Is it just me or is nu-Wars - in addition to everything else wrong with it - fucking atrociously casted? None of the cast is visually appealing expect for Phasma.
We have:
>Xenomorph with no feminine qualities (body of an adolescent boy) and bland, uncharismatic acting.
>The most simian looking Negroid ever. An eyesore and an obnoxious character.
>Ginger Richard Spencer, utterly incapable of being menacing or badass
>ugly loser school shooter. A joke no one takes seriously.
>fat chink
It's truly awful.
So, assuming all the story and characterization issues were fixed (like Phasma being badass; no Rey Sue, etcetra), this how I would have casted it, starting with pic related (Laura Vandervoort) as Rey. She's perfect for a female Jedi protagonist: pretty and feminine with likable charismatic acting, she definitely has what it takes to become an iconic, adored SW character.
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Anthony Rodriguez
To fix Finn, he needs to be a more experienced, high-ranking character. More of a wise guide like Obi-Wan instead of le obnoxious janitor. Laurence. Fish is perfect at playing the wise mentor character. In this version, he gets killed by Phasma after sabotaging the shields on The Star Forge (because if we're having another superweapon, at least make it not Death Star 3).
Jace Cox
Hux needs to be a more threatening presence. To switch it up from The OT, Hux should have been an older female grand admiral type character. Cate Blanchett is perfect for this because she can do calm, aristocratic, menace a la Tarkin and she would have such a strong screen presence as an awesome, memorable villain (something this sequel trilogy desperately needed). You could have her do the Tarkin "you may fire when ready" line and everyone would fucking cream themselves.
Mason Wright
>not idris
Andrew White
these are somehow even worse choices
Charles Sullivan
Kylo needed a to be more attractive and capable of capturing audience's attention as a real antongistic force. Cillian Murphy not only has legions of fangirls but his performance in Batman Begins as Jonathan Crane was exactly what Kylo should have been. He'd be hugely popular rather than a walking joke.
Anthony Hill
this guy is ugly, uglier than adam driver
Wyatt Harris
Why is it that this dude is so clearly less attractive than the guy currently playing Kylo?
It is probably a matter of taste but current Kylo is much hotter than guy in picture.
Brody Peterson
Hi Adam
Brayden Torres
Adam Driver gives me tingles, this man does not. Case closed.
Camden Scott
Finally, we have Satomi Ishikawa as Rose. A qt 3.14 Nip instead of a homely obese chink. Nuff said.
Lucas Hall
This is the only one I agree with.
Adrian Wilson
Nigger, you can't be serious. Adam has shit facial structure, Murphy has a god-tier jawline.
Andrew James
>falling for the le based Idris meme
Carson Bennett
He looks like a skeleton face aids patient. Your husbando a shit. Probably a manlet too.
Luke Butler
At first glance, Adam has the hotness factor that this other dude does not--he just looks like an average run of the mill guy. Whereas Adam is memorable in all of the best ways. Adam is 9/10 husbando status, other dude is 7/10.
Easton Sanchez
Go to bed, Adam. Your face structure is horrible, your ears are huge and you've got a kike nose.
Michael Mitchell
Adam is a beefcake dark alpha.
Kevin Howard
Your guy couldn't even make water wet. No sexual energy.
Angel Nguyen
>not falling for it sorry for your life dude, he's based.
Jaxson Williams
Murphy would be perfect. I agree. The guy's always got this look and feel to him as if he could be a genuine psychotic.
Hunter Allen
You sure about that?
Austin Jenkins
this is the only acceptable finn replacement
Isaac Morgan
...
Grayson Campbell
These poor fools.
Grayson Cooper
Come to think of it, Bradley Cooper would be great as Poe.
Gabriel Richardson
he has a retarded pumpkin irish face. he's got nothing on adam
Logan Hernandez
I will admit I'd suck dem forearms.
Wyatt Myers
The interrogation scene would be better that's for sure.
Cameron Reed
Well, this thread got gay quick.
Charles Cook
Bump.
Nathan Brown
BUUUMP.
Logan Clark
Needs more purple haired characters.
Luke Harris
I'd cut that bitch out completely.
Parker Bennett
Bump.
Eli Collins
Bump.
Luis Collins
Bump.
Jason Martin
Except a straight face
Jackson Sanders
Remake of Brute Man when?
Michael Gonzalez
>making relatively normal looking people star in films as heroes. Why is that a bad thing? You wanna worship crazy beauty ideals? Nobody looks as good in real life as they do in movies anyway. Is that not enough?
Julian Robinson
I want attractive people in a FUCKING MYTHOPOEOTICAL SPACE FANTASY. Fuck me, right?
The Hux fix wasn't even about his attentiveness.
Carson Sanchez
Bump.
Matthew Diaz
Kathleen kennedy is catering to the lowest common denominator. She thinks the plebs will relate to homely ppl. This is a woman mindset. Men like high standard, it raises the bar and is challenging. Women don't like challenge, they see a beautiful woman, it kills them inside, they know they will never look like her, they don't want to see it. This shallow bitch fucked Star Wars in every possible way.
Kevin Clark
Actors have been chosen to physically match their character descriptions for centuries.
You can't take a commander seriously if they have pink hair and look like they work in a fucking office.
I mean can you imagine if fucking Michael Cera played Daniel Plainview? If Emma Watson played Larika from Bright? If Lawrence Fishburne played Spiderman?
Casting matters. Appearence matters.
Jordan Collins
Wonder Woman (female director) didn't have this problem tho. It was Abrams being a kike.
Aaron Miller
Not to say KK dindu nuffin. Just that Abrams' kike agenda (picking the most simian Negroid, villain must be white male, strong Aryan woman thrown in trash) was were it started.
Isaac Allen
I cant definately imagine all of those.
Christopher Lee
gal gadot is a flat skeleton kike
Nicholas Phillips
Kathleen self inserts as the females. Hence why there's only anglo-saxon white females allowed to be protags in Star Wars. Daisy, Jones, Clarke - coincidinkle? I think not.
Christopher Bell
There were other Amazons.
Jason Davis
The only black woman in nu-wars is an OScar winner and they digitally replaced her by an ugly 2000 years old potato alien that has asshole eyes. What did kennedy mean by this?
Samuel Miller
Isn't she a potatonigger tho?
Aiden Ward
Old fat fishburne is literally pic related
Joseph Brown
IDK. Afraid of the TBP (Tight black pussy)?
Zachary Miller
>Larika from Bright >bringing up a literally who character in a shitty netflix original movie hahahaha what the fuck
Benjamin Thomas
Ayy omao
Oliver Bell
Bump.
Brayden Williams
No seriously, what did you mean by this? If Emma Watson played that character it would have been inconsequential anyway, that character does nothing and dies. Also Bright is such meandering garbage it's insulting to bring it up when talking about movies.
Benjamin Brown
Casting is done by algorithms now. Daisey has a face that's easy to scan and mold toy models from. That's it. All characters are the basis for toy production.
