PLEASE SEE MY MOVIE IN THEATRES THIS WEEKEND

PLEASE SEE MY MOVIE IN THEATRES THIS WEEKEND

possibly the most numale tweet I have ever seen

>see my flick
>fedora tip

I saw ROTS with my friends three times. We bought the dvd as soon as it was in stores.

We saw TLJ once, and won't be buying it.

Rian is a hack.

>PLEASE SEE MY MOVIE IN THEATRES THIS WEEKEND
no

Guys...third time's the charm! C'mon let's go, you'll love it this time, I promise!

YIKES

Star Wars: The Last Jedi is a MUST-SEE in theaters.

Get your tickets while you can, for IMAX 3D if possible.

whoa... this is pathetic

and a gentle nod back to you, good sir

Jumanji it is

>Gentle nod
>Respectfully tips fedora
>gestures inoffensively

M'litty

>*nods respectfully towards you*

Keks softly

That's desperate.

>g-guys, it's the third weekend, the movies still struggling and my career it literally on the l-line
>p-please c-clap

It's twitter,bdorsmt he know he needs to play to the blacks?
He should have tried
>Third week is real nigga week

>Women Getting Shit Done
You mean like directly causing the deaths of people working with/for you?
Because that's all Rose and Holdo accomplished, the complete destruction of the Resistance due to their actions.

DESPERATE

What else has Rian Johnson directed?

Looper.
And he directed The Last Jedi straight toward failure, like he was the captain of the Titanic.

>see my film where a purple haired feminist hyperspace rams the right wing...of a star destroyer owned by a white racist.

got you beat

>want to see shape of water again
>havent seen ladybird or three billboards yet

GO FUCK YOURSELF

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I'll give you a hint: he has directed less feature films than homes his family owned when he was growing up

>pepe retweet
heh

fuck, I actually found a Wheaton tweet mildly funny

What a fucking faggot. Fuck Rian Johnson. TLJ was fucking trash.

What a fucking faggot.
Considering he will be the guy who will forever be remembered as the man who broken Star Wars I thought my opinion of him couldn't get any lower.

Awwww is that fat pussy scared he won't get to make his numale trilogy?

>P-PLEASE make sure we don't get beat by Jumanji!

Pathetic

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I really hope he's ironic.

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The gall

NOTICE ME BIG, STRONG MR. DISNEY, LOOK HOW GOOD OF A BOY I AM, GIVE ME A JOB PLEASE

Is Steve Watson in soy manufacturing?

you know what that means

>I had shit taste, 12 years later I'm changed
Brilliant move m8

>The energy's just right
What the fuck does that even mean

Wow this guy is a fucking idiot lmao

Rose maybe, but not Holdo. Even is she was a cunt, Poe was the bigger baby. I still don't know why Del Toro knew about Holdo's plan, but it was due to him that it failed. Holdo had no idea he even existed, so can't really blame her.

I'd pay to see someone destroy that face.

Empty theaters?

>P-Please watch my movie so the mouse doesn't put me in the corner with Paul Fieg

What does Paul Feig has to do with Disney?

How fucking dumb does he think we are?

Holdo could have much told them the plan, then the whole casino plot would never have happened.

There is literally no reason why she couldn't have told them.

Judging by the quality of writing in the film, pretty fucking dumb

Not necessarily the whole plan since loose lips sunk ships in this case, but she could've said there was a plan. Even so, if not for Poe, Finn and Rose going rogue, Del Toro would not have been there to ruin everything.

its trying to make more "repuratiun" roles so more people will hire this shit actor for their diversity quotas. pretty smart for someone so stupid.

I'm just hoping this is fake because I can't believe he'd be this obviously pathetic

Your turn.
DESPERATE

So someone would kill themselves for the first order?

As soon as she told them to get on the escape ships they could have sent a message anyway.

Its made almost a billion and he has an entire sub-franchise, so probably pretty fucking dumb

>I'd pay to see someone destroy that face.
Because you're too much of a pussy to do it yourself.

>GLUGLUGLUG MORE CUM

>*GLUGS*

"It's salt."

