This is just horrible

This is just horrible

It’s a comedy dumbass

i can't get this dumb Kino out of my head. Makes me laugh and cry sometimes. Sometimes i just want to kill myself. Its too much.

This movie was great (yes even the second half)
This scene gave me a legit erection

Anymore movies like this?
Absurdist black comedies are really my thing

>tfw no qt maid to ride my dick because it's her job

Star Wars - The Last Jedi

Is that Xev?

dogtooth

beat me up with your butt!

>Not appreciating "Kino of the Year MMXV"

> normalfag trash
> kino

r9kino

>being this dense

movie?

killing of a sacred deer
in burges

Killing of a sacred deer isn't a black comedy. It's a psychological thriller.

there are aspects of that but it is pretty disjointed and funny at times

it's the director's wife
what a cuck you are Lanthimos

What movie is this

>ever since In Bruges in 2008, Colin Farrell has been consistently starring in pure kino
Why hasn't he been recognised yet?

What's the movie/scene?

The Lobster

It's one of the most irrevent films you'll ever see. It's a 9/10, certified kino.

Can confirm "In Bruges" is gold.
Also check "Man bites dog", pure french kino.

>girl from HS went to a hotel to become a hotel manageress
>actually did shit like that from time to time for extra pay
>that is how she met her husband after some 3 years working there

This wasn't a movie about the future.

>"you're an inanimate fucking object!"
Still one of the funniest lines ever in a film

Can somebody explain this to me? The movie basically says that couples are formed based on the match of their defining traits, but patients were constantly encouraged to look for partners when the movie's logic states it's out of their control.

The Lobster I think.

White and male

The Lobster

In their society you're legally obliged to find a partner or you get turned into an animal. Colin is at a last-chance retreat for loners, if they can't find love they're converted. The maid's job here is to rub her qt butt on Colin's dick to make him sexually aroused but stop before he ejaculates so as to fill him with mating lust and incentivise him more to find his partner.

and a manlet

>micks
>white

Why can't I ever find a hotel with this kind of maid service?

You literally can. If you have some money.

I thought it was a test to see whether he has been masturbating? You know if he couldn't get hard, then they would take it as a sign as he had already jacked off.

But there were also those scenes in the dining hall, like "woman walks alone"/"woman walks with a man".

I find my interpretation more sexy so I'm going to choose to believe it's true

I don't think you could do that scene today after Harvey Weinstein and the #MeToo brigade. They could compain about trivialising sexual assault and playing it up for laughs. So strange to think that this film was only made 2 years ago.

Not every movie is made in usania you know.

she explains to him the reasoning behind it in the same scene

Irreverent or irrelevant?

Just like my doujin comics

The World According to Garp did it first.
Also has a guy getting his dick bitten off while getting a parked BJ when another car smashes into the rear.

>"You fucking retract that bit about my cunt fucking kids!"
Was also pretty good.

He's fucked her on screen in another film so it's OK

giv greek maid gf

>there's no bisexual option
;______________;

the shot of the dog that the bitch kicked to death completely soured me on the entire movie, just made me fucking queasy and upset. Of course it's still a good movie, but I love my dog.

HOW has nobody posted the webm yet