>elves look like bleached orcs on accutane >have hideous accents >disgusting teeth god knows why >somehow don't use any magic >orcs are niggers >humans fuck orcs while elves stay away from humans and orcs >elves are just not degenerate >orcs wonder why nobody likes them >Ward (Will Smith) has a white wife with a mulatto daughter who says fuc the police >Ward never shuts the fuck up >"""Brights"""" somehow serve the DARK Lord >Dark Lord was a fucking elf we never get to see (Lotr??) >Orcs worked with Dark Lord >Elves worked with Dark Lord >Elves worked with Orcs??????? >never got to hear any of the songs from the album in the movie
Fuck you netflix
Brandon Peterson
Would you a centuar?
I wouldn't The sex life would just be too awkward. I'd take a hand job from her though.
Dylan Phillips
WOW THIS MOVIE WRITTEN BY A LOW IQ CUNT FOR LOW IQ CUNTS IS TRASH WHO KNEW QUICK OP MAKE MORE THREADS ABOUT IT AND MAKE 20 STAR WARS THREADS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT
Christopher Cook
>never got to hear any of the songs from the album in the movie
Wait, you wanted the movie to be full of more shitty rap music?
Aiden Flores
I knew it would be shit as soon as I read the main characters were an orc and a human and the pictured showed two orcs.
Liam Roberts
>somehow don't use any magic
Four sentences in and I can tell you didn't actually watch the movie.
Kayden Clark
you stupid cunt female centaurs are useless MALE centaurs are where its at
theyve got that thrusting power for days
Gabriel Gutierrez
>elves look like bleached orcs on accutane one look at noomi's fine ass proves this to be untrue >somehow don't use any magic except for all the times they use magic >humans fuck orcs while elves stay away from humans and orcs what? there are no interracial couples in the movie, just a few orc strippers with human clientele. >elves are just not degenerate well besides all the murder, torture, infanticide, illegal arms, segregation, and consumerism >orcs wonder why nobody likes them no, they know it's because of what they did 2,000 years ago. they just think that it's bullshit. >Ward (Will Smith) has a white wife with a mulatto daughter who says fuc the police no she doesn't. >"""Brights"""" somehow serve the DARK Lord brights are just people who can interact with wands, it has nothing to do with the dark lord. >Orcs worked with Dark Lord and against him >Elves worked with Dark Lord and against him >Fuck you netflix nice try Mouseshill
Jackson Reyes
dude, mare pussy.
Hunter Ramirez
Besides the brights/inferni what other elves used magic?
one, look above. Ward was an interracial couple, but humans fucked orcs I didn't say there were orc/human couples. The inferni were brights who served the fucking dark lord The orcs and elves who served the dark lord worked together disgusting Orcs were basically primitive savage gangs in nigger outfits