>*GLUGS KNOWINGLY*

He's begging people to go see his movie on the third weekend and its underperforming like a motherfucker. His supposed trilogy seems a little less likely than it was a month ago

I'd destroy it with my cock if you know what I mean

>the movies still struggling and my career it literally on the l-line

The movie will pass a billion dollars this weekend, and you call that struggling?

>possibly the most numale tweet I have ever seen
you sure?

Well Rian, just like your movie that is full of subverted expectations, this one isn't going to go the way you think either.

>its underperforming like a motherfucker.


It's down $32mil versus the same time after TFA release.
That's fucking nothing for a sequel of this size.

>all the seething polcucks ITT
One billion and still going, lads. Enjoy being perpetually wrong.

>the energy's just right by weekend 3
>...
>please go

still under expectations. they know that solo is going to bomb hard.

>Enjoy being perpetually wrong
How come everyone I know who's seen it also hates it then? I even met a chick on the fucking airplane home for xmas the other day who flirted with me and got her drunk etc etc. We've been texting, and she saw it and even she hated it. You can even look on youtube for like a kidsreact type video and you're gonna find a lot more upset kids than excited ones. Kids hate it, adults hate it.

It's a bad movie with like three cool scenes and overall it does more harm than good to the whole franchise

>How come everyone I know who's seen it also hates it then?
I'm sure the couple of neckbeards from your discord circlejerk groups are very important to Disney's financial status.

Ive been having my mum feed me noodles to save money (tendies get expensive!) And today I finally hab enough bux to go see the STAR WARS. I'm so excite. I hope I can get crab legs with extra butter!

Reminder that Jumanji is now airing.
Don't do that fagboy shit with weekend 3 and see it today.

I've seen it twice, taking my mom out to see it next week. Best SW since ESB.

The trailer had a line about instagram. You couldn't pay me to watch that trash shit all over my childhood.

I will never be a fagboy, only a #littyboy. Get your boots ready lads! #pee

He's in movie jail after fembusters

You now live in a world where Star Wars can't make more money than Fast & Furious and you don't call that struggling?

>It's down $32mil versus the same time after TFA release.

You're a dumbass. It's 200 million down JUST domestically

It's behind about the same internationally

All the Karens in the world wouldnt convince me to watch this garbage.

I've fucked more broads in the past 12 months than you have in your whole life bucko.

literally on the frontpage of box office mojo

Who?

im honestly surprised twitter has been around for that long

>9 day Vs 14 day

Bro it's going to finish $1.3b at the most
Decent chance it won't even outgross Beauty and the Beast.
It's a massive disappointment

Quick question.

Doesn't the mouse win either way?

They can sell bluerays of the movie for 50 years or so. Or don't those make any money?

>literally tips fedora
What planet do these people live on? The soy boy is a rare species, but Hollywood pretends as though the average guy is a nu-male who would respond positively to such a tweet.

Serious question, what movie is the gif from? I want to watch that movie instead.

Almost all movies that are not fuckhuge monstruosities in box office end up being profitable through TV/home video.

Wil Wheaton BTFOs Sup Forums once again. It's beautiful.

I don't see why people hated The Last Jedi. I'm going to see it Today. Any of you going to see it boys? :)

>brags about it on Sup Forums
Odds are you don't even know what pussy looks like, bud.

>seeing any movie that many times in theater

Hi Rian!

Yes it makes a lot of money. The thing is it could have made anywhere from 1.7-1.9 billion if it was a better movie. It had the opening weekend numbers and Christmas release date to pull it off.
As it is, it will make 1.2-1.3 billion.

Age of Ultron was considered a disappointment because it followed Avengers and it had a similar run like this with huge opening and huge drops. That only made 100 million less than avengers this will make anywhere from 700-800 less than TFA.

Now Solo actually might lose money, because it has inflated 300 million dollar budget because they had to shoot the movie twice and it seems to be mediocre.

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Oh, you know it. Third weekend is the best, baby! Every time smiling face with sunglasses 3rd weekend. You really get that slightly "worn-in, but still new!" feel.

1st & 2nd weekenders! You know what I'm talkin' about, right? Nothing like third weekend!

paying $102 to watch any movie

Is this the only way his jaw can remain closed?

1 week longer for $450m learn to read my friend