LMAO at all the virgins who took this shit personally

LMAO at all the virgins who took this shit personally

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IT WAS AN ALL OUT ATTACK ON WHITE MALES FUNDED BY (((THEM))) I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is this reddit shit and why is it suddenly all over tv?

Shutup discount Matt Damon

>"you won't hack it, i already tried"
>"step aside, inferior gender"
>*hacks behind you in 3 minutes flat*
BRAVO

I actually wanted robert to win

she basically worshipped his coding style though, sounds like she knew it inside and out

So if you die in Infinity you die in real life ?
I thought you said it wasn't real.

So you're admitting you understood the hidden subtext. Then you'd agree that it wouldn't make any socially inept white guy too happy wouldn't you

Didn't they already have multiple episodes of TNG like this, with that one nerdy guy and also Geordi

This is basically the text-based equivalent of the comic-strip "I am silly" fallacy. You assume that people who disliked the shallow leftist allegory in this episode are all furiously angry about it, whereas all I really felt was disappointment in and contempt at the low state of culture in modern society.

Lt. Broccoli was the shit.

>basically creates digital clones
>episode is about "lol we need to escape"
>no existential angst at all

its actually more insulting to white nerds that you think Robert is a more accurate reflection of them than Walton was.

>Vox writes an article about how it's an attack on white males
>it's unreasonable for Sup Forums to share that opinion
Can you explain this?

Yeah for people who laugh at tumblr for being triggered Sup Forums really gets butthurt at everything these days.

Probably because they know they'll die alone and it will take someone complaining about the smell to find their body.

>Probably because they know they'll die alone
does the idea of dieing with people around you make you feel happy, user?

Stimulation copies can't feel emotional pain

He didn't deserved to die, they were shitty carbon copies of themselves without any relevance. Why didn't he reset the game instead of trying to pursue them? I'm pretty sure they said he controlled the world

The idea that my body won't rot for days before I'm found when I eventually die does make me feel some level of comfort, yes.

CAN I GET THE CRISTIN MILITOTI LEWD LINGERIE PICS PLZ I REALLY HAVE TO FAP TO THEM WITHOUT PAUSING & SKIPPING

>he actually thinks dying alone after an unfulfilling life lacking any loved ones is equivalent to dying after living out your years sharing love with those around you
Just kill yourself now if you dont think its that big of a deal, please.

>some level of comfort, yes.
lawl

>>he actually thinks
do you always assume what other people meant? nothing i wrote said anything against dieing with people around you

To the program he deserved to die. Fair enough if you want to say his actions didnt have any real world consequences but to the programs he was torturing, who clearly had sentience enough to desire not being endlessley tortured and humiliated, needed a way out. He reaped what he sowed.

fatt damon

they should've got fucked by Aaron Paul instead of this shitty feminist ending

you're actually retarded if you cant see how you werent implying that the two outcomes were equivalent.

It's Black Mirror, an anthology show, the latest season just dropped.

>if you cant see how you werent implying
how does it smell being up your own ass?

>saving people from a life of constant torture and humiliation is feminist now
take a deep breath and think about what you're saying.

It's actually the same when you're dead

>he is so stupid that he cant even understand his own posts
lmaoing at your whole existence

>lmaoing
good one, bro. i will keep that one in my database.
LMAOING

>lawl
Do you not have loved ones?

no bro. i live in a magical world where im surrounded by hated ones.
DURRRRRRRRRPE

I guess they thought concluding it logically would have rendered the episode worthless. The whole episode would have been the cast not getting shit done. I would have written that they hit that firewall, went poof, then he logged out and rolled the system back to a restore point. I'm an asshole though.

>heheheheheheehehehhe he said something i havent seen before so now i can talk about that instead of acknowleding how stupid i am
you just keep getting funnier
right. I guess your last moments are just totally worthless then. I mean, who fucking cares right? dying is dying. We all might as well just jump off bridges because life is totally meaningless since death is unavoidable. Again, just kill yourself if you really believe the life you live has no meaning.

