The Chosen One

Imagine being the director of Episode XI

You need to fix every shit Rian Johnson did, please old core of the franchise using same characters they introduced so far and do it under 155 minutes

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Easy. I just unzip my pink and yellow-green markers.

But Rian set a perfect stage for IX. What the fuck are you talking about? It's JJ's fault the start was so rough.

I bring Luke and Snoke back, both can be easily written in. Rey inspires Luke to rebuild the Jedi again at the end maybe through her death or something

There it panders to Disney's agenda and fixes how they fucked everything up from the OT

whats going on here

for the love of god someone explain me what george is doing on this board he says this is real not real what is that mean pls ?

How the fuck do you bring Luke back?

>lol guys, that epic twin sunset death scene? It was all a dream
>ass-kicking force ghost Luke

Both are equally lame. Rian destroyed their options.

Luke is the son of the chosen one, his grandfather is literally the force itself I'm sure if it wasn't Abram's they could come up with something creative, they are already inventing all sorts of new rules for how shit works

It will be now for Disney since their agenda don't bring as many bucks as pleasing fucking white males

Done.

he picks what would be CGI and what would be real actors and sets

>You need to fix every shit Rian Johnson
Easy. A timeskip and pull the Knights of Ren from the wreckage of USS "Abandoned Plotlines".

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MAGIC

thank you, makes sense finally

Luke - didn't die, just ODed on a force trip after using too much force. Force spits him back into reality after the trip is done.
Force Yoda - didn't use force, it was actually a bomb set up by Rei so that Luke doesn't find out she stole books
Rei - kills everyone in the resistance and joins Kylo by the end of movie 3
Everyone else - dead, fuck em
Hyperspace kamikaze - didn't happen, she actually secretly had a hyperspace bomb on board which was a new secret weapon of the resistance, that's why she could do that attack
There, a new hopefully better trilogy can start now with broom boy as the ACTUAL new protagonist that ACTUALLY trains with Luke who reistablishes his Academy

TLJ was just Finn's coma dream.

Make Ep IX what everyone wants. All out fight with Resistance/Republic capital ships going toe to toe with the New Order, while Luke leads a strike team to kill Snoke. Fuck, have Luke die fighting Snoke, and after Kylo sees his uncle die he teams up with Rey to kill Snoke.

So we get to see Jedi shit, we get to see a big battle with pew pew and Poe being a poor imitation of WEDGE ANTILLES, and we get a tidy conclusion with the baddies being defeated.

Then have Finn off trying to steal Snoke's Escalade or something.

If 3 doesn't end with Kylo or Rei switching sides the whole trilogy was just a waste of time. Do that and maybe next trilogy can be good.

>3 years after TLJ
>Rey is training alone on Acht-To
>suddenly there's a flash of light
>Luke's standing there
>"but how?"
>"I don't know. There's a disturbance in the force"
There we go. Sorted

>Fuck, have Luke die fighting Snoke, and after Kylo sees his uncle die he teams up with Rey to kill Snoke.
No, have Rey get killed by Snoke. Daisy is an atrocious actress and her character is fucking dreadful.

And then you go the BvS route and make First Order unite with Resistance to defeat a force anomaly that threatens to consume the galaxy. Now that's what I call crashing a franchise with no survivors

But BvS was the greatest superhero film ever made? You seem confused user

wrong. she's also keut so no chance she will die.

Episode 9. Luke wakes up in some shady place. Turns out he was drugged. A prostitute who looks like Daisy Ridley lies dead beside him.

>Rey catches Rose, Finn and Poe in a passionate threesome
>Rey is angry that Finn and Poe are actually chubby-chasers and starts to have serious urges for some badboy
>Rey turns, the Rebellion are all slaughtered
>Rey turns into Ken's sex and domestic slave

Directed by Martin Scorsese with a pumping 70s soundtrack. Couldn't fail!