>the fuckhuge mega dreadnought that can produce fucking star destroyers
>literally says it has tie fighter assembly lines on board
>"nah, let's chase them until they run out of fuel"
So, uh, why didn't they deploy the bazillion TIE fighters/bombers to destroy the rebel ships?
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Because star wars is bad
i did the math and that fleet had about 1500 to 2500 tie fighters on hand. just turn your brain off
do you understand what relative speed is?
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>a radical extremist group has more resources and manpower than the empire ever had
>gets BTFO by 1 tumblrina
Or, like, hyperspace a detachment of ships directly in the path of the rebels. If the rebels turn to avoid, they must slow down to do so.
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Of course you should turn off parts of your brain to enjoy sci-fi and sci-fantasy, but there comes a moment where if you turned off any more, you'd be clinically dead.
This was one of those moments and TLJ was full of them.
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i was takin the piss but yea, there was no thought in this shit flick
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>hey guys let's put wings on a pez dispenser and call it a day!
Fuck everything.
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>faster
>better armed
>more thrust
BLACKED ONE
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>spiral staircase literally goes nowhere
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u cant be serious
And that's it.
did a single ski speeder even shoot in this movie?
Did they just take a B-wing cockpit, strap an X-wing engine, with the back half of a Ywing engine, and A-Wing canards?
looks more like they just took the body off a p51 mustang and added the bwing cockpit on the side
I mean at least its better than "X wing but with 2 engines that separate instead of 4" or "Tie fighter but more greebles and an antenna"
No.
Just raced towards the nuAT-ATs and swayed away when the mini DSCanon was deployed.
>expectations
>SUBVERTED
>60 km wide
There is retarded. There is beyond retarded. And there is this shit.
>one turbolaser barrel
>stronger than the many many many turbolaser barrels on a star destroyer
>the front legs absorb the recoil, not the back legs
>still doesn't explain why bombs fall in space
It says they're propelled.
It's really callous to make the gunner work right next to a full fucking magazine of them though. Typical rebels.
the funniest part is that for whats her name to crash into him, she had to be farther ahead than him, making it just as easy for her to turn and fire on the cannon
These are actually good designs
So is this
And this one
Good design
>it's big
>wants to be home one but is just a generic rip off with nothing interesting
>crappy fan edits of he medical frigate and the tantive / republic cruiser
Just an awful clusterfuck of a design
How much concept art did they go through before deciding on this ugly shit?
>terrible worse knock offs
pants on head retarded
>shitty knockoff
i read that as propelled out of the bay using the magnet plate, still no reason for bombs to fall in space
All of the designs you listed as good are just slight modifications of prequel ships. Kylo Rens ship is very obviously just a modified Sith Infiltrator and the decent air speeders are based on ones from Attack of the Clones.
If it's propelled it's going to keep moving in that direction. I haven't seen the movie though or a webm of that scene in particular.
>pants on head retarded
It's just a strandbeast, cool as fuck.
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Yeah that's just called being creatively bankrupt. They literally googled "walking machines" and it popped up.
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That part is cool and all but I mean overall idea to move a large laser with these things seems pretty dumb in star wars.
The sith infiltrator has elements of the TIE fighter in the design n purpose. Kylo's ship IMO is good because it is a new design that carries the design language of dark side ships like the Infiltrator and TIE fighters while still being it's own thing.
The Canto Bight speeders and police thing remind me of the speeders in Ep 1 and speeders in TOR respectively. The Canto Bight speeders look sleek and new.
coulda made sense if they were draggin a cannon from a star destroyer that got destroyed in vice admiral holdo's suicide attack and fell to the planet
It's a kitbash of a Tie Interceptor and the Sith Infiltrator.
They have repulsorlift. Dragging something is retarded.
The cockpit closely resembles the TIE Advanced.
actually it looks a lot like the tie avenger
coulda dragged it using a repulsorlift sled, or if it was functional debris it would make sense that they didn't have a good way of getting it to hover and have things that can just drag it.
Or they could have just had the tow tanks hook onto the doors and rip them off. that could have been cool.
How she got in front of him in order to crash into his side when they were on the same height before still remains a mystery to me.
she's asian. They can crash anything.
>crashing into something at light speed is enough for something as small as an ant in comparison to devastate one of the largest ships ever
So why didn't the rebels just take small craft, send them to light speed and point them at the death star with like one robot running it?
Why didn't they turn one of the smaller craft around at the start and jump it into the big ship?
>the resistance
Still gets me. What the fuck were they thinking.
I'll tell you what they were thinking, the "good guys" have to be the smaller, weaker worce in order to drum up tension and to play on the stupid mentality of the bad guy being the powerful, dominant antagonist.
Does it really need wings?
heh
Are these ships intended to resemble Mom Calamari cocks?
It's fucking amazing how retarded in scale that is, like some 10 autistic doodled it out
In star wars we were shown that things like the death star and super star destroyer were the Pinnacle of size, those designs were barely created as it was and they bankrupted much of the economy of the empire just building them
Shit wars designs really cool ships, tech, and so on
But they've never had a director who knows how to use it.
>redesigns for original vechiles
WHY
>start falling within the ship because of the artificial gravity
>keep falling in space because of no external forces
TLJ has problems but this is the most retarded complaint by far.
>lasers
>recoil
>Women, currently the leader of a multicultural rebellion against a white supremacist government, smashes the supremacy
What did they mean by this?
Why the fuck is the "Resistance" worse off than the Rebellion in episode 4? Why did they replace Y-Wings with slower, weaker bombers that can only shoot down? What happened to B-Wings? Don't tell me its because of outdated tech, the Millennium falcon never replaced its Turrets, is more than 90 Years old by the time of TLJ and still does exceptionally well.
Star Wars is dead; bury it. Consider this mercy.
Are you a retard, it specifically says it's a deployable staircase that will obviously be dropped from the bottom of the ship. Why am I even replying you are just shitposting.
>lasers
>recoil
yes you dense fuck, listen to this: instead of just firing some photons out of some lasergun, you fire the entire (but small) laser-generating-device while letting it fire its laser, propelling the photons to FTL speed and therefore multiplying the power. to accomplish this, you need a propelling charge, which will cause recoil.
How big do you think you could make a ship before it gets ridiculous?
Starkiller Base had a diameter of 660km.
In IX they'll have a sun flying around and eating planets I guess.
The Magog Worldship from Andromedia
>The Magog World Ship is the "homeworld" of the Magog
>It is composed of 20 joined planets surrounding an Artificial star.
Its basically 20 planets heavily armed with billions of cannibal rape monsters and untold amounts of smaller ships that itself is able to travel throughout space
Amateur
Fuggen awesome brb reading
Shut up fucking bigot
Let me show you the World Engine
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MOTHER FUUUUUUUUUUUIUIIII
What's the point of these fucking stupid books!? They just draw random cables and tubes inside the ships.
I went to that x-wing alliance upgrade forum once, the team making that mod is THE most autistic group on the internet