You type like you're underage, so it is not surprising that people dislike you.

not him but you're autistic

Didn't you type out "lawl"? Not much room to mock others here.

>you just keep getting funnier
you should try watching Brooklyn 99 because you seem the type
i bet you are looking for a fuck.

LMAOING. i better get used to the idea of people watching me on my death bed. its going to be so good. i cant wait.
>Didn't you type out "lawl"
i dont know? did i? how?

I bet you're upset that a white male was the villain in this episode of Black Mirror.

I expected better from Brooker after re-watching Nathan Barley recently. I guess Chris Morris must have been doing all the heavy lifting in that series.

Dude...November is going to be the most epic fucking freakout this site has ever seen.

The triggering of far right skinheads and Trumpanzees here by movies and TV shows is a weekly occurrence now.

Can you imagine what it'll be like when the Big Blue Wave actually hits?

When literally thousand of anxiety crippled racists and virgin untouchables see the US turn sane again, lose the Congress, and realize impeachment is inevitable in one fucking night?

Holy shit.

Holy holy SHIT.

The tears will sustain me for decades. Only thing I worry about is Nazi shitheads doing what psychotic white boys do best after Nancy Pelosi is sworn in President.

We need hate speech laws and a lot more fists in Nazi faces like yesterday. It's the only way to stop pantshitters from causing mass shootings after they've lost power for good.

bro, i have white males as friends. im not racist.

Oh gross you're a phoneposter

>raging so hard that his posts have devolved into literal non sequitors
keep posting. this is hysterical

...

IM NOT MAD
IM NOT MAD

...is this some kind of ironic copypasta from last month?

wrong. i use Nividia 760 gtx with a super outdated motherboard i5

i love at the end how instead of having some kind of farscape style chaotic democracy, they all just submitted to feminism
it really made me think

Brooker is a typical Londonish Guardian-writing leftist. Unfortunately those worst instincts in him spoil anything he touches where they come into play.

I was mostly annoyed by his lack of imagination, thus his captives were justified in their desire to die/escape.

Here's your reply

IM NOT HAPPY
IM NOT HAPPY

So your shift key is broken, then?

DONT WORRY BRO I CAN CAPS LOCK THAT CRUISE CONTROL ANYTIME IT WILL BE NUMBER 1 THING TALKED ABOUT AROUND MY DEATH BED

It's a shame because you see him talk sometimes and he clearly has some small clue of just how fucked-up the world really is, and what the actual causes are, but being in that London bubble and having a vibrant diverse wife of peace keep dragging him down to just blaming white men for everything.

One of the things that often trip me up about this is basically those people on the ship were NPCs in a game. Thats it. It used the DNA as a baseline, but the actions were predetermined from the get go.

Its like us watching some guy playing Skyrim and murdering the fucking cloud district man and thinking he needs to die.

Still a good episode though.

Great underage impression, it seems really natural on you.

I think that would've been a more Black Mirror ending.

Compared to episodes 2, 3 or 5, this one wasn't really that bad. I even enjoyed it. Fake Damon did a good /ourguy/ Shatner impersonation. Very predictable though.

This season was quite a letdown with all the egg rehashes.

you still come off as someone looking for fuck

I think you probably have me confused with one of the other people making fun of you.

whats that user? you are a person different from the other? skiddle my skadoo really puts those inbits into motion

that TNG episode with Barclay was so much more tasteful than this. it didn't degrade the man for being nerdy and white and male. they treated him as someone who needed help.

thinking about modern TV vs. TNG really pisses me off. fuck.

