the structural plans, then stuff like like Pax Aurora and Mark Omega would be the data for stuff like plumbing or the hyperdrive.

Rogue Squadron comic when?

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I like to imagine that it's something like in Asimov where it's a whole bunch of dead abandoned worlds and upon each world there is something designed to wipe out every living creature upon the surface.

Trantor → Coruscant
Korell → Correlia
Bel Riose → Bel Iblis?

Plus there's that bit where the Noghri homeworld is treated a bit like the radioactive Earth in Asimov's Pebble in the Sky where they're trying to persuade the Galactic Empire to bring in topsoil.

And that bit where Hari Seldon sets up two different Foundations - one dedicated to the physical sciences and one dedicated to the mental sciences at 'the other end of the Galaxy - Star's End'. It's a bit like Thrawn setting up two different Empires, one run directly by him and the second, the secret Empire of the Hand, set on the very edge of known territory to deal with threats that the main Empire didn't know about.

Plus that bit where Hari Seldon intends to appear to offer guidance on every major crises and Thrawn has his clone set up to reappear ten years after his death.

That's some perfect crossover material right there.

George Lucas more like George MUCUS am I right?

I shitpost because I love, happy bday George

>boys
Boyo Twi'leks don't have eyebrows

Are Geonosians gone forever?

How painful was his death?

Hopefully.

>twin suns could have focused on maul and his life

Pablo seems to imply so

>Have you ever heard the tale of the incy wincy spider?

>it's a ralph mcquarie concept art episode

Can the Kaminoans clone something back to life using a decomposed body sample tainted with Imperial chemical weapons?

Well, nobody knows how deep those tunnels run...

Only if they want to make a walking version of whatever wiped them out... so yes.

Reminder: there are manchild fedoracore brainlets who can neither tolerate nor comprehend the notions of black and white morality and supernatural religious themes in a fictitious fantasy series for 12 year olds.

Is there any subset of Star Wars fans more annoying than the ones who refuse to call the first movie Episode IV/A New Hope and insist its only name is Star Wars?

It's especially obnoxious when the people who say that weren't even old enough to remember a time when it wasn't called A New Hope.

Star Wars isn't entirely black and white though.

>incy wincy

It's itsy bitsy

Remember to hug your space mom /swco/

The Force is.

That doesn't really narrow things down much, user.

while almost certainly the most autistic they're nowhere near as annoying as the revilers of new canon who edify the EU instead of enjoying both like functional human being

Remember to fug your space mom /swco/

>Ackchyually it's called Star Wars
>Ackchyually it's called A New Hope
both are shit

Really? I've always said incy wincy.

Is this an other case of no one ever correcting me?

I do enjoy both and I swim in rivers of shit when i try to voice an opinion on the new stuff that isn't what im "supposed" to think.

>instead of enjoying both like functional human being
You muh space nigga.

Why does it bother you than not everybody is revisionist scum?

Probably

What am I supposed to call it then?

It's very easy to argue that the new canon is better (because it is) and that the EU was a ridiculous mess (because it is), but that doesn't mean opinions can't vary. I really didn't like Rogue One at all because it was far too bleak and was more shamelessly MEMBERBERRIES than TFA, and the Bounty Hunter game is the best fucking star wars vidya ever. But talk shit about Rebels and you fucking die.

It's always going to be episode 4 to me. However it is a historical fact and shouldn't be a matter of debate.

>Leia: I'd just as soon kiss a Wookiee.
>Han: I can arrange that. You could use a good kiss!

How does Han know Wookiees are good kissers?

Both are correct en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Itsy_Bitsy_Spider - incy wincy is used in the UK for sure

It looks like itsy bitsy vs. incy wincy depends on what continent you're on. Personally, only yellow polka-dot bikinis should be itsy-bitsy.

He's just into WOOKED.

Pretty much this, except the rivers of shit start flowing whenever I speak of EU in a positive way.

/swco/ can be fun to talk to, but if you happen to have an opinion different from the popular one, they reveal their true underage nature with "waah, you disagreed with us on this particular point, therefore you hate everything I stand for and I must hate you back" shitposting.

I see. So it's like Rock Paper Scissors.

It's lonely out in space, user. It's not binding anymore, but didn't he have a female Wookiee maternal figure in the Legends Han Solo trilogy?

Why is Luke's love life so awful?

No reason not to try

Two reasons: 1. He's too powerful, and 2. You try scoring with ghost always hanging around!

Can Wookiees breed with humans? Asking for a friend.

We should ask Pablo

No. Even if you survive.

He hasn't yet accepted that he's kidding himself going after women

There was probably a time where he imagined himself fucking his sister

it's all downhill from there.

Nigga what's the other version of rock paper scissors?
Yes I'm too lazy to google it.

Ro-sham-bo?

that's what I do

I thought that was when you kicked each other in the nuts. Whatever, I'll accept this answer

What Star Wars channels do you guys like?

>I thought that was when you kicked each other in the nuts.

What kind of a childhood did you have user? Sounds fucking nuts

Jakken?

Expands it so you also have to get the other fellow to look in the direction you point

Sounds like a normal South Park upbringing if you ask me.

Probably not as painful as some people's on the first star destroyer, the second star destroyer, and the space station...Christ, Raddus.

Alls fair in War.

When will the Rouges start getting some more canon representation?

Hopefully soon, probably never

Next season of The Flash?

>Rouges
I know it's kind of a meme at this point, but I want them to make an actual Rouge Squadron just to see how many people accidentally refer to it as Rogue Squadron

>varying degrees of smugness.jpg

New Republic's first squadron of all female, very independent lipstick wearing pilots?

I've met a lot of people that say Paper Scissors Rock.

I changed my mind, instead of a Rouge Squadron I want it to be canon that people constantly misspell 'Rogue' and it pisses off the Rogues.
Maybe for the porn parody

"people"

I hope soon, The Rogue Squadron games and comics were some of the best parts of the old EU.

This guy gets it

It's so much bigger.

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Bring back the Miraluka.

Why is /swco/ so opposed to someone saying their favorite SW movie is Empire Strikes Back?

Happy Birthday to George Lucas! Thank The Maker!

Hey I liked KOTOR 2.

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Isn't that just sort of a Sup Forums thing? It's popular to say ESB is your favorite, so we naturally shun it do to its popularity.
btw ESB>ANH>ROTJ>RO>ROTS>TPH>TFA>AOTC and if you disagree that is just fine with me friend you are entitled to your opinion

Which? Star Wars or the Force? Because I agree that Star Wars is a lot bigger than the Force.

Yet the Force is very basic which is why moral beings struggle to understand it, and force their 'Gray' upon it. Such are the burdens of the sapient.

Oh shit!!!! fap?

Because a lot of people say that it's their favorite because the internet and critics say it's the best SW film.

There's nothing wrong with ESB being someone's favorite SW film, but when people say it's their favorite with no explanation the automatic assumption is that they're simply copying what other people say is the right answer, as opposed to sharing or putting thought into the film that they actually derive the most enjoyment from.

>Why is /swco/ so opposed to someone saying their favorite SW movie is Empire Strikes Back?
We're not, as long as that person can give a good explanation as to why they like it.

youtube.com/watch?v=zB4I68XVPzQ

And when will people learn that KotOR II was parody of how retarded the morality of the Force in the EU was at the time.

I'm pretty sure Luke was talking about Rey's dick in that line.

Your point?

Oh... You were quoting. Sorry.

Ignore that

>What do you see?
>Light, darkness, the balance.
>It's so much bigger.

I don't owe you any explanation of my personal tastes.

You do if you don't want to be judged as a mouthbreathing normalfag

You do realise he is referring to her perceptions of it, not the nature of the Force its self?

It is we who limit it with our labels. Trying to make it comply to our understandings and perceptions of reality.

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There needs to be more sexy bounty hunters.

>But now, we must eat cum. Good food, cum.

What did Yoda mean by this?