>girl acts like a shy nerd
>really has x rated pics on her cloud that she is waiting for her ex to blackmail her with and turns manipulative whore as soon as she wants to trick a beta

>HES A GOD!!!
>couldn't stop time or teleport onto the ship
>but he could use his hands to turn people into monsters and sheeeit

Seriously what the fuck? This guy couldn't program basic Elder Scrolls console commands?

barclay didn't trap 1:1 copies of real people in his boring fantasy scenarios.

that was the feminist writers' way of saying fuck you to nerds who think they have a shot with them just because they may act a certain way

After you die nothing that happened in your life will matter and your reality will cease to exist. It will be like you were never born at all.

brooker got lazy a long time ago

>muh impeachment
Enjoy having Mike "Put Fags on a Metal Spike" Pence as your new president.

I couldn't care less about the political ideas in the episode. That shit has never phased me. What I care about is that it is the laziest and most poorly written episode in the entire show. The plot is just a re-use of Jon Hamm's job from the Christmas episode except with a video game framing device that doesnt work because they dont follow any basic rules of video games. If he has the power to change the people into monsters whenever he wants, why isn't he capable of just stopping their ship with his godly power? It doesn't make any sense. Also, how the hell does the server shutting down trap him in a coma like state? A: that's stupid, it would juts log him out and he would exit the game automatically B: How the FUCK could a product that dangerous be approved for public use? What if the company had a massive server crash? How many thousands of people would end up in danger like he was at the end of the episode. Just awful.

Why did "pausing" the game only pause him?

this is like Cat Person

those jav time stop pornos man. all i can think about now

lol it was a Microsoft game.

>girl praises CTO guy
>"oh no my nude pics on pornhub!"
>willing to steal a bunch of the guy's shit just for the pictures
>ends up killing the guy as well in the process
>guy probably has cameras in his house apartment complex to see that the girl sneaked into his house just before his murder

Does the company just ignore all of this? The girl also just doesn't care that she murdered her idol?

I guess she won't know that she did until someone finds his vegetable body but still. All she knows is that he is a little awkward and that one chick thought he was creepy.

So you created a whole world where you are god and you never tried to fuck the blue girl? Wtf man?

UK Black Mirror
> Really makes you think.
> Bleak outlook on the future.
> No good nor bad, just morality.

US Black Mirror
> PoC everywhere.
> Happy endings so the audience can clap.
> Shallow philosophy, good vs bad.

Love to hear your definition of a nerd.

Yeah the whole no genitals thing was ridiculous. Especially for a Netflix show.

Is that Dunst?

^^^^

SJW's get morally outraged over things they do not like regardless of intent.

Article directly attacking you is something you should have a problem with us unless your a weak willed pussy.

People don't stop attacking those that don't defend themselves.

> Happy endings so the audience can clap.
Playtest, Shut Up And Dance, Men Against Fire.

Not counting the ones in this season because the ones that didn't have happy endings sucked due to different reasons.

>I wanted to work in this company because of you
>have to be detailly explained where the name of the company comes from

The guy could make his own personal rape dungeon if he wanted to.

>DNA can store memories and personality
Black Mirror makes some leaps but this is ridiculous.

Meanwhile, the MC of the crappiest episode out of all was changed into a woman. I wonder if it would've made a difference.

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She was a software engineer who specialized in engine architecture, did you not pay attention?

do you even understand how coding works?
there no way she could have access to the source code of Infinity to begin with to "recognize" how it was build.
You could have reverse engineered it but would take a lot of time and even then it wouldn't give away the coding "style" of someone.
Not to mention that if you are a good programmer you most likely follow a standard. If you have your own "style" as a programmer, you are likely a crappy one to begin with.

post your face when you realize that most of /tv is beta cuck vigrin school shooters

>reverse engineering compiled code, from within the same compiled code

I meant the real girl and not the virtual copy, since she seemed to have knowledge of the source code before she started working for the company.

Who said he died? What if he's just stuck in that ship until someone finds him irl?

stop posting anytime

his company is on vacation for 10 days due to holidays + he's a hermit so no one will ever wake him